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OfflineDough
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Lame Sex
    #19972742 - 05/11/14 04:48 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm really not too sure how to word/put this but anyway... Last night I ate mushrooms with a girl that had been giving me attention for the past few months.  I would see her here and there, then saw here at a funk barn party thing where a band played earlier this spring..Saw her the next day..slowly started talking to her.

This weekend we decided we would see each other for sure, missed Friday night but Sat ate like 1.5g each of what I grew this spring, and hung out at a house where a live band played out back, a 30 sec walk through the woods took you out to the riverside and a nice beach.  You can imagine it was wild. bonfire, rage, all that.

In between all the kissing, feeling, rubbing, squeezing, and time we spent together was nice.  I was spinning flowtoys, hitting the lil djemba and having a good time.  She used her teeth a lil bit too much I found early on.
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I jump in bed first to rest a sec. b/c i get tired, had been an early rising day for me,when we get in bed we either wanna camp out under the stars somehere because it was niceeee out, but get trapped in my room listening to some nice Polish Ambassador and start to go furthur.  Everythings going well,smooth, she's Wet AF and loose before im even really that hard to begin with and am like woow ahh.  So it takes me a sec and im ready but ask her to blow me for just a sec like pleeease in a nice way and she does.I lay back and chill like aww:trippinbawelz:
but then I feel all her teeth, both sets, top and bottom as she's goin down on me, enough to make it cringe-worthy and I might have lost my hard on a bit at this point.  Before that even she was groping me kinda roughly especially by the balls and underneath there and all. like I said cringeworthy, like restlessly moving a bit trying to mitigate these feelings.  Between all of this I might have gone between hard and soft a time or two or three and it was frustrating.  I told her no teeth, go easy, didn't really change it up.  At one point I got up, acted on it quick and got in her but even then it was hard to fuck her because she didn't change her body composition and make it easy on me. I slid in and out. Tried it with and without a rubber, don't really even like the rubbers because I cant feel anything and need to at least have a little fun in it. Called it quits.

Have been contemplating this all day,  I got with her and to myself thought of it as practice or like a warm up for another girl I actively sought out after and met at a Sphongle show not too long ago, and she's the one on my mind, who I want to fest with and spend the summer/future with.  I just go to school with the girl I hung with this weekend, and my babe is a further distance away but have seen each other a little bit. a lot of conflicting thoguhts and ideas but I'm not really sure. If you read this thanks its a lot


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Dough] * 2
    #19972848 - 05/11/14 05:28 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

You didn't really ask a question as much as make a statement and hope we reply. That's cool, that's just a normal conversation, but in the future if you want feedback it's a good idea to pose a question or two.

Maybe you were her first, or maybe the guy she was with before liked it rough. Maybe she's only had sex once or twice but was never in charge.

You make it sound like she was your first. So..

What do you want dude.


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Pretty Lights]
    #19972972 - 05/11/14 05:55 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Well she wasn't my first but how did  you infer that, because it sounded lame?  I was just looking for random input, as I seem to chirp in on in threads.. If someone had something funny to say or an advice tidbit.

I might just hang w/ her for the next few nights things will turn up, and tell her how I like it, she had no complaints on my part, which is a pat on my back, she also said I had a nice dick, a nice back(kudos to the gym lately). etc.:aliendance:


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Dough]
    #19973005 - 05/11/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Alright dude, that's cool.

I just thought you might have implied it was your first because you called her practice or a warm up. I didn't mean for you to take offence if you did.

If she's cool and you like her, I would say not to judge her based on the sex. But it already seems like you're doing just that. The sex could change quickly though as long as you two are open with what you say. In fact it would be fun to get all that practice in. :lol:

Who knows? You could end up liking her over this other chick.

Go with the flow bro.


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Pretty Lights]
    #19973882 - 05/11/14 10:07 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

This story is scary. I got a chill.


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19977223 - 05/12/14 04:20 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I'd say give it a try and give her some lessons, but on the other hand I doubt it will ever become top notch if it wasn't on first trial.

Well, all the fine chicks I had were just fine in bed from the beginning on and those who weren't did not become fine.

There's one important thing: she has to enjoy sex. If you suspect she doesn't, don't put any more effort into this story.

Maybe she's really inexperienced or she never had anyone tell her how to do that properly (well, that doesn't really count, natural talents don't need that).

Come to think of that, I doubt natural talents exist or DON'T exist when it comes to fucking. It's so basic and primal, like having talent at eating, doesn't really make sense. You like it or you don't like it, and if you like it, you have a genuine interest of stuffing it into yourself, whether it's a dick or food.

Make up your mind if the sex teacher thing might be a turn on for you and closely watch her progress and if she fails the classes two times in a row, shut down school for her.

Just my 2 cents, there are many sexually dysfunctional women around and I surprisingly had to quit an evolving FWB because she just can't climax and that's why she wasn't good at sex because she did not really enjoy it. What a shame but I'm a little spoiled...


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19977276 - 05/12/14 04:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This story is scary. I got a chill.



:cosmicpony:


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Dough]
    #19979732 - 05/13/14 02:06 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't had a toothy blowjob since my first one when we both were virgins. Just tell her. How old are you and her? Told my first gf and it never happened again.


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Re: Lame Sex [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19982491 - 05/13/14 04:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

You sound like a cool dude. Sorry about the chick!


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