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OfflineDrinkyTheSquirrel
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If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you?
    #19772409 - 03/31/14 09:44 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

If I were real, would you try to pet or eat me?
Maybe, if we got to be friends, we could drink together? What do ya'll think of squirrels?
I try to not make a mess in your attic but I like stuff strewn about and chewed on just right.
What do yous guys think?


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Offlinealabamamushie
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: DrinkyTheSquirrel]
    #19772522 - 03/31/14 10:18 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

a drinking squirrel pet would be fucking awesome!

id teach him how to drunk ski <3


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OfflineDrinkyTheSquirrel
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: alabamamushie]
    #19772723 - 03/31/14 11:13 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I will do almost anything while drunk or sober, winter sports are not as favorite or particular strong suit. Maybe we could play in a garden or have a bonfire?


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OfflineMushroomBandit
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: DrinkyTheSquirrel]
    #19774491 - 03/31/14 07:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Definitely eat. Omnomnom


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: MushroomBandit]
    #19844786 - 04/14/14 05:32 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I don't kill squirrels, that's sad.


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OfflineWhoManBeing
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19844817 - 04/14/14 05:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

squirrels are my favorite.  jump....jump..jump.jump....jump...jump......jump...jump..jump.  behind a tree and around the other side so can't see the critter.  one squirrel posted up on the end of this tree branch far out, what was he thinking?  another, had a squirrel in own mouth and was climbing tree with, huh?

if you were a real drinking squirrel, we would go out for drinks and girls, yea


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OfflineXUL
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Re: If I were a real drunk squirrel, would you? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19872755 - 04/20/14 08:06 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ShiVersblood said:
I don't kill squirrels, that's sad.





It's meat.

Squirrel jerky.


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