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InvisibleFragment


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
    #19550216 - 02/10/14 09:45 PM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Correct.

I'm a Lion and your a Tiger if you see anyone remotely like me be sure to roar at the entrance of the jungle I'll proceed to roar ten times louder. This is just to make sure you heard me and that's half volume.

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Anonymous #52

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Fragment]
    #19550356 - 02/10/14 10:06 PM (10 years, 22 days ago)

man i break out the freaky shit with girls i barely know and then never see them again.
you can really bring out the demons :evil2:

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Anonymous #28

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #52]
    #19550786 - 02/11/14 12:29 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

So she pretty much kept me for a month and bought me whatever i wanted and helped fund my addictions. I told her i still loved my ex but she didn't care. It was a fucked up situation and i was an asshole for exploiting it.

I wish the story was more interesting, and it is, but i don't want to relive it, i wasn't even gonna type this but you asked so yea.

How did i get such a situation? i believe i approached the woman at a public pool and from there she was just infatuated with me when i had began the interaction as a bet from my friend who said i didn't have the balls to approach a random.
Next thing you know i am getting the tightest pussy ever and getting paid/showered with gifts in the process.
Another time this chick got me all fucked up for free and fucked me just to watch after her at a hotel. Older lady.

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Anonymous #10

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19664015 - 03/07/14 03:36 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:super:bump... lets hear some more filth from the shroomery crew!

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19664115 - 03/07/14 04:02 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I love licking butt if ive had a few drinks. Ill do anything but my ass fascination really comes out when im drunk. I like fingering it during sex too i cant help myself (the chicks not mine)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
    #19664275 - 03/07/14 04:50 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Off the too of my head I'd say ass licking and spitting in a girls mouth (she asked me to). Tossing the salad really is no big deal, if your partner is clean(which they should be) it ain't no thang. Plus my lady loves it.


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Anonymous #54

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: 2Cents]
    #19664631 - 03/07/14 06:36 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Just recently the wife and I had a threesome with a girl we used to work with. At one point I was fucking my wife missionary with her lying next to my wife and my wife was squirting in her mouth. Then we managed to make her squirt for the first time.

Don't know if this is that dirty, but this threesome will definitely be more memorable for me!

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #54] * 1
    #19665814 - 03/08/14 12:09 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

About every three months, this thread goes through an ass licking phase.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods] * 3
    #19665866 - 03/08/14 12:23 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

gotta love the ass licking.

ive licked girls ass about 400 times, and it is way satisfying. love stickin my tongue in deep. ive also had a girl ask to lick my ass, it felt pretty damn good

ive also been peed on, in my mouth n body in the shower by a female, and have done the same to her


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Endure]
    #19666987 - 03/08/14 10:09 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:super:bump... lets hear some more filth from the shroomery crew!





Quote:

Endure said:
ive also been peed on, in my mouth n body in the shower by a female, and have done the same to her




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19668922 - 03/08/14 06:51 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
About every three months, this thread goes through an ass licking phase.



i heard someone say ass licking so i came as quick as i could.
whats the prognosis doctor?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19668931 - 03/08/14 06:53 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Ass licking and ass play is disgusting and you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

That is all.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19669055 - 03/08/14 07:20 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

You never licked an ass


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #19669067 - 03/08/14 07:22 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Not gonna either. :uhoh:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #19669097 - 03/08/14 07:30 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

pussy


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sham87]
    #19669832 - 03/08/14 10:19 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
pussy




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918] * 1
    #19670807 - 03/09/14 07:46 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Let my boyfriend finish inside me without a condom while I was riding him. I know that's not dirty but definietly risky and dumb since I'm not on the pill so it was very sexy, my god!

I enjoy being spit on, smacked, pushed down and hand cuffed.
Squirting in my boyfriends mouth is my favorite though


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: StellaMagnolia]
    #19675684 - 03/10/14 11:47 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I do declare: There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there Hmmmm... When I lay down my winter clothes, whishing I was gone, going home, where the new york city winters no more bleed in me, bleeding me, going home...

There was this nice black prostitute with a really big ass who let me do stuff that she wouldn't let other people do for the minimum price. Like she said 30 Bucks for quarter of an hour (which would be 30 minutes, give or take). She was a nice one, and I was good to her. I really enjoyed burying my face between her butt cheeks til they touched my ears, sticking my tongue deep inside that pinkish-browm buthole, smelling like Elephant AAAALLLL OVERRRR
:itwasgoodforme:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19677716 - 03/10/14 07:23 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

sof4r0ckeRs1984 said:
I do declare: There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there Hmmmm... When I lay down my winter clothes, whishing I was gone, going home, where the new york city winters no more bleed in me, bleeding me, going home...

There was this nice black prostitute with a really big ass who let me do stuff that she wouldn't let other people do for the minimum price. Like she said 30 Bucks for quarter of an hour (which would be 30 minutes, give or take). She was a nice one, and I was good to her. I really enjoyed burying my face between her butt cheeks til they touched my ears, sticking my tongue deep inside that pinkish-browm buthole, smelling like Elephant AAAALLLL OVERRRR
:itwasgoodforme:



:llamastare::imafirinmahlazer::ducklol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19677784 - 03/10/14 07:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I just garfunkled.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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