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Those crazy Bhuddists
    #2021150 - 10/18/03 08:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

What do you call a Bhuddist with...

bipolar disease... At two with the universe

schizophrenia...At more than one with the universe

autism...At none with the universe

gambling addiction....At odds with the universe

Nihilism... At war with the universe

masochism...In pain with the universe

sadism...A pain in the universe

paranoia...Still waiting for the universe to get them

alzheimers...universe who,dammit?

nymphomania...Oh, universe your soo big!

family issues...The universe always loved you best

mysogynism...The universe is a bitch

feminism...the universe is male dominant and mysogynistic(see above)

my deepest apologies to Zen Bhuddists every where....sometimes these things just have to be said.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Re: Those crazy Bhuddists [Re: whiterasta]
    #2021241 - 10/18/03 09:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"SHIT HAPPENS" in various world religions & philosophies

TAOISM: If shit happens, adapt to it.


HINDUISM: This shit has happened before, and will happen again.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, don't be attached to it.

ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?

JUDAISM: We know shit happens, but why does it always happen to us?

CHRISTIANITY: If shit happens, turn the other cheek.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.

ISLAM (SHIITE): If shit happens, it is the will of ALLAH.

RASTAFARIANISM: Shit may happen, but it's really good shit.

PANTHEISM: Shit is happening everywhere all the time.

ATHEISM: If shit happens, it proves there is no GOD.

MYSTICISM: Sh, it happens!

FATALISM: Shit was destined to happen.

DUALISM: Shit happens in two's.

HUMANISM: Humans have the power to make shit happen.

IDEALISM: Shit only seems to happen.

PRAGMATISM: If shit happens, so be it!

EXISTENTIALISM: Only by experiencing shit happening do we truly live.

CAPITALISM: If shit happens, how much can we make from it?

COMMUNISM: Shit should happen to everyone equally.

HEDONISM: If shit happens, enjoy!

STAR WARISM: If shit happens, let go; feel the force flow through you.

REVERSALISM: Sneppah tihs.

NIHILISM: No shit.

The Enneagram

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Re: Those crazy Bhuddists [Re: David_Scape]
    #2021774 - 10/19/03 02:28 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I have a t-shirt with all the religions on it, but it's kinda different, it goes like this:

Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: "Confucious say, 'Shit happens'"
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, its the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Atheism: There is no shit
Agnosticism: We don't know whether shit happens or not
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserved it
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

peace, pot, and microdot!

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Re: Those crazy Bhuddists [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2021803 - 10/19/03 02:46 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)


DoctorJ said:

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."


There are things known, and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors - Morrison

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