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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19720153 - 03/19/14 06:07 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
So?

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2014/02/north-texas-men-charged-with-1-9-million-food-stamp-fraud.html/





Waiiiit. That guy got charged because he BOUGHT those food stamps off somebody? Man, I was totally thinking about buying the EBT card off somebody, I wanna save money on groceries!




that's called welfare fraud, and pretty sure you would find that scummy.




I don't know why I didn't do that when I was a student. I really seriously should have purchased EBT cards when I was in college or younger.

Because students in California don't qualify for EBT for some godforsaken reason, even when they're making less than $10,000 a year. It's ridiculous.

Me taking somebody else's card would have been me making things right in the government. :hehehe:


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Crystal G]
    #19720163 - 03/19/14 06:09 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

damn, i thought I had caught you in a hypocritical corner, but you managed to wiggle out of it.  I understand why you are so critical of me, anytime you do something morally questionable, it's justified.  +1


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Crystal G]
    #19720167 - 03/19/14 06:10 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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But they didn't right?
Let's hope not because that's the stupidest scam of all time.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/22/craigslist-makes-turning-food-stamps-into-cash-snap/




Who knows, maybe some of them are turning the food stamps into cash to make rent money or repairs on their car or something. That really just shows how poor people are if they have to do that.

Take this one for example: http://ventura.craigslist.org/for/4363504589.html



:facepalm:  Sometimes I wonder if you have lived in a cloister your whole life.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19720172 - 03/19/14 06:11 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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damn, i thought I had caught you in a hypocritical corner, but you managed to wiggle out of it.  I understand why you are so critical of me, anytime you do something morally questionable, it's justified.  +1




Yes, a struggling college student who is trying to get DISCOUNTED food because they don't qualify for EBT even though they WOULD financially qualify if they WEREN'T a student, is absolutely the same as a person who allegedly makes 6 figures attempting to score $30,000 or more a year in FREE welfare. :facepalm:


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19720176 - 03/19/14 06:11 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Everyone I know that sells them does it for drug money...


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OfflineSpecialEd
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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19720181 - 03/19/14 06:13 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

that's the thing, you can always shoplift more food throughout the month, but you need as much cash as possible for drugs.


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: King Klick]
    #19720185 - 03/19/14 06:14 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)






















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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19720191 - 03/19/14 06:15 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck yeah, I know some people that buy food at like walmart and shit on EBT then bring it back for store credit and buy cartons of cigs and shit too.


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19720194 - 03/19/14 06:16 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Fuck yeah, I know some people that buy food at like walmart and shit on EBT then bring it back for store credit and buy cartons of cigs and shit too.




Wow, what a waste. I stopped returning food when I found out all they do is throw it away (even if it's completely unopened and the seal hasn't been tampered with).


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19720204 - 03/19/14 06:17 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

in the hood over here, you can buy whatever you want at the gas stations and they will ring it up as misc. grocery, i'm talking cigs, energy drinks, pretty much everything but scratchers tickets.

the day they figure out how to do lotto on food stamps, i'm declaring heaven on earth.


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19720215 - 03/19/14 06:19 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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SpecialEd said:
in the hood over here, you can buy whatever you want at the gas stations and they will ring it up as misc. grocery, i'm talking cigs, energy drinks, pretty much everything but scratchers tickets.

the day they figure out how to do lotto on food stamps, i'm declaring heaven on earth.



Lol, yeah, I know a few places that'll do that.


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Crystal G]
    #19720222 - 03/19/14 06:21 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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TrentBoyett said:
Fuck yeah, I know some people that buy food at like walmart and shit on EBT then bring it back for store credit and buy cartons of cigs and shit too.




Wow, what a waste. I stopped returning food when I found out all they do is throw it away (even if it's completely unopened and the seal hasn't been tampered with).



Lol, seriously, this is some next level shit.

I do a lot of fucked up shit, but never in a million years will you catch me returning a buggy of groceries for store credit.


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Crystal G]
    #19720298 - 03/19/14 06:35 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I work at a Kroger store and there was this guy on food stamps who would use them to buy this local milk, that comes with a 2.00$ cash bottle deposit because they reuse the glass bottles they come in. Anyways he would buy a few, go into the bathroom RIGHT after buying them, dump out all the milk, come back to the register return the bottles in for the cash, then go and buy beer with it. :lol: 

We knew he was doing it too, but to be honest its not our job to confront the customers so he was able to do this for a while before management got the USDA or someone involved saying if he kept doing that they would punish him...somehow

Anyways guy gets bonus points for being creative at least. :shrug:


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #19720478 - 03/19/14 07:02 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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1) He claims to be a surfer, yet where is his tan? The dude is completely marshmallow-white. And why are his arms so wiry for being a surfer? Usually surfers have broad shoulders and a better build than this guy.




look... a pale surfer



look, a pale surfer with skinny arms





your brilliance shines through again


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19720625 - 03/19/14 07:28 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

You guys

Confession time

I went on food stamps for about three months like 5-6 years ago. My friend did it and was constantly buying cuts of delicious meat to barbecue, and I wanted in on the action. Honestly, if the people I know who were on food stamps are any indication of the greater picture, there's a lot of this kind of stuff going on, lots of EBT fraud or at least wasting (is it fraud to buy gourmet food with ebt?)

When I got my EBT card I kept buying sushi and filet mignon and lobster and shrimp and scallops and basically the most expensive gourmet foods I could buy at the grocery store. Then I'd go another time to get cheap stuff or beer or whatever with my own money. I had a couple grand in savings and spent that on weed and gas and eating out occasionally and ate like a king at home. They cut off my foodstamps after a few months, I'm not 100% sure why, but I wonder if they caught on to that. I just got a job after that, being a bum sucked, except the awesome food.

I had a neighbor who was this old hippy guy who loved poppy tea. He'd usually order pods but I remember he ran out a few times and needed a ride down to the natural foods store, to buy bulk poppy seeds with his EBT card :lol:. He'd also let me pick out ~20 bucks worth of food to trade for a bag of weed on occasion.


Flame on


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19720633 - 03/19/14 07:30 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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1) He claims to be a surfer, yet where is his tan? The dude is completely marshmallow-white. And why are his arms so wiry for being a surfer? Usually surfers have broad shoulders and a better build than this guy.




look... a pale surfer



look, a pale surfer with skinny arms





your brilliance shines through again





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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19720702 - 03/19/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
1) He claims to be a surfer, yet where is his tan? The dude is completely marshmallow-white. And why are his arms so wiry for being a surfer? Usually surfers have broad shoulders and a better build than this guy.




look... a pale surfer



look, a pale surfer with skinny arms





your brilliance shines through again



look, a silver surfer with skinny arms



your brilliance shines through again


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Re: FAKE Surfer Dude Who Abuses Food Stamps By Buying Lobster and Sushi FAKE FAKE FAKE [Re: Synthe]
    #19720887 - 03/19/14 08:16 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
1) He claims to be a surfer, yet where is his tan? The dude is completely marshmallow-white. And why are his arms so wiry for being a surfer? Usually surfers have broad shoulders and a better build than this guy.




look... a pale surfer



look, a pale surfer with skinny arms





your brilliance shines through again



look, a silver surfer with skinny arms



your brilliance shines through again





my surfer kinda looks like the one from the video though


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