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InvisibleEndure
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Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now
    #20137205 - 06/15/14 10:30 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

http://animals.io9.com/why-are-these-bears-having-oral-sex-1590980883

click the link and watch Bear Porn, and proof.


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Endure]
    #20137223 - 06/15/14 10:32 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

lulz


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Endure]
    #20137228 - 06/15/14 10:32 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Not clicking the link, but it was only a matter of time. They probably saw some campers doing it, and were like "yeah, that looks neat" God would be proud.


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137236 - 06/15/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Legend said:
Not clicking the link, but it was only a matter of time. They probably saw some campers doing it, and were like "yeah, that looks neat" God would be proud.



lmfao


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137237 - 06/15/14 10:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

why not click the link? its an animal website


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137239 - 06/15/14 10:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Click the link, it isn't porn.

Weird. I may or may not be scarred/turned on.

Edited by KingKnowledge (06/15/14 10:34 PM)

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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #20137253 - 06/15/14 10:36 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

theres no sense in resisting your sexuality, and going suicidal in fear of liking the idea of bears sucking eachothers dick. just admit your zoo fetish. its okay, im supportive


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: KingKnowledge] * 1
    #20137257 - 06/15/14 10:37 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

That's bearly even raunchy



:crazy2:


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #20137263 - 06/15/14 10:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Evolution. This proves god does not exist


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20137270 - 06/15/14 10:39 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Evolution. This proves god does not exist




Blasphemy, CRUCIFY THIS MAN!


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137292 - 06/15/14 10:43 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

No this proves god does exist. Bears sucking each other dicks that's a miracle!


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #20137312 - 06/15/14 10:46 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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That's bearly even raunchy



:crazy2:




that is sexy as fuck. the bear woman just sucks his dick and he didnt even ask. all because she wants the jizz


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137315 - 06/15/14 10:46 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
Quote:

Bulbasaur said:
Evolution. This proves god does not exist




Blasphemy, CRUCIFY THIS MAN!



lol
That whole article just :dudewtf:
They had to write down all the times those bears sucked each other off

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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Endure]
    #20137321 - 06/15/14 10:48 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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that is sexy as fuck. the bear woman just sucks his dick and he didnt even ask. all because she wants the jizz




The bears were both males



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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Redwood]
    #20137334 - 06/15/14 10:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

homosexuality continuing in animals = god doesnt exist


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Redwood]
    #20137336 - 06/15/14 10:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

Endure said:
that is sexy as fuck. the bear woman just sucks his dick and he didnt even ask. all because she wants the jizz




The bears were both males








Holy shit, did M.Night Shyamalan write that article?


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Legend]
    #20137507 - 06/15/14 11:27 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Endure]
    #20137538 - 06/15/14 11:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Me and my Ex lady were at the Portland Oregon zoo one time REALLY high on ganja food and saw this otter that was giving himself head. It was kinda fucked up. There was a mom with kids right there and she was just all like- "OK kids- let's go see the polar bears" real quick.


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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #20137564 - 06/15/14 11:39 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Legend said:
Holy shit, did M.Night Shyamalan write that article?



What? That one went right over my head.


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Me and my Ex lady were at the Portland Oregon zoo one time REALLY high on ganja food and saw this otter that was giving himself head. It was kinda fucked up. There was a mom with kids right there and she was just all like- "OK kids- let's go see the polar bears" real quick.




He otter be banned for that!

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Re: Bears are performing Oral sex on eachother now [Re: Redwood]
    #20137913 - 06/16/14 01:46 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I hope they don't start getting too frisky and give a little nibble :shocked:


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