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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #19678140 - 03/10/14 08:30 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

From The Collected Writings of Dan Harmon, as read by Duncan Trussel:



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 5
    #19678771 - 03/10/14 10:43 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #19678820 - 03/10/14 10:57 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:wtfsonic:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #19679299 - 03/11/14 01:30 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I just lost the game


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: unknown1123]
    #19679307 - 03/11/14 01:32 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

dunno if this has been posted but i find it funny
dunno if you have to be australian to get it.

the old guy is a dude from australias longest running tv soap. he kinda got turned into a meme on the net as some rapey cranky old cunt. dunno if this ad is kinda playing on it

anyway whatevs


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: indica] * 9
    #19680045 - 03/11/14 09:11 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

If W.W. 1 was a bar fight
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Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over.
Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there.
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.Austria Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Austria Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting.
Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway.Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.





Europe According to the United States of America


Europe According to Germany


Europe According to Britain


Europe According to France


Europe According to Italy


Europe According to Bulgaria


Europe According to Gay Men


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: trekie]
    #19680267 - 03/11/14 10:30 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

That bar fight was hilarious


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19681119 - 03/11/14 02:42 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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zZZz said:
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we have a winner  :mindblown:






btw what are those little panda looking things called?.. they are just so coote




That's what it looks like when I orgasm.

Red Pandas though not really a panda.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: blackhawk] * 4
    #19681141 - 03/11/14 02:46 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg] * 6
    #19682507 - 03/11/14 07:20 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19682559 - 03/11/14 07:29 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

lol that kids gonna make a great lawyer one day


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 2
    #19682618 - 03/11/14 07:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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This kid is already a pain in the ass at 4 years old. He's gonna get killed by the time is 10...


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Patlal]
    #19682736 - 03/11/14 08:00 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Right, I'm on both sides of this.

It's kind of adorable, but this shit needs the shit slapped out of him.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Patlal]
    #19682760 - 03/11/14 08:02 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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This kid is already a pain in the ass at 4 years old. He's gonna get killed by the time is 10...



Word, I would hate to meet whoever he's emulating. Victory by volume FTL.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19683361 - 03/11/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

i was funny, but kinda sad a wayy  :crymeariver:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #19683578 - 03/11/14 11:31 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Beefcakemighty said:
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zZZz said:
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Beefcakemighty said:







we have a winner  :mindblown:






btw what are those little panda looking things called?.. they are just so coote




That's what it looks like when I orgasm.






that's me whenever i take 4-fa.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: millzy] * 5
    #19684350 - 03/12/14 06:37 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1] * 5
    #19685041 - 03/12/14 10:21 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Patlal]
    #19685165 - 03/12/14 10:46 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Azure Essence said:





This kid is already a pain in the ass at 4 years old. He's gonna get killed by the time is 10...



he is almost certainly imitating his father and will grow out of arguing that way, though he seems like he'll like be argumentative foreber


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #19686003 - 03/12/14 02:14 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Azure Essence said:





This kid is already a pain in the ass at 4 years old. He's gonna get killed by the time is 10...



he is almost certainly imitating his father and will grow out of arguing that way, though he seems like he'll like be argumentative foreber




One bitch slap. Problem solved.


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