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InvisibleSynthe
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So my gpen just tried to kill me
    #19471513 - 01/25/14 11:10 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Yeah so, in a shocking turn of events, my previously loyal gpen became electrified with rebellion against me, as the button was stuck in the on position.
My wittle pen poured out vapor in an alarming amount until the shock caused me to rush to the sink and dunk the thing in water.



Please, a moment of silence for the fallen.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Synthe]
    #19471525 - 01/25/14 11:14 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

you could have just disconnected the battery from the element, no?


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Synthe]
    #19471541 - 01/25/14 11:19 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

how long have you had it? i laughed at a buddy of mine who spent over 100 bucks on one of those. but now i see them for 40 on ebay, so looks like they have gotten way more reasonable.

but that seem dangerous. my eGo button has gotten stuck, but it will only stay on for 5 seconds before turning off. i just had to get push pin and scraped up the button a little but got it unjammed with no problems. do these Gpens not have an safety shut off feature like the eGo?


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19471567 - 01/25/14 11:28 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Shoulda sent it to me.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #19471569 - 01/25/14 11:29 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
you could have just disconnected the battery from the element, no?



I tried, it was too hot.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Synthe]
    #19471582 - 01/25/14 11:33 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

you think about wrapping it with a towel?


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19471589 - 01/25/14 11:35 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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SurReality said:
you think about wrapping it with a towel?



I did. A wet towel. :huxleyfacepalm:



It still works though.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Synthe]
    #19471611 - 01/25/14 11:39 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

When i first got my gpen i didn't know how to turn it off and when i left it in my pocket i started feeling something warm but ignored it and then a few seconds later it was burning my leg and when i stuck my hand in my pocket a cloud of vapor just came out.  I got 2 gpens for 50 at my local headshop.  Cheaper than wax lol


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Fuckspice]
    #19471653 - 01/25/14 11:48 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

it works after being dunked in water?!

wtf this must be a very well designed device


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Fuckspice]
    #19471661 - 01/25/14 11:49 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I'm pretty sure someone died from electrocution from an e-cig a couple years back

Awesome it still works! :highfive:


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: pcplease]
    #19471737 - 01/25/14 12:02 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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pcplease said:
I'm pretty sure someone died from electrocution from an e-cig a couple years back
:highfive:



Fat headrush


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19471871 - 01/25/14 12:24 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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it works after being dunked in water?!

wtf this must be a very well designed device




One time I dropped a cheap smoktech 510 battery in a river bed and left it there for 15 minutes before I realized I'd forgotten it somewhere, still works to this day. These chinamen aint fuckin around with some of these products.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: propensity]
    #19471998 - 01/25/14 12:52 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)



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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19472019 - 01/25/14 12:55 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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SurReality said:
er chinaman? asian american please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_vGK008c_rA#t=46



:chinaman:


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: Synthe]
    #19472128 - 01/25/14 01:18 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

They can't be asian-americans if they live in china. They are just asian.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: 4nik8]
    #19472134 - 01/25/14 01:19 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

its a joke you retard.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19472149 - 01/25/14 01:22 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Hey, its mentaly challenged fucko.


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: 4nik8]
    #19472157 - 01/25/14 01:24 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

:lol: true dat


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Re: So my gpen just tried to kill me [Re: SurReality]
    #19472342 - 01/25/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Glad you survived. A tragic event nonetheless  :manofapproval:


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