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more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately * 8
    #19776575 - 04/01/14 01:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

so there i was minding my own business, working my shitty part-time job at 7-11 that pays my tuition so i can eventually have a better life, since that is why i immigrated here from my tiny opportunity-ridden town in india. then this kid comes in. i see him a lot, always going to the atm, rarely buying anything but if he does it's usually just blunt wraps.

when he starts to approach the register i anticipate his needs and grab two grape swishers (what a fag, right? anyway) but when he gets to the register he says no i just need change for this 20. i look in my drawer. i have 2 five dollar bills, 7 ten dollar bills, and a shitload of ones. i never let myself get below 2 of any type of bill so i hand him 2 10s cuz come on im mos def not handing over twenty 1 dollar bills

get this, this self-important little fucker, at the top of his lungs, proceeds to shout what has long been obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and a brain, in front of all my customers:  "ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I need at least one FIVE, I'm meeting my DRUG DEALER!!"

now, if i hadnt been at work, i would have invoked the wrath of shiva on that douche. i hope he knows it. by the way, if you say the hare krishna prayer when smoke, kid, you're basically the reason I left india. ponder that

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
    #19776588 - 04/01/14 01:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
    #19776612 - 04/01/14 01:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's all goodman. some people have bad days. it best just to leave it and walk away. at least you didn't get robbed by that guy.


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
    #19776616 - 04/01/14 01:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hmmmm.......


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
    #19776624 - 04/01/14 01:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

tl;dr

But I agree with the title.

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19776629 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TrentBoyett said:
tl;dr

But I agree with the title.



kids these days

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19776632 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Now I get it...

I hear narcs really like do this kind of stuff.

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19776639 - 04/01/14 01:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

wel u no me

im the narciest narc there ever was


ne body in TX no's where i can get some "acid"? thanks

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
    #19776643 - 04/01/14 01:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19776665 - 04/01/14 01:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:ilold:


and i almost :ilold: at the wrong thread haha not noticing which one came first


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420] * 1
    #19776677 - 04/01/14 01:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: FreeTheSoul]
    #19776701 - 04/01/14 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

FreeTheSoul said:
Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.






So gay :nyan:

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
    #19776711 - 04/01/14 01:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

great parody!

you get +5


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19776810 - 04/01/14 02:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

how about a +1  :derfase:


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
    #19776818 - 04/01/14 03:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
how about a +1  :derfase:




:gooby:


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
    #19776851 - 04/01/14 03:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

FreeTheSoul said:
Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.






So gay :nyan:




yeah dude swishers are totally gay

dutches or gtfo

also cigarillos are really super gay....so if they got a rillo even worse :facepalm:


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420]
    #19776865 - 04/01/14 03:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Agree the only good swisher is a hollowed out one for weed.


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19776906 - 04/01/14 03:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

your really not doing your stereotype justice :P


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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
    #19776920 - 04/01/14 03:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lolsy:

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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001]
    #19777278 - 04/01/14 07:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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great parody!

you get +5




Satire, me thinks,


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