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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #19811528 - 04/08/14 02:56 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Phisacally, she is chubby and its not optimal for me but it'll do.





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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: cannabinated]
    #19813043 - 04/08/14 12:47 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Dude progress to bjs but I'd stay away from the taco. She's a virgin she will totally fall for you. Besides sex with virgins usually isn't a good time for either party involved.

Like others have said be brutally honest with her she may have been passed on by many guys because they don't wanna deal with a stage 5 clinger.


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813133 - 04/08/14 01:21 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Rewindicus said:
Dude progress to bjs but I'd stay away from the taco. She's a virgin she will totally fall for you. Besides sex with virgins usually isn't a good time for either party involved.

Like others have said be brutally honest with her she may have been passed on by many guys because they don't wanna deal with a stage 5 clinger.




"The Taco"?

OP you got to lick it, before you stick it.  I would be focusing on the taco with my tongue if I was you.


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #19813155 - 04/08/14 01:27 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

It's big girl taco.....An she's a virgin they aren't always clean.  :shrug:


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813203 - 04/08/14 01:43 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

:puke:


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813237 - 04/08/14 01:53 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Rewindicus said:
It's big girl taco.....An she's a virgin they aren't always clean.  :shrug:




I thought because they were virgins, by definition they were "clean".


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #19813292 - 04/08/14 02:18 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I think there is a correlation between not having anything shoven up there in 25 years and general negligance of that body part.
It's sexual experiences that teach people hygiene in most cases, I guess.
So this is not metaphor.

I'd check out what she acted like if you told her you'd like to fuck her and not much more. Tell her to think about it. If she still wants the dick, go for it.

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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19813560 - 04/08/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Murzelpfrumpft said:
I think there is a correlation between not having anything shoven up there in 25 years and general negligance of that body part.
It's sexual experiences that teach people hygiene in most cases, I guess.
So this is not metaphor.

I'd check out what she acted like if you told her you'd like to fuck her and not much more. Tell her to think about it. If she still wants the dick, go for it.




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Big taco girls need loving too.  You got to lick it, and taste the taco, before you stick in the burrito.


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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #19813577 - 04/08/14 03:38 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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LunarEclipse said:
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Murzelpfrumpft said:

I'd check out what she acted like if you told her you'd like to fuck her and not much more. Tell her to think about it. If she still wants the dick, go for it.




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Isn't that what would be honest? I don't think it's fair to treat her like she's retarded, why assume she can't handle the truth?

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Re: I'm in a weird situation here. I need opinions/suggestion [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19813610 - 04/08/14 03:45 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Murzelpfrumpft said:
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LunarEclipse said:
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Murzelpfrumpft said:

I'd check out what she acted like if you told her you'd like to fuck her and not much more. Tell her to think about it. If she still wants the dick, go for it.




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Isn't that what would be honest? I don't think it's fair to treat her like she's retarded, why assume she can't handle the truth?




Because she is a virgin at 26?



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