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OfflineLearyfanS
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Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack'
    #20089599 - 06/05/14 07:23 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a big fan of unintentionally funny music.  Here's an album from a rapper named Viper.  It's funny before you even listen to it.  First, he misspells the word "y'all" in the title of the album.  It's called 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack'.  Secondly, it's funny because he sounds incredulous that people are too scared to smoke crack lol.  Thirdly, it all kinda all sounds the same.  Forth, it's just bad. 

What's up with that?


















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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan]
    #20089630 - 06/05/14 07:30 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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Learyfan said:
I'm a big fan of unintentionally funny music.  Here's an album from a rapper named Viper.  It's funny before you even listen to it.  First, he misspells the work "y'all" in the title of the album.  It's called 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack'.  Secondly, it's funny because he sounds incredulous that people are too scared to smoke crack lol.  Thirdly, it all kinda all sounds the same.  Forth, it's just bad. 

What's up with that?










1.  I don't think you have any business ragging on him for spelling
2.  Crack is fucking awesome beyond measure
3.  I aint playing that shit


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan]
    #20089636 - 06/05/14 07:30 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I swear I heard somewhere that the rapper died from a crack overdose. :lolsy:


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20089802 - 06/05/14 08:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Here's another crack song, this one is more chill;

Necro - Crack Cocaine




Not gonna lie, I've smoked more then my fair share of crack in my life.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Dark_Star]
    #20089813 - 06/05/14 08:03 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Then you know.

I never got in trouble with it but good fucking zappa it is wonderful.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: zappaisgod]
    #20089819 - 06/05/14 08:04 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

It is. I think I like IVing powder more, but it's close.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Dark_Star]
    #20089843 - 06/05/14 08:08 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I aint touching no darts unless it is pharmaceutical.  I had some liguid pharma coke once but no dart.  I dropped it in my eye just to see if it was different.  It wasn't.  Just a different mucous membrane to infuse it through.  Same shit as snorting.  Not base.  Not close.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: zappaisgod]
    #20089858 - 06/05/14 08:11 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Smart move. I can't say that IVing was a smart move on my part, cause it was a terrible decision & destructive as fuck. God damn was it fun though.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Dark_Star]
    #20089881 - 06/05/14 08:16 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I always just figured it's Russian Roulette.

I had a kidney stone once.  I had no idea and thought I was dieing.  I woke my wife up and told her to call the ambulance.  They came, asked the pain level and I said 9.9 because I don't give 10s.  They gave me one shot of morphine.  It didn't do dick so I told them so.  They gave me another and it was aaaaallllllrrrrrrrriigggggghhhhhhhhhhhhtttttt.

Oh yeah.  That's the only way I'm doing a dart.  If I have 100% certainty of the product.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: zappaisgod]
    #20089896 - 06/05/14 08:18 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

It is Russian Roulette. I was just strung out & didn't give a fuck. Stopped breathing & all that after shooting too much smack once. Got resuscitated by the people I was with. Didn't stop me though. I usually live much healthier these days.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: zappaisgod]
    #20089975 - 06/05/14 08:41 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Oops, I misspelled the word "word".  I need to stop listening to this album.  :confused:

Anyone find it funny?  I know it's ridiculous, but that's why I like it. 
















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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan]
    #20089996 - 06/05/14 08:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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I bet those two started having a whole lot of fun right after that strip.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan]
    #20090067 - 06/05/14 09:03 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Those are sum dope beats. He doesn't sound like he smokes much crack, maybe cough syrup, or "yall to scared to heroin".


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan]
    #20090077 - 06/05/14 09:05 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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Oops, I misspelled the word "word".  I need to stop listening to this album.  :confused:

Anyone find it funny?  I know it's ridiculous, but that's why I like it. 


















You misspelled fourth, too.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Robo]
    #20090080 - 06/05/14 09:05 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

It's "You'll".  :grin:


















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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: zappaisgod]
    #20090084 - 06/05/14 09:07 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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You misspelled fourth, too.




Oh OH!  :facepalm:


















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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan] * 4
    #28613363 - 01/07/24 07:30 PM (20 days, 19 hours ago)

Lee Carter, known by his stage name Viper, was arrested Thursday in connection to a kidnapping in progress officers responded to in 2023.

Holy shit I knew I recognized this dude


https://www.chron.com/news/article/lee-carter-viper-kidnapping-houston-18592467.php





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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: PreparationH]
    #28613368 - 01/07/24 07:48 PM (20 days, 19 hours ago)

:whatwhatwhat:

Goddam!.


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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: PreparationH]
    #28613648 - 01/08/24 05:20 AM (20 days, 9 hours ago)

I heard about this, but I totally forgot that I had made a thread about him. It's a terrible story! I'm actually not surprised, because I saw a video a year or two ago about him trying to pick up underage girls on the internet or something.








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Re: Viper - 'You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack' [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #28613918 - 01/08/24 10:09 AM (20 days, 4 hours ago)

The cover on this record always cracks me up :gethigh:

Didn't see that coming though.. sick guy.


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