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The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon
    #1958118 - 09/27/03 09:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Hello Shroomers,

An update on your former moderator of the forum.
-I'm healthier now than i can ever remember being in my life. Top of the world. A month now in a new apartment home, new clothes, new part-time job (of which i enjoy), new opportunities already underway with a new career, i am progressing my education, new diet and excercise, got a new guitar, new paintings being made and sold, a re-vitalized relationship with my loving family, and new acquaintainces i have met have given me new hope and yes, they too are healthy people and with great intentions.
-I feel like the phoenix rising up through the ashes.
-I'm still holding off on the using any shrooms, maybe not until Christmas time..i'm leaving the air-waves of this heavenly entity open for all the other shroomers in the area to 'use'. :smile: I am so witty, aren't i? Why must they all use-use-use, and never take the time to give?
--Yes Shroomers, "use" the mushrooms however you wish, and it will be i who will enter them on Christmas/New Years and clean the whole messy port-hole towards heaven-through-the-shroom up, psilly Florida-people, why must you make me work so hard to keep these shrooms respectable? :cool:

Onto the story;

So i'm over at my parents house this evening, and im loading a few things into the truck to transport to my own abode, and this chick goes running by across the street (one of those jogger girls, in seriously good shape, healthy legs ya know) and she usually seems to jog by oddly when the GGreatOne234's truck is parked outside in the driveway, i wave to her, she waives back, and now this is the third time this happens.

-But this time, as she rounds about and then jogs back my way on my side of the street, i waive, and stop her and introduce myself.. and this chick is seriously a bombshell, and she has that long hair in her ponytail that waggles back and forth as she jogs.
Well my voice was smooth and my confidence was high, so this girls panties were probably dripping for me before she even figures out i'm one in a million, and a million in one. A freakin' diamond, i'm the prize, that she absolutely must attain.

So i tell her to walk down to the lake with me where the gazeebo is to talk and catch the tail end of the sunset. She wears headphones when she jogs, so, since i'm a genius, i realize this girl is going to want me to bang her right then and there if i can dazzle her with a questionaire of auditory "rememberances" anchored with the touching of her elbow (just like i held her elbow, earlier on when i introduced myself at the driveway by my truck as she smiled bright and her pupils were dialated and enchanted, almost as if on shrooms).

So, yeah, i just start kissing her, like a brute, because that's what i wanted to do. And then i start kissing her neck, rubbing her titties back and forth (and back and forth); then i grab her thighs and her ass by this point it's basically over for this girl, completely seduced and completely loving it as much as i.

I dunno though, I'm a real sensitive kinda guy about this stuff (and i had another date with another girl in 45minutes at a coffee shop) so, she pulled out my mushroom-tip and gave me the most splendid head i've ever recieved. I didn't want to just bang this chick straight up on the picnic table 15 minutes after meeting her, especially without a rubber, but i think that she knew that too.

So we walked back to my p's driveway and my truck and she wrote down her # for me to "call sometime", she even got to say hi to mom for a second outside.  Ahhh, she is a real wholesome girl too, definately has potential for another hotter night of being dazzled by the one and only greatest shroomer on the sarasota coast, GGreatOne234, the man of the hour.

Keep shroomin,
GGreatOne234 :grin:   


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1958200 - 09/27/03 10:15 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

hell yea mang sounds like she was doing some mushroom hunting of her own :laugh:


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: Dobie]
    #1958235 - 09/27/03 10:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

LOL,, thats what I thought dobie,,,, man I wish I was GGreatone!!!!!!!I need a new life.... laters...


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1958243 - 09/27/03 10:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i'm verry happy to find you in such great spirits. congrats on working things out.
you sound to be doing better than i hope to for some time now.



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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: canid]
    #1958265 - 09/27/03 10:34 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:


so this girls panties were probably dripping for me




rofl!

sounds like you found a gem. take her, make her yours and keep her for good.

on the other hand; please, don't go having unprotected sex with girls you don't know... it's not conducive to longevity...


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1958357 - 09/27/03 11:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I especially liked the reference to mushroom hunting, it helps maintain a certain continuity with forum rules.
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she pulled out my mushroom-tip and gave me the most splendid head i've ever recieved.




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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: nofind_um]
    #1958365 - 09/27/03 11:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

damn dood, this post owns. haha.

I hope we can meet sometime, and possibly have a psychedelic voyage.

Im glad to see that everyone here is human, its refreshing ;]


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: tak]
    #1958447 - 09/28/03 12:13 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Good job!! :thumbup:


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: Fungushungry]
    #1958530 - 09/28/03 12:52 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

so you were doing all this on a park bench? was it sheltered?


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1958595 - 09/28/03 01:27 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Shine on Phoenix
:laugh:


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: joeshitragpicker]
    #1958796 - 09/28/03 03:20 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

And only her nipple belonged on your hot lips.



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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1958850 - 09/28/03 03:51 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

heh to MJ. i like your new avatar btw.


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: canid]
    #1959040 - 09/28/03 05:41 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

NICE ONE Brutha!!!


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: twistedweather]
    #1959207 - 09/28/03 09:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

as opposed to the bench? am i mad?


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: MagmaManiac]
    #1959246 - 09/28/03 10:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Ehm...so what's her number then? :laugh:


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: koraks]
    #1959477 - 09/28/03 01:13 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What kind of guitar did you get?

doo


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1959858 - 09/28/03 04:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1959893 - 09/28/03 04:36 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Thats a good story. Being great must be great.


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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: OctopusDr]
    #1960138 - 09/28/03 06:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, i ended up calling the girl around noon today, just to say hi and follow up on the experience with her, and let her know that it is not a completely common occurance for me to ravish innocent runner girls as often as it might have seemed to her last night;
-'Let her know i am a busy person, and/but look forward to finding the time to meet again, within a few days for certain;
-She concurred and admited she had never uh, had a guy make her feel so "magical" before.
(I think that i over-estimated her sexual prowess and experience by the shape of her body [a definate 10], and kind of overloaded her on the Jedi Shroom-force [by subliminally downgrading her to a 7]; and it rendered her helplessly submissive..it was mutually fantastic.)



I don't have as much time now to come to the message board anymore right now and only a couple times a week do i get on the computer to check the hunting forum, but i do check email almost everyday.



-The gazeebo was not a public bench, it is a beautifully constructed wooden gazeebo in a rich persons neighborhood, romantically secluded, on the water, a gated community where rich people live.

-The guitar is an Ovation. My favorite make.

Keep on shroomin,

Keep shroomin,
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Re: The GGreatOne234's Great Gazeebo Sexathon [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1960334 - 09/28/03 06:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

mmmm ok. that is tasty i thought about this outside of the shroomery-binge today and it looked good in my mind.  :grin: 


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