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random boners from kratom
    #19718263 - 03/19/14 02:12 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Do you guys get this?  Every time I take over 7g, I start getting random boners like I'm going through puberty all over again


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19718269 - 03/19/14 02:13 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I used to get it all the time on oxy.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19718306 - 03/19/14 02:20 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I get random boners without kratom:shrug:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: SpecialEd]
    #19718309 - 03/19/14 02:20 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Just pull it into your waistband


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19718340 - 03/19/14 02:27 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Haha I always go for the waistband tuck. 

I quit getting random boners around 20, just the ole morning wood everry now and again.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19718366 - 03/19/14 02:30 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

over 9000 boners simultaneously :seriousamanita:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Salomon]
    #19718588 - 03/19/14 03:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I think I remember this happening when I first started kratom, don't get them anymore though... They will be missed.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Snotfish]
    #19718624 - 03/19/14 03:20 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

This morning I jumped into bed with my dude while he was half asleep and I was cuddling him and my hand wandered down to his junk and I felt something very big and firm. I giggled and was like "well aren't you happy to see me" and he mumbled "huh? Oh its just the pillow between my legs" I paused for a second and said "now that you say that I was starting to think it was too big anyway" hahahaha


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19718677 - 03/19/14 03:33 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19718761 - 03/19/14 03:53 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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This morning I jumped into bed with my dude while he was half asleep and I was cuddling him and my hand wandered down to his junk and I felt something very big and firm. I giggled and was like "well aren't you happy to see me" and he mumbled "huh? Oh its just the pillow between my legs" I paused for a second and said "now that you say that I was starting to think it was too big anyway" hahahaha




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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: danlennon3]
    #19718771 - 03/19/14 03:55 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I'm going to have to try kratom.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: mpd]
    #19718786 - 03/19/14 03:57 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Mpd you haven't yet!?


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19718798 - 03/19/14 03:59 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Nope.  Typically, I go in for something that relieves pain as I am a chronic pain patient (at least part of me is).  Is it expensive?  What does it do?  Nice buzz?  Any psychedelic properties?


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19719099 - 03/19/14 05:02 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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How the hell did you find this?! HAHAHHAHA


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult]
    #19719129 - 03/19/14 05:07 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

If you don't get random boners randomly, you probably have erectile dysfunction. Since when is that part of puberty? Its part of being a male. :/

And no, Kratom makes me have the sex drive of a stool.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: mpd]
    #19719141 - 03/19/14 05:09 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Nope.  Typically, I go in for something that relieves pain as I am a chronic pain patient (at least part of me is).  Is it expensive?  What does it do?  Nice buzz?  Any psychedelic properties?




Cheap as fuck. If you order it online, its adds up to like 50 cents for a solid 7 hour buzz.

At lower doses its stimulating, makes you feel talkative and friendly, and provides a mild body buzz where your muscles tingle in euphoria.

At high doses, its sedating and opiate like. Similar to codeine.


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: danlennon3]
    #19719172 - 03/19/14 05:15 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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I get random boners without kratom:shrug:




Same.
Especially when I'm coming off kratom or opiates. :shrug:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19719202 - 03/19/14 05:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

lol. I always get kratom boners when I take over 7g's..

I'll be walking down the street, and whoop there it is. :ythan:


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: indocult] * 1
    #19719284 - 03/19/14 05:37 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

i get so much boners all the itme


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Re: random boners from kratom [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19719912 - 03/19/14 07:17 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I was standing in a bus once. This guy in front of me and I had random boners at the same time. They touched.

Neither of us moved.


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