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Offlinejsncrs
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Endure]
    #19988412 - 05/14/14 06:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

licked many girls assholes
been peed on
been squirted on
period sex
road head
made sex tapes
fucked in front of a mirror

That's all I can remember for now, sure there's more

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: jsncrs]
    #19988540 - 05/14/14 06:31 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

i'm always fascinated by the piss/shit thing.

so did you ask her to piss on you, or was it her idea?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
    #19988554 - 05/14/14 06:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

i asked my girl to piss on me, she asked if she could in my mouth.

i volunteered easily.. yummy


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Endure]
    #19988564 - 05/14/14 06:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Kinky :naughty:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
    #19988571 - 05/14/14 06:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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NWlight said:
i'm always fascinated by the piss/shit thing.

so did you ask her to piss on you, or was it her idea?




We were discussing fantasies one night and I admitted that I found it hot. We ended up fucking and she said she needed to pee badly, we both kinda had the same idea and she just went for it. Happened a few times. Since then I've been considering paying a dominatrix to explore this kind of stuff a bit more.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
    #19988614 - 05/14/14 06:47 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
i'm always fascinated by the piss/shit thing.

so did you ask her to piss on you, or was it her idea?



me and my girl are really into piss play. Not shit in anyway though. Initially it was her idea though, she asked if we could do it on each other.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #59]
    #19988712 - 05/14/14 07:10 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'm a virgin :feelsbadman:




how old are u?



18 bruh

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #58]
    #19990375 - 05/15/14 02:22 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Dirty in the sense of kinda gross? Imo would probably be boning down with ladies on their periods.

Dont get me wrong, I LOVE blood, totally turns me on. :whip2: However, period blood is gross, and seeing it all over my dick makes me wanna freak out haha

Dirtiest in the kinky sense would probably be outdoor bondage, working them over with a flogging whip or riding crop til the welts on their ass begin to swell :bdsm:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: applesmasher420]
    #19990645 - 05/15/14 04:39 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

my ex pissed in my mouth once
it was warmer than i expected

didnt really do anything for either of us just did it for lols

have no prob with period sex can take it or leave it but i find the lack of lubrication annoying, and lube and period blood don't make a nice mix to clean up.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
    #19991167 - 05/15/14 09:11 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

i have never had period sex but i would probably throw up at the smell

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: thelanzii]
    #19991740 - 05/15/14 11:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

the thought of the blood being crusty and thick bothers the fuck outta me


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Endure]
    #19991824 - 05/15/14 11:46 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

The thought of you being bothered by thick and crusty blood is hot.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19992384 - 05/15/14 01:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl: koods, I hope you only get more witty as the years go by.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19995758 - 05/16/14 02:36 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
The thought of you being bothered by thick and crusty blood is hot.



you like softys?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19995970 - 05/16/14 04:41 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
The thought of you being bothered by thick and crusty blood is hot.




Koods; king of the one liners

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jordy] * 2
    #20004782 - 05/18/14 09:45 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Ok so who wants to vomit.....jerk off.....or do both at the same time?  Here we go.....


The last year has lead me to a couple interesting fucked up crazy women.......I can't even.....



Peed in a cup on molly and a chick sipped on it while sucking my dick.....I can't even fathom why she chose to do it this way, but she did....


I slept with some random fat girl months and months back that just right in the middle of having sex screams CAN I SQUIRT ON YOU!?!?!?  ( her kid is in the other room crying after....she continued ).....and after squirting on me just stands up and pisses all over me, her bed, the floor......like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!.....and just starts masturbating above me.....she said it wouldn't be the worst thing that was on her bed.....goddamn I left so fast after she fell asleep.


I also got into a weird fling with an absolute freak.....I fucked her ass with a glass pipe while she rode me, and I would take the pipe out periodically and make her smoke out of it....it wasn't exactly clean.....

I also didn't seem to mind pulling tampons out of her with my teeth, nor did I flinch when I sucked a pimple out of her ass wasted on opiates.....but I did sigh whole heartily when I sobered up....

I also covered my tongue in valium powder and ate her out for hours.....

On that note ^  She was so wasted one night she actually passed out during oral, and ripped the loudest nastiest fart in my mouth :frown:

Unfortunately the same girl thought it would be hot to let another guy fill her ass up with cum, and then beg me to fuck it later without me knowing......so damn slippery....and she exclaimed  " BABY YOU ARE JUST SO GOOD CUM IS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!!! THAT'S MINE!! I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THAT " :facepalm:

She also let me double penetrate her with dildos, and gave me a few old fashions in public :wink:

She also has a choking fetish....I accidentally choked her so hard one night she completely fell out on top of me, started shaking and seizing....I will never choke anyone ever again....it seriously didn't even feel like I was choking her that hard :/  She said it had never happened before, and we were rolling so it was even more terrifying...pure mdma tested.....just weird shit man...




I've been chilling on the sex front for a while though.....that kinda shit is scary.....I'll post back when I can think of more things I would convey to the public.....

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #20005175 - 05/18/14 11:23 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

that post was really hot, even though parts of it were fucked up.

:congrats:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually *DELETED* [Re: NWlight] * 4
    #20006319 - 05/18/14 04:24 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #20024262 - 05/22/14 09:57 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Ok so who wants to vomit.....jerk off.....or do both at the same time?  Here we go.....


The last year has lead me to a couple interesting fucked up crazy women.......I can't even.....



Peed in a cup on molly and a chick sipped on it while sucking my dick.....I can't even fathom why she chose to do it this way, but she did....


I slept with some random fat girl months and months back that just right in the middle of having sex screams CAN I SQUIRT ON YOU!?!?!?  ( her kid is in the other room crying after....she continued ).....and after squirting on me just stands up and pisses all over me, her bed, the floor......like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!.....and just starts masturbating above me.....she said it wouldn't be the worst thing that was on her bed.....goddamn I left so fast after she fell asleep.


I also got into a weird fling with an absolute freak.....I fucked her ass with a glass pipe while she rode me, and I would take the pipe out periodically and make her smoke out of it....it wasn't exactly clean.....

I also didn't seem to mind pulling tampons out of her with my teeth, nor did I flinch when I sucked a pimple out of her ass wasted on opiates.....but I did sigh whole heartily when I sobered up....

I also covered my tongue in valium powder and ate her out for hours.....

On that note ^  She was so wasted one night she actually passed out during oral, and ripped the loudest nastiest fart in my mouth :frown:

Unfortunately the same girl thought it would be hot to let another guy fill her ass up with cum, and then beg me to fuck it later without me knowing......so damn slippery....and she exclaimed  " BABY YOU ARE JUST SO GOOD CUM IS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!!! THAT'S MINE!! I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THAT " :facepalm:

She also let me double penetrate her with dildos, and gave me a few old fashions in public :wink:

She also has a choking fetish....I accidentally choked her so hard one night she completely fell out on top of me, started shaking and seizing....I will never choke anyone ever again....it seriously didn't even feel like I was choking her that hard :/  She said it had never happened before, and we were rolling so it was even more terrifying...pure mdma tested.....just weird shit man...




I've been chilling on the sex front for a while though.....that kinda shit is scary.....I'll post back when I can think of more things I would convey to the public.....




vandago what the hell man

puke-a-sexmarathon :awedance: :lol:

Wouldve been funny is she actually passed out from the valium on your tongue

Double cum woman ahahahahaha

You always bring gold to this thread.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Beanhead]
    #20050290 - 05/28/14 07:22 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Analingus (given and received)
Period sex
Period cunnilingus
Ass-to-Mouth (I'm bi) - amphetamines make me horny in the weirdest ways
Deepthroating - not a fan. Fuck you, amphs
My ex was real big into bondage, sadomasochism, orgasm denial and being choked. She was a lot of fun.

I came so close to hooking up with this kinky nympho I met on another forum. She's really big into watersports. The fun we could have had...

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