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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: morrowasted] * 7
    #19686093 - 03/12/14 02:36 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: botha]
    #19686102 - 03/12/14 02:39 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

i got slapped as a kid and it only made me more pissed off and argumentative


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #19686877 - 03/12/14 05:34 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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i got slapped as a kid and it only made me more pissed off and argumentative




Then you weren't slapped, someone lightly tossed their hand at you.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19687139 - 03/12/14 06:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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i got slapped as a kid and it only made me more pissed off and argumentative




Then you weren't slapped, someone lightly tossed their hand at you.



QFT, I was spanked until I was thirteen and I still think my mom would slap me if she felt she was just (im 23 now). I was scared of my parents, it didn't keep me out of trouble but I was much more careful about not getting caught. I was certainly not disrespectful to there face....

Edit I guess I should mention that even after growing up like that i'm all for corporal punishment, its effective when raising children/pets. There is a difference between abuse and smacking someone when they fuck up


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Chemical Addiction]
    #19687175 - 03/12/14 06:22 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iNChFTu_ylI#t=13

Funny GTA suicide from head trauma, video is queued right to it.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19687193 - 03/12/14 06:24 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: automan] * 14
    #19687206 - 03/12/14 06:26 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 5
    #19687466 - 03/12/14 07:19 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



Google says this was a year ago but still  :ilold:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Shroomslip] * 3
    #19687508 - 03/12/14 07:28 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Not just google, also the fact that all of those tweets have a date on them.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Vapor]
    #19687524 - 03/12/14 07:31 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Oh yeah that too.. I don't use twitter if that's any excuse to miss it :x


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: automan] * 1
    #19687664 - 03/12/14 07:58 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: bobberhead]
    #19687725 - 03/12/14 08:04 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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http://gawker.com/watching-actors-give-fake-handjobs-for-the-first-time-i-1542493925




it's so bad that it's so good.




:ilold:

Didn't see that one


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Vapor]
    #19687750 - 03/12/14 08:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Not just google, also the fact that all of those tweets have a date on them.




:lolsy:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 3
    #19688207 - 03/12/14 09:21 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 4
    #19688481 - 03/12/14 10:01 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



On January 26th, 2274 Mars days into the mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to stay operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.

'Can we has a depressing thread?'


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Versicolor]
    #19688545 - 03/12/14 10:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

why the didn't they put little sand wipers or sand blowers on the solar panels?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: WScott] * 6
    #19688696 - 03/12/14 10:49 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

forreal its not rocket science


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg] * 1
    #19688713 - 03/12/14 10:53 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:iseewhatyoudidthere:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: WScott]
    #19688776 - 03/12/14 11:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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why the didn't they put little sand wipers or sand blowers on the solar panels?




1: Windshield wipers are extra weight, which would mean sacrificing some piece of scientific equipment. Weight is a premium on any space mission.

2: They would use extra power.

3: Windshield wipers have complex moving parts that can be clogged by the dust.

4: Wiping the dust over the solar panels would cause the dust to scratch them, permanently reducing their effectiveness rather than improving it.

5: The rover was expected to last three months. The fact that it lasted over eight years suggests that windshield wipers for the solar panels were not actually necessary, doesn't it?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Versicolor]
    #19688830 - 03/12/14 11:21 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)




awwwww


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