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morrowasted
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more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately 8
#19776575 - 04/01/14 01:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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so there i was minding my own business, working my shitty part-time job at 7-11 that pays my tuition so i can eventually have a better life, since that is why i immigrated here from my tiny opportunity-ridden town in india. then this kid comes in. i see him a lot, always going to the atm, rarely buying anything but if he does it's usually just blunt wraps.
when he starts to approach the register i anticipate his needs and grab two grape swishers (what a fag, right? anyway) but when he gets to the register he says no i just need change for this 20. i look in my drawer. i have 2 five dollar bills, 7 ten dollar bills, and a shitload of ones. i never let myself get below 2 of any type of bill so i hand him 2 10s cuz come on im mos def not handing over twenty 1 dollar bills
get this, this self-important little fucker, at the top of his lungs, proceeds to shout what has long been obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and a brain, in front of all my customers: "ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I need at least one FIVE, I'm meeting my DRUG DEALER!!"
now, if i hadnt been at work, i would have invoked the wrath of shiva on that douche. i hope he knows it. by the way, if you say the hare krishna prayer when smoke, kid, you're basically the reason I left india. ponder that
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776588 - 04/01/14 01:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zZZz
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776612 - 04/01/14 01:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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it's all goodman. some people have bad days. it best just to leave it and walk away. at least you didn't get robbed by that guy.
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aZombie
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
#19776616 - 04/01/14 01:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hmmmm.......
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776624 - 04/01/14 01:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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tl;dr
But I agree with the title.
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morrowasted
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776629 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TrentBoyett said: tl;dr
But I agree with the title.
kids these days
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776632 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Now I get it...
I hear narcs really like do this kind of stuff.
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morrowasted
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776639 - 04/01/14 01:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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wel u no me
im the narciest narc there ever was
ne body in TX no's where i can get some "acid"? thanks
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776643 - 04/01/14 01:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19776665 - 04/01/14 01:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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and i almost at the wrong thread haha not noticing which one came first
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420] 1
#19776677 - 04/01/14 01:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
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The5thElement
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#19776701 - 04/01/14 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
FreeTheSoul said: Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
So gay
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
#19776711 - 04/01/14 01:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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great parody!
you get +5
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001] 1
#19776810 - 04/01/14 02:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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how about a +1
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
#19776818 - 04/01/14 03:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: how about a +1 
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
#19776851 - 04/01/14 03:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
The5thElement said:
Quote:
FreeTheSoul said: Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
So gay 
yeah dude swishers are totally gay
dutches or gtfo
also cigarillos are really super gay....so if they got a rillo even worse
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420]
#19776865 - 04/01/14 03:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Agree the only good swisher is a hollowed out one for weed.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#19776906 - 04/01/14 03:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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your really not doing your stereotype justice :P
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776920 - 04/01/14 03:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001]
#19777278 - 04/01/14 07:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
evileye001 said: great parody!
you get +5
Satire, me thinks,
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