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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I've never seen Casablanca. Is there a role for our protagonist?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385356 - 01/07/14 09:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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As Jennifer Grey's role in ferris bueller.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385455 - 01/07/14 10:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I've never seen Casablanca. Is there a role for our protagonist?
Me neither admittedly, but I hear it's good so probably.
Cary Elwes should have been in Better Off Ted. That show is awesome and I think he could have been squeezed in somewhere for even more hilarity.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385464 - 01/07/14 10:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Any roles that require tights and puffy blouses because thats how I fell in love with him and he was made for period costume films.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I have a gambling problem I've been stifling since high school.
Elwes should have played every Danny Glover role.
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absinthewilde said: Any roles that require tights and puffy blouses because thats how I fell in love with him and he was made for period costume films.
He could definitely have been a classical, period actor I think.
He should have been the psychiatrist in The Departed.
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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I have a gambling problem I've been stifling since high school.
They just opened a poker room at a casino near Baltimore and I SOOOO want to go spend an afternoon or weekend there. The casino itself is shit.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385581 - 01/07/14 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't coax this thread into half-remembered poker stories.
I don't understand why Elwes wasn't in Coraline. Just imagine...
Edit: Spelling
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He would play a good degenerate gambler. That is the last I shall speak of such matters.
Oooohhhh. Travis from Taxi Driver."are you lookin at me? You lookin at me?"
Meh, maybe not.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385690 - 01/07/14 10:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He might have been funny in Taxi Driver but it would have changed the entire ambiance of the movie. Positively or negatively I'm not sure.
He should have been the protagonist in The Hurt Locker (Actually I like that guy but the swap would be funny).
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He should have been in Magic Mike just so I could see him nekkid.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385751 - 01/07/14 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Still haven't seen Magic Mike, please tell me it's better than Coyote Ugly.
He should have played Odin in the new Thors.
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he could have played tom hanks' part in Castaway
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Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
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MorphinTime said: Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
Lol. I have a hard time imagining him being a gritty rapper.
Did you like Cloud Atlas?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19391359 - 01/09/14 12:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
Lol. I have a hard time imagining him being a gritty rapper.
Did you like Cloud Atlas?
I've watched it twice in the past week but I kept blacking out/passing out. The first 30-45 minutes or so that I can remember were really good but I think I just need to watch it sober (tomorrow) 
I'm not sure if I've ever been so excited to watch a movie for the third time in such a short span of time.
Penn & Teller should have been a trio: Penn, Teller, and Elwes While I think he'd have been great as Neo, I must say I'd like to see him as either The Merovingian or The Architect.
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as the voice of "Santa Bot" from futurama!
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Donnie Yen's role in Ip Man/Ip Man 2
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anywhere in a Harry Potter movie?
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He would have made a great Saruman in the Ring Trilogy films
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