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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: MoxyOx]
    #19719955 - 03/19/14 05:26 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

that's hardcore


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Sheekle]
    #19720062 - 03/19/14 05:46 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

You don't have ED if you don't get random boners all the time. 
I say it's part of puberty because I got boners like every 5 minutes when I was going through puberty.

It's only when I get to that "nodding" or almost nodding state of kratom that it gives me a boner.  I'll just be walking around and all of a sudden my pants rubbing me gets me all bonerfied. 

Kratom definitely increases libido and makes you last longer, atleast in my case and all my friends who've tried it.

The only time I get random boners anymore is when I haven't had any pussy for a few days.


mpd  it's like a mild opiate, I'm surprised you don't know about it and it's pain relieving properties.

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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19720235 - 03/19/14 06:23 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Anything over 5 grams and my dock randomly fills with blood. It also makes me last 10x longer.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Legend]
    #19720247 - 03/19/14 06:26 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I guess I haven't been eating enough kratom for the random boners.

Definitely makes me last forever though. :lol:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Legend]
    #19720260 - 03/19/14 06:28 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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Anything over 5 grams and my dock randomly fills with blood. It also makes me last 10x longer.



So you're telling me if i kratom i could last 30 seconds?


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19720269 - 03/19/14 06:29 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Haha, it's not like a full on erection, just a semi.


@dontknow you might last up to a full minute! Unbelievable I know.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Legend]
    #19720282 - 03/19/14 06:32 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Headshop kratom isn't any good is it? I want to try it but I don't like ordering these things online


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: dontknow]
    #19720292 - 03/19/14 06:34 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Get it from a reliable vendor, or just don't use it.

At a headshop you'll be paying 3x as much, for shit quality.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Legend]
    #19720296 - 03/19/14 06:34 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

:tipofthecap:
thanks partner


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: dontknow]
    #19720297 - 03/19/14 06:35 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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Headshop kratom isn't any good is it? I want to try it but I don't like ordering these things online




It's the exact same quality but you pay like 25 times more for a fractional amount of what you could get on-line.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19720324 - 03/19/14 06:40 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I get random Boners reading Sheekle threads :shrug:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #19720594 - 03/19/14 07:22 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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I get random Boners reading Sheekle threads :shrug:




"Random"

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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #19720614 - 03/19/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

ya lil slutz luv it


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Sheekle]
    #19720634 - 03/19/14 07:30 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Sheek Sheeks the man

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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19720696 - 03/19/14 07:41 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Rep Reps the man :fonz:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19720698 - 03/19/14 07:41 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

headshop kratom is shit quality.

stuff just gives me a headache.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets the kratom semi's hahaha 

Legend that's pretty much the exact same of what it does to me.  I eat it almost daily and have for over a year and half.

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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19720749 - 03/19/14 07:48 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Do you get withdrawals when you haven't eaten it for a few days?


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19720797 - 03/19/14 07:58 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I'm a tad irritable on the days I don't take it, but I've never felt sick or depressed or like I absolutely needed it or anything like that.  I feel worse the next day after taking any opiate than I do after months of daily kratom use.

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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19720881 - 03/19/14 08:15 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I really want to try Kratom but they dont sell it around here and I've never ordered drugs online before...I wish I knew a good website to buy it from and whatnot but I dont ever feel like investing  the  time into research.

But being on probation may change that, it wont show on a DT will it?


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19720909 - 03/19/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)



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