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OfflineDa2ra
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Can you safely intravenously inject coffee?
    #19640581 - 03/02/14 07:22 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: Da2ra]
    #19640589 - 03/02/14 07:23 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Why don't you test it out?
Mix a little bleach in there while you're at it.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19640593 - 03/02/14 07:24 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Caffeine or coffee?

Either way.

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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: XLCaps] * 1
    #19640598 - 03/02/14 07:25 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Last time I tried it, I died.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: Da2ra]
    #19640608 - 03/02/14 07:27 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

But in all seriousness, injecting something with particulate matter in it is begging for partial occlusion of a blood vessel.
Assuming you didn't have a bunch of tiny coffee grinds fucking with your blood flow, you'd probably get a caffeine rush and suffer whatever effects come from injecting coffee directly into your bloodstream.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: Da2ra]
    #19640649 - 03/02/14 07:34 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know what, I just remembered there's a pretty big mycotoxin issue with coffee. Although there are brands that allege to have thoroughly addressed this issue, e.g. Food for the Immortals & Bulletproof.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: XLCaps]
    #19640653 - 03/02/14 07:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

This will become a coffee enema thread as soon as someone drags their folgers smelling ass in here to tell us all about how it's perfectly acceptable and stangely refreshing.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19640654 - 03/02/14 07:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I'm going to guess that yes you can, but only 65 percent of the time.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: Da2ra]
    #19640671 - 03/02/14 07:40 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I read in ODD about someone who injected caffeine, they said it was unpleasant.


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Re: Can you safely intravenously inject coffee? [Re: Da2ra]
    #19640677 - 03/02/14 07:42 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

It is safe . Safe for the human race as it takes the likes of you out of the gene pool.


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