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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19678646 - 03/10/14 10:11 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I got my asshole licked by my girl a few nights ago. I couldn't stop laughing.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sham87]
    #19679366 - 03/11/14 01:55 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

lol right


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
    #19680276 - 03/11/14 10:32 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug: It tickles me.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sham87]
    #19685128 - 03/12/14 10:37 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I lick my girls ass all the time.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #50]
    #19688361 - 03/12/14 09:40 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I sucked a sweaty dick. I mean REALLY REALLY hot and stinky. I knew the guy well though. It wasn't like a decision we made. We were both drinking while hanging out in the sun all day and we got back home. Things took off from there. I was too "in the moment" to care, but afterwards, I brushed like 5 times. I still can't get over the fact that it tasted like the ocean. :eek:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
    #19688441 - 03/12/14 09:55 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Did you swallow?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19688535 - 03/12/14 10:13 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Of course! Free calcium! :rofl:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
    #19688627 - 03/12/14 10:32 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Boniva... Tums... It all makes sense now.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19688691 - 03/12/14 10:48 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Hey, Jizz has more calcium than milk.... I think. If not, it's still probably not bad for you. Mine tastes like apples. :super:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
    #19688914 - 03/12/14 11:47 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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matttt said:
Mine tastes like apples. :super:




Prove it.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (03/12/14 11:49 PM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19688981 - 03/13/14 12:02 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Ugh. Tasted like the ocean? Was he uncut? Was there cheese?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19689002 - 03/13/14 12:10 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

What is it with you and cheese? Anyhow, isn't that stuff more like yogurt or .... Yuck.

Sweaty balls may just be sweaty. If I knew somebody just took a shower before working out or going for a run, I would have no problem with their salted nuts.

BTW, where did you grow up?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (03/13/14 12:13 AM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19689026 - 03/13/14 12:17 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Florida.  Hick town.

Also as for cheese I only asked because my dude is uncut and if he's had a long day at work. Well......His crotch smells like a fish market. It's so weird.


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Edited by Rewindicus (03/13/14 12:18 AM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19689063 - 03/13/14 12:31 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Florida.  Hick town.

Also as for cheese I only asked because my dude is uncut and if he's had a long day at work. Well......His crotch smells like a fish market. It's so weird.





Oh yeah, I had one of those. (Uncut BF)

I just don't think there's anything inherently gross about sweat. It's fermented sweat that is gross.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19689077 - 03/13/14 12:34 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Agreed.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19689309 - 03/13/14 02:04 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:highfive: :lickass:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #50]
    #19692561 - 03/13/14 08:01 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I lick my girls ass all the time.



:happyclaps::happyclaps::happyclaps::happyclaps::happyclaps::happyclaps::happyclaps:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19693616 - 03/13/14 11:39 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

matttt said:
Mine tastes like apples. :super:




Prove it.




Only way to prove it is for someone else to try. Do I have a volunteer?

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Ugh. Tasted like the ocean? Was he uncut? Was there cheese?




No cheese, he was uncut, and it was salty. The ocean is salty - so was his dick.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
    #19696082 - 03/14/14 05:01 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

matttt said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

matttt said:
Mine tastes like apples. :super:




Prove it.




Only way to prove it is for someone else to try. Do I have a volunteer?




for science


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19701486 - 03/15/14 08:12 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

That's the salt from the sweat that builds up under the foreskin :hotidea:


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