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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: JonnyBtreed]
    #20001487 - 05/17/14 11:10 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Your kid has lice?

You failed as a parent.


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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #20001755 - 05/17/14 12:26 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

shes fucking 2

shave her head, then clean all the lice off her. that is the quickest more surefire way for her to not have lice. hair grows back bro.


then get her a new hat that you wash like 3 times before letting her wear it or some shit, if you were worried about having a bald baby.


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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: JonnyBtreed]
    #20001837 - 05/17/14 12:55 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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I do pesticide work for a living and always do my best to avoid organochlorines, carbomates and organophosphates. Any of those nasty cholinesterese inhibiting cocktails. We stick mainly to pyrethroids and neonicotinoids whenever possible. One of the reps from Bayer told me that Carbaryl is extremely toxic to those who use marijuana, as it works on the same nerve connectors that marijuana do, and that marijuana creates a pathway for carbaryl (sevin) to attack the nervous system in humans and create huge permanent nerve issues. They don't have to put it on the label though because marijuana is a schedule 1 substance and is illegal for consumption. Fucked up.





Yeah I'm only half serious there, Lindane is still a treatment option if all else fails but all organochlorine compounds are very heavy duty.

Be really damn careful about those pyrethrinoids too, they can give you neurological disorders over time too.

Pesticides are all very bad shit. Insects are tough little buggers so any chemical that wipes them out will probably be a hazard for us too.


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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: Asante]
    #20001898 - 05/17/14 01:18 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Strangely I have heard that mayonaise is great way to do it.

It convers the scalp and "chokes" out the lice because they can't breathe under the mayo.

I don't remember where I saw that though.


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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: Patlal]
    #20001947 - 05/17/14 01:36 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Strangely I have heard that mayonaise is great way to do it.

It convers the scalp and "chokes" out the lice because they can't breathe under the mayo.

I don't remember where I saw that though.





they claim the same kind of crap about ticks but I've never seen anything
that chokes a tick out that wasnt an overweight cop with a bad attitude

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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: Amanita86]
    #20002239 - 05/17/14 03:18 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Why is it only little kids get lice?  I can see how they get sick more often but that's all immune system.  Lice being exterior, what the dilly?  Are little kid heads more tender or something?




Because they're disgusting creatures

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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20002245 - 05/17/14 03:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Strangely I have heard that mayonaise is great way to do it.

It convers the scalp and "chokes" out the lice because they can't breathe under the mayo.

I don't remember where I saw that though.





they claim the same kind of crap about ticks but I've never seen anything
that chokes a tick out that wasnt an overweight cop with a bad attitude




Yeah I was joking about the mayonnaise, please don't sunbathe your kids in mayonnaise and peanut-butter.

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Re: My 2 yr old daughter has head lice. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #20002595 - 05/17/14 05:35 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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The first round of medicine failed.

What's the best way to kill em?

Without hurting my little girl.....




She's only 2 just shave it all off and try another brand. Not like she's in high school or something.


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