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Psycho Ex's & Subsituted Cathinones
    #19503801 - 01/31/14 10:35 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

So two nights ago I get a call out of the blue from my ex gf of 3 years. We also havent been together for three years. The last time we seen each other was in October briefly. We didnt have sex, and we were not intimate in anyway. We hugged goodbye as I would a good friend.

I sent her an text on christmas, wishing her a merry christmas, she said she did not like me. Thats fine, I replied, and said she didnt have to be impolite.

So now that we are back at two nights ago. I'm incredibly stoned, and I get a phonecall. it reads her name. I'm not even sure if i should pick up. I'm stoned and not even really sure what is going on, as i would never expect her to call.

I decide to pick up.

She is drunk. Very drunk.

She starts into a tirade about how I ruined our relationship that was perfect. It was good, far from perfect, but she is right. I did largely ruin it with my alcoholism which I've since overcome.

From there it progresses to hurt accusing my father of raping me. She was pretty graphic in her depiction of this rape she claims to know about. My father was abuse. But nothing sexual as far as I know. She however has been sexually molested by her father from a very young age. I think she was projecting this onto me.

The whole conversation she kept claiming I was lying. When I would ask her what I was lying about, she would have no response and just kept saying I was lying. She kind of stops paying attention to the conversation for a few minutes. Then she tells me I need to speak louder and clearer. She is drunk, and may be not hearing me well. So I oblige her.

She says to me "if I say popcorn, you say long". I think about this, what is she talking about? She asks me again, except this time two different words. I do not say the words. I know something is up. Then I realize it. The words she keeps asking me to say both have the "ong" sound. I figured it out, she is trying to get me to say control words! Very basic vocal lie detection software measures the quiver and breaks in certain sounds in speech to determine stress levels.

This is fucking unreal I think. Who does this?

I ask her why she keeps trying to get me to certain words. She tells me it is just for fun. I tell her that not only do I know what she is trying to get me to do, but that I even know in what way the program works.

I receive the typical "um. What? Uh.. No... ", she thens start talking about how smart I am. Claiming I was too smart, that it made me too powerful. She may be nuts, but I'll still take that as a compliment.

At one point in the conversation she throws a can opener off her balcony. Throwing items off a high rise balcony on a busy street in a major city is quite serious. It could cause some serious injury maybe even death if it were to hit someone in the face.

This way the only point in the conversation where I lost my cool. I reamed her out for doing it, and tried to make her understand how incredibly dangerous and uncalled for it was to do throw anything off a high rise balcony.

At this point, I then hear her going into another room, and talking to a man. A man comes on the line.

"Is this EdibleSteroes?"
"May I ask who is inquiring?
"This is New Boyfriend"
"That's nice, Why am I talking to you?"
*mumbling*
"Goodbye" *Hangup*

As soon as I hung up, all I could say is "what. the. fuck." I kept repeating it for a few minutes as I tried to process all this information amongst the cloud of THC in my mind.

She had said some pretty hurtful things, and I decided I was going to say that, and make it clear this behavior is unacceptable. I chose against calling as that would only inflame the current situation, so I decided to send a text. So I crafted a very neutral toned text message that expressed my feelings, while still being polite and respectful, as she is prone to blowing up at the slightest ill remark. In the text I said Goodbye, hoping this would end.

The next morning I I receive some RC's I've been waiting for, I'm pretty excited to try out some new compounds. I was going to dabble with some 4-FMC on this day.

My phone rings.

It's her.

I answer.

She says she has read my text message from the previous night. She says she is sorry that she was really drunk, that she doesnt even remember much.

I try to be nice about it. I realize she must be in a rough spot and I know she is sensitive. So I try to lighthearted playful route to it. She probably feels embarrassed enough about it all.

So we talk briefly, and it is nice. It feels like talking to an old friend.

As the conversation winds down, and we start saying goodbye. She says to me that we cant have any sort of relationship and that I should not contact her again. "I should not contact her again? I stop her there. I realize what she thinks and what she is doing.

"You know I don't want to get back together with you." I tell her. "When I seen you last back in October, things didnt feel the same. I'm over you."

This has been the first time I've told her I'm finally over with her. The last time I seen her she looked sickly and dirty. She has slept with a lot of people and never used condoms. She just appeared tainted to me.

She did not react very well upon hearing I no longer had feelings for her. She started to get very agitated and incoherent. Then she forced a "goodbye" and hung up before I could respond.

75mg 4-FMC up the left and right.

Went and washed my face. Came back. I was already starting to feel better.

I get a message from a mutual friend. She informs me my ex girlfriend has phoned my sister. I wonder why the hell would she phone my sister? My sister never liked her. I don't even talk with my sister. And how did she gets my sisters number anyways?

Turns out she told my sister about some of my past addictions. Things that I havent even seen in almost a year now. I talk openly about my past addictions, I dont hide past, but I also do not like to get into the details. I speak about it as my addictions. My family doesnt need to know the all the little gritty details of my past use. They know it was bad, and it was a "dont ask dont tell" sort of understanding.

Also the mutual friend informed me my ex was going to seek a restraining order. I actually laughed a bit when I read it, as I imagined her trying to explain why she would need one when I live in another city and do not call her. A restraining order against someone in another city, who doesnt contact you. Seems appropriate.

It was a good thing I was plowing through that bag. I was beyond high and I found this all quite amusing.

Empty bag and several spotty hours of sleep and a haze of a day.

And that brings us to now. While I was thinking about it, I decided I had to write some of this down. I'm still a bit dumbfounded by the whole thing. My mom tells me she is coming to visit, "we need to talk". So now I get to enjoy the awkward conversation of explaining why my crazy ex-girlfriend is phoning up family members after 3 years.

So Shroomery, I'm not really sure how high this rates on the scale of crazy ex-girlfriends, but this is level of crazy is knew to me, and I've dated women with BPD. If you've dated one, I need say no more.

Do you think I should be worried she will try to kidnap and sacrifice my cat?





TL;DR

Bitches be crazy.:elmo:


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Re: Psycho Ex's & Subsituted Cathinones [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19503823 - 01/31/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

That's really weird.

Humans are weird.

So glad I'm not a human.

Just kidding, I really am though.


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