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Sheekle
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Shroomslip]
#19700990 - 03/15/14 05:30 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's great u saved her life patlal u should be proud of urself
U just reminded me of the time I saved lostfreddy
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Patlal]
#19701004 - 03/15/14 05:35 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: UPDATE
She came bacj home a week ago, when I got her to the hospital she had 1 day to live.
Now she's back 90% and she may not need a new liver after all
I saved her life. And she has recovered.
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Patlal] 4
#19701053 - 03/15/14 05:53 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: UPDATE
She came bacj home a week ago, when I got her to the hospital she had 1 day to live.
Now she's back 90% and she may not need a new liver after all
I saved her life. And she has recovered.
Now the next logical step is to knock her up and start a family.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Shroomslip]
#19701062 - 03/15/14 05:56 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Easy enough, just needs to paint his dick to look like a vodka bottle.
or a chili dog
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Patlal
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#19701070 - 03/15/14 06:00 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Patlal said: UPDATE
She came bacj home a week ago, when I got her to the hospital she had 1 day to live.
Now she's back 90% and she may not need a new liver after all
I saved her life. And she has recovered.
Now the next logical step is to knock her up and start a family.
I have recently heard that she cannot ever have kids....
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Patlal] 2
#19701074 - 03/15/14 06:03 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats never stoppes anyone from trying
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squidhead
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... (NEW UPDATE - March 15h) [Re: Patlal]
#19701076 - 03/15/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Remeber that thread a maybe a month or two back saying that I had a obese roommate with jaundice?
Yeah well, she still haven't gone to the fucking hospital even after her doctor insisted she went and even refused to give her any meds in case it make her jaundice worse.
Her first excuse? She doesn't have the 3.50$ to take the bus.
So I give it to her.
Her second excuse? She doesn't want to take the bus.
Technically, I don't give a fuck anymore. But the problem is that I have a new roommate this month, he shares a bathroom with her and she grosses him out because he's afraid it's contagious...
All she does is sleep all day, she eats a bit of broth cause she vomits everything else she eats and her belly is so swollen she looks like a bowling ball. Her eyes and skin are piss yellow. She can barely climb the 6 stairs betwee her room and the kitchen.
If she dies in my house, I'm gonna lose roommates. Rotting corpses are bad for business you know...
How would you deal with this situation?
A 1200 degree blaze & an urn. Cook the twat!!
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Sheekle
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Patlal]
#19701081 - 03/15/14 06:05 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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one time my cat scratched my moms arm and my mom got this really big line on her arm as an infection an the hospital told her if she had got there one day later she mighta not made it
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squidhead
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Moonshoe] 2
#19701090 - 03/15/14 06:08 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Feces transplants are actually good for you. They take a healthy persons poop and put it in a sick persons butt and it cures some illnesses.
Well now...ain't that some shit!!
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Sheekle]
#19701160 - 03/15/14 06:31 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: one time my cat scratched my moms arm and my mom got this really big line on her arm as an infection an the hospital told her if she had got there one day later she mighta not made it
How did I know that would be the video?
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squidhead
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Patlal]
#19701221 - 03/15/14 06:48 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I drove her to the hospital monday afternoon. Haven't seen her since.
General Hospital or Belleview?? <----I'd like to make some soup strained thru her stained pantalones!!
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: squidhead]
#19701790 - 03/15/14 09:50 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Did you evict her anyway cause she wasn't working st the time ?
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: trekie]
#19701796 - 03/15/14 09:52 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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trekie said: Did you evict her anyway cause she wasn't working st the time ?

Do this you must, irresponsible is she
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: squidhead]
#19702015 - 03/15/14 10:57 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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squidhead said:
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Moonshoe said: Feces transplants are actually good for you. They take a healthy persons poop and put it in a sick persons butt and it cures some illnesses.
Well now...ain't that some shit!! 
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Repertoire89]
#19702048 - 03/15/14 11:10 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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trekie said: Did you evict her anyway cause she wasn't working st the time ?

Do this you must, irresponsible is she

depends on how much he actually likes her/cares about her. If my roomie kicked me out every time I lost my job or went through a depressive/alchaholc state and had trouble with rent then I'd have been homeless a long time ago. same with him. if OP actually cares about her enough (which it sounds like he does given he gave enough of a damn to get her some help) then continuing to help her get back on her feet isn't a bad thing. and kicking her out right as she's starting to recover may well be a death sentence for her. I say so long as she's actively trying to recover and is starting to pull her own weight then he should stick with her and help her through. at the same time don't be a door mat, if she aint doing the work to get better then don't let her drag you down with her.
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
#19702173 - 03/15/14 11:52 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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"An unjust peace is better than a just war."

Throw her to the dogs Patlal, what would Cicero do? Onto the streets with the heathen
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... (NEW UPDATE - March 15h) [Re: Patlal]
#19702384 - 03/16/14 01:22 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: But the problem is that I have a new roommate this month, he shares a bathroom with her and she grosses him out because he's afraid it's contagious...
Your roommate is one stupid motherfucker.
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i like cow poo said: may have to call the police. don't want to be held legally responsible for her death do you?
How is he responsible for her death?
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Re: My fucking roommate is killing herself in my house... [Re: Maverick]
#19702485 - 03/16/14 02:04 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Maverick said:
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GreySatyr said:
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Patlal said:
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hidenseek1 said: patlal if she survives and gets the transplant, you literally saved someones life, hows it feel?
Meh, I don't know. I just gave a ride to someone...
You saved a waste of life...
Unless she turns around and does something spectacular.
There's always dope I mean hope.
Regardless of whether she's a waste of life or not, the important fact is that patlal didn't stand idle and let someone die when he had the ability to help them. He did the right thing, even if it was for the wrong person. Good man.
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