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more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately 8
#19776575 - 04/01/14 01:09 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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so there i was minding my own business, working my shitty part-time job at 7-11 that pays my tuition so i can eventually have a better life, since that is why i immigrated here from my tiny opportunity-ridden town in india. then this kid comes in. i see him a lot, always going to the atm, rarely buying anything but if he does it's usually just blunt wraps.
when he starts to approach the register i anticipate his needs and grab two grape swishers (what a fag, right? anyway) but when he gets to the register he says no i just need change for this 20. i look in my drawer. i have 2 five dollar bills, 7 ten dollar bills, and a shitload of ones. i never let myself get below 2 of any type of bill so i hand him 2 10s cuz come on im mos def not handing over twenty 1 dollar bills
get this, this self-important little fucker, at the top of his lungs, proceeds to shout what has long been obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and a brain, in front of all my customers: "ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I need at least one FIVE, I'm meeting my DRUG DEALER!!"
now, if i hadnt been at work, i would have invoked the wrath of shiva on that douche. i hope he knows it. by the way, if you say the hare krishna prayer when smoke, kid, you're basically the reason I left india. ponder that
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776588 - 04/01/14 01:12 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776612 - 04/01/14 01:19 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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it's all goodman. some people have bad days. it best just to leave it and walk away. at least you didn't get robbed by that guy.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
#19776616 - 04/01/14 01:21 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hmmmm.......
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776624 - 04/01/14 01:22 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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tl;dr
But I agree with the title.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776629 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
TrentBoyett said: tl;dr
But I agree with the title.
kids these days
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776632 - 04/01/14 01:24 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Now I get it...
I hear narcs really like do this kind of stuff.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19776639 - 04/01/14 01:27 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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wel u no me
im the narciest narc there ever was
ne body in TX no's where i can get some "acid"? thanks
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776643 - 04/01/14 01:28 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19776665 - 04/01/14 01:40 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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and i almost at the wrong thread haha not noticing which one came first
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420] 1
#19776677 - 04/01/14 01:43 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#19776701 - 04/01/14 01:53 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
FreeTheSoul said: Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
So gay
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
#19776711 - 04/01/14 01:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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great parody!
you get +5
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001] 1
#19776810 - 04/01/14 02:59 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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how about a +1
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: zZZz]
#19776818 - 04/01/14 03:03 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: how about a +1 
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: The5thElement]
#19776851 - 04/01/14 03:23 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The5thElement said:
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FreeTheSoul said: Why is he a fag for wanting grape swishers? Grape swishers are awesome.
So gay 
yeah dude swishers are totally gay
dutches or gtfo
also cigarillos are really super gay....so if they got a rillo even worse
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: trippinballs420]
#19776865 - 04/01/14 03:30 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Agree the only good swisher is a hollowed out one for weed.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#19776906 - 04/01/14 03:52 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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your really not doing your stereotype justice :P
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19776920 - 04/01/14 03:58 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: evileye001]
#19777278 - 04/01/14 07:42 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
evileye001 said: great parody!
you get +5
Satire, me thinks,
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: koods]
#19777282 - 04/01/14 07:44 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm actually good looking in real life.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Konyap]
#19777293 - 04/01/14 07:49 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ya don't say.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19777635 - 04/01/14 10:03 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: so there i was minding my own business, working my shitty part-time job at 7-11 that pays my tuition so i can eventually have a better life, since that is why i immigrated here from my tiny opportunity-ridden town in india. then this kid comes in. i see him a lot, always going to the atm, rarely buying anything but if he does it's usually just blunt wraps.
when he starts to approach the register i anticipate his needs and grab two grape swishers (what a fag, right? anyway) but when he gets to the register he says no i just need change for this 20. i look in my drawer. i have 2 five dollar bills, 7 ten dollar bills, and a shitload of ones. i never let myself get below 2 of any type of bill so i hand him 2 10s cuz come on im mos def not handing over twenty 1 dollar bills
get this, this self-important little fucker, at the top of his lungs, proceeds to shout what has long been obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and a brain, in front of all my customers: "ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I need at least one FIVE, I'm meeting my DRUG DEALER!!"
now, if i hadnt been at work, i would have invoked the wrath of shiva on that douche. i hope he knows it. by the way, if you say the hare krishna prayer when smoke, kid, you're basically the reason I left india. ponder that
A+ glad it happened
Also, who the fuck buys 5 bux worth of drugs
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Sheekle]
#19777835 - 04/01/14 11:13 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Also, who the fuck buys 5 bux worth of drugs
"I'd like $5 worth of your finest drugs, please."
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19777853 - 04/01/14 11:19 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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He sounds obnoxious but I guess I don't really see the huge deal. On the bright side, you're doing pretty well if that's the highest point of douchebaggery that you experienced that day.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#19777893 - 04/01/14 11:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wish I could believe you were from India.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Acaterpillar]
#19778226 - 04/01/14 01:03 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow you people are pathetic and immature. Don't you people realize I post shit when I'm BORED or when I'm just simply VENTING???? I was buying $25 worth of drugs, I needed that extra 5. If the atm gave out money in increments of 5's, I wouldn't need no damn clerk to give me change. The atm machine is a source of revenue for the store, people using the atm (a SERVICE that the store OFFERS) then that means they are CUSTOMERS. And the whole point of a convenience store is for people to go to when they need CONVENIENCE. Sorry but if there's no banks open to get change or if there's no grocery stores open for me to get cash back from, where the hell else am I going to get change? Seems CONVENIENT to me to go to the CONVENIENCE store.
Or I could just ask my dealer if he happens to have $15 of change to give back yet I know they HATE dealing with change.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: occollegeboi]
#19778265 - 04/01/14 01:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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April Fools morrwasted I have seen your pic on here your as white as they come.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#19779347 - 04/01/14 04:54 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said: April Fools morrwasted I have seen your pic on here your as white as they come.
they call it a parody thread
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Anonymous]
#19779414 - 04/01/14 05:04 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow
such vindication
the mods have finally deemed one of my parody threads worthy of not being locked under rule 4
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Anonymous] 2
#19779428 - 04/01/14 05:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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It was obviously an April Fool's joke. As if 7/11 would ever trust you with a ten dollar bill.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#19779436 - 04/01/14 05:07 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: April Fools morrwasted I have seen your pic on here your as white as they come.
technically my skin has a slight pink coloration to it due to previous alcoholism. my webcam just doesnt capture reality. but thank you come again
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Anonymous]
#19779443 - 04/01/14 05:08 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said: It was obviously an April Fool's joke. As if 7/11 would ever trust you with a ten dollar bill.
this thread was made on march 31 broseph. it had nothing to do with april fool's. i make parody threads all the time, they just rarely get seen because tymmy typically locks them within 5 minutes and they rapidly descend into the abyss
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Anonymous]
#19779448 - 04/01/14 05:10 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh i guess i made the thread at 12:09am on april 1st. well it was definitely not intentional and was unrelated to april fool's.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: morrowasted]
#28582941 - 12/14/23 05:52 PM (1 month, 13 days ago) |
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Bump
I was on one lmao.
For the clueless, I necromanced an ancient parody
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Lion]
#28599781 - 12/27/23 12:37 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
Lion said:
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Sheekle said: Also, who the fuck buys 5 bux worth of drugs
"I'd like $5 worth of your finest drugs, please."
A little sad nobody appreciated this quip that I wrote 9 years ago.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Lion]
#28599862 - 12/27/23 02:02 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
Lion said:
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Lion said:
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Sheekle said: Also, who the fuck buys 5 bux worth of drugs
"I'd like $5 worth of your finest drugs, please."
A little sad nobody appreciated this quip that I wrote 9 years ago.
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Re: more and more youths are becomming douchebags lately [Re: Asante]
#28599876 - 12/27/23 02:20 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
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Lion said:
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Lion said:
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Sheekle said: Also, who the fuck buys 5 bux worth of drugs
"I'd like $5 worth of your finest drugs, please."
A little sad nobody appreciated this quip that I wrote 9 years ago.
I’d buy that comment.
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