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Invisibleafoaf
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a little humor for you this morning
    #2014674 - 10/16/03 03:17 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

while watching the news over some scrambled
eggs and snapple, the morning news anchor
called president bush and arnold schwarzenegger's
planned conference

"a political meeting of the minds"




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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: afoaf]
    #2014694 - 10/16/03 03:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

hmmm


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: afoaf]
    #2014695 - 10/16/03 03:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Oh man, that hilarious I can't stop laughing.....*yawn*


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: afoaf]
    #2014733 - 10/16/03 03:29 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Every snapple you drink puts 5 cents in rush limbaugh's pocket.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: afoaf]
    #2015126 - 10/16/03 05:16 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

That's beautiful, man.

Really beautiful.

It gives me hope. Maybe together, the Terminator and the Boy King can take the world back from the corporate mechanical henchmen.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2015162 - 10/16/03 05:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

wingnutx said:
Every snapple you drink puts 5 cents in rush limbaugh's pocket.




I know. That's why I stopped drinking Snapple.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: silversoul7]
    #2015425 - 10/16/03 06:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Actually, I was kidding. He isn't still their spokesman is he? I thought that was ancient history.



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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: afoaf]
    #2015448 - 10/16/03 06:37 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

While we're on the topic of humour, check this old Onion article from 2001 out:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html

It was kind of funny at the time, now it just seems kind of scary that their parody pretty much came true.


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In the beginning was the word. And man could not handle the word, and the hearing of the word, and he asked God to take away his ears so that he might live in peace without having to hear words which might upset his equinamity or corrupt the unblemished purity of his conscience.

And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

"Fuck you," He whispered, and frowned upon the pathetic supplicant before retreating to His heavens.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2015590 - 10/16/03 07:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Damnit,Rush was a Snapple spokesperson? (How the hell did this come about?) I probably directly contributed to him getting high then.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: Edame]
    #2015619 - 10/16/03 07:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Nice find!


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: Edame]
    #2015629 - 10/16/03 07:36 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I remember that. It's hauntingly chilling,no?


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2015872 - 10/16/03 08:40 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

wingnutx said:
Actually, I was kidding. He isn't still their spokesman is he? I thought that was ancient history.



No, he's not their spokesman anymore, but he still owns lots of their stock.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: silversoul7]
    #2015876 - 10/16/03 08:41 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

'Arizona Iced Tea' is owned by Al Sharpton and David Duke.


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2015925 - 10/16/03 08:54 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

You gotta be shittin' me. :blush:

Can you tell me what other evil folk own such and such (obviously excluding Murdock,Turner,etc.) ? 


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: monoamine]
    #2015944 - 10/16/03 09:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Noam Chomsky invented Post-Its[tm], and donated all the proceeds NAMBLA, CAIR, and the RNC.



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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2015959 - 10/16/03 09:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

have you no shame!?

:smirk:

that'll be the last snapple I drink...


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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: wingnutx]
    #2016056 - 10/16/03 09:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hee hee hee! Noam "I never met a government policy I couldn't classify as genocide" Chomsky invented Post-its...

You have a warped sense of humor. Give us some more!

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Re: a little humor for you this morning [Re: monoamine]
    #2016681 - 10/17/03 01:00 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

We should launch an ad campaign like the ones that they aired during the superbowl for the last 3 years. Drink snapple, help rush do Oxycontin.


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