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Dumb Starbucks * 1
    #19557751 - 02/12/14 03:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

this guy is a genius




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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Bologna] * 1
    #19557771 - 02/12/14 03:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't get it, is it real? Do we care? Do we really get free coffee? What's the catch? Who is that guy? Why did you post this? I don't get it?


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow]
    #19557834 - 02/12/14 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's real, he gets away with using the starbucks name under0 'fair use',
claims the store to be a parody even though he's not really making fun of
starbucks

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19557845 - 02/12/14 03:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He sure is getting a lot of free advertising from the media.


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19557855 - 02/12/14 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hey fuck this guy. starbucks is making me a lot of money :kingcrankey:

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19557902 - 02/12/14 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I go into starbucks and pour a glass of milk then leave and smile as all the rich fucks look at me in disgust.


It's not behind the counter, its at the additions station.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Apostle]
    #19557907 - 02/12/14 04:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's not milk that's creamer


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #19557911 - 02/12/14 04:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
That's not milk that's creamer




:lol: that's what i was thinking.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow]
    #19557915 - 02/12/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
That's not milk that's creamer



l m a o


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow]
    #19557918 - 02/12/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
That's not milk that's creamer



It's in a metal container labeled whole milk and it tastes like milk.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19557919 - 02/12/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When I was younger I would drink the creamer out of the little containers they put on the table though, it is delicious:crazy2:


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow]
    #19557923 - 02/12/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
That's not milk that's creamer



I thought they did offer actual milk and cream. Haven't been to one in years though.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: psi]
    #19557929 - 02/12/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

they do...

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: dontknow]
    #19557931 - 02/12/14 04:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
When I was younger I would drink the creamer out of the little containers they put on the table though, it is delicious:crazy2:



hell yea


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Sheekle]
    #19557941 - 02/12/14 04:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

even if it is creamer, that shit is tasty


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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Apostle]
    #19557961 - 02/12/14 04:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Diacetylol said:
they do...



Yeah if you're paying premium prices for a cup of coffee you don't want some "edible oil product" nonsense.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: Legend]
    #19557965 - 02/12/14 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

blew up on the web, people lined up around the block (2hr waits), got the free horrible coffee.

got shut down because it wasn't registered business.  was all for some comedian's gig.











Nathan something or other is his name.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: memes]
    #19559621 - 02/12/14 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Starbucks is for pretentious rich twits who have nothing better to do than to call out a very long and complicated order.

Like seriously, I work there, do these customers really enjoy whatever they get or do they just get off on saying something really complicated?

Shit, if you're rude to me or if you order a fucking stupid complicated drink, I WILL GIVE YOU DECAF!! Hell, if I'm having a bad day, I'll just give EVERYONE DECAF. The funnest is when someone orders a drink with 3 or 4 (or more) shots and you give them ALL DECAF. They never realize it's decaf either, they just come back and order the same thing, and then I give them decaf again.

Seriously, $5-$6 for a CUP of fucking milk and espresso?? Anyone stupid enough to spend that kind of money for a cup of milk and be completely pretentious about it deserves to get decaffed.

There is definitely a very snobby pretentious customer base that goes to starbucks. I worked at starbucks 8 years ago, and I work there now again, the same types of stupid dumb ass pretentious snobs go there. I also worked at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, whose customers base doesn't consist of pretentious twits.

Also, any brand that doesn't use STANDARD size names should be dacaffed as well. Come one, tall grande venti and now trenta? I PREFER if a customer calls it small medium large. Who cares.

Something about starbucks customers...they're really crazy.

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19559632 - 02/12/14 10:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ahaha, "I want my caffeine fix, ya!  :shakefist:" :lol:

Sounds like an irritating job, man. :sadyes:

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Re: Dumb Starbucks [Re: occollegeboi] * 2
    #19559633 - 02/12/14 10:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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occollegeboi said:
Starbucks is for pretentious rich twits who have nothing better to do than to call out a very long and complicated order.

Like seriously, I work there, do these customers really enjoy whatever they get or do they just get off on saying something really complicated?

Shit, if you're rude to me or if you order a fucking stupid complicated drink, I WILL GIVE YOU DECAF!! Hell, if I'm having a bad day, I'll just give EVERYONE DECAF. The funnest is when someone orders a drink with 3 or 4 (or more) shots and you give them ALL DECAF. They never realize it's decaf either, they just come back and order the same thing, and then I give them decaf again.

Seriously, $5-$6 for a CUP of fucking milk and espresso?? Anyone stupid enough to spend that kind of money for a cup of milk and be completely pretentious about it deserves to get decaffed.

There is definitely a very snobby pretentious customer base that goes to starbucks. I worked at starbucks 8 years ago, and I work there now again, the same types of stupid dumb ass pretentious snobs go there. I also worked at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, whose customers base doesn't consist of pretentious twits.

Also, any brand that doesn't use STANDARD size names should be dacaffed as well. Come one, tall grande venti and now trenta? I PREFER if a customer calls it small medium large. Who cares.

Something about starbucks customers...they're really crazy.



Are you serious? You're prejudiced against the customers at your place of employment, and perceive them as being money-wasters and your reaction to this is to further jip them?

"If I'm having a bad day, I'll just give everyone decaf", what an inappropriate and rude fucking thing to do.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're only joking, right?


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