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solstice
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: trekie]
#19414395 - 01/13/14 08:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jeezus!! Put that picture away, it's disgusting!
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice]
#19414478 - 01/13/14 09:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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solstice said:
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andrewmurray86 said: Barbecued his dick for an hour 
You make it seem like that's a funny thing. Its not. 
You better take his word for it. He knows...
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: millzy] 2
#19414489 - 01/13/14 09:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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millzy said: i would gape the wendy's girl's asshole.
Sorry, this made me laugh my ass off, and I wanted to make you this

But then I got carried away, and ended up with these


And then of course, the stock photo
Edited by Azure Essence (01/14/14 12:14 AM)
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SeaShrooms
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Synthe]
#19414912 - 01/13/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this is awesomeQuote:
Synthe said:

this is awesome
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ZenXi6
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: SeaShrooms]
#19414976 - 01/13/14 10:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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43 fuckin' degrees (celsius... that's like... 110 farenheit for you imperial n00bs) here in Melbourne today. This show was filmed in Melbourne. A proper Aussie heat.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 1
#19415098 - 01/13/14 11:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Azure Essence said:
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millzy said: i would gape the wendy's girl's asshole.
EDIT: Shit, none of these show up, visit links
Sorry, this made me laugh my ass off, and I wanted to make you this

But then I got carried away, and ended up with these


And then of course, the stock photo

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245willow19

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: millzy]
#19415135 - 01/13/14 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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There was this Chinese Godfather known as Dum Fuk who could make you an offer you can't understand. Now his dwarf friend Tai Nee was surprised when he first met the Godfather, his wife Sum Yung Ho, his horny son Rai Ping Yu and his retarded daughter Sum Ting Wong who all spoke very bad Engrish and lived illegally in America. Tai Nee decided to hide the family out of pity and when a custom officer called Hu Yu Hai Ding came by the house, his brother Ho Lee Fuk Hu Yu opened the door and let the officer in. He introduced the suspicious officer to his sister Ai So Ho Nee who distracted him as he ran upstairs and helped the family escape through the window. The officer asked “What’s your number, baby?” and the sister replied, “All Right, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Free Sex Tonight!" the officer blinked in surprise and said, “Wow, Fuk yeah! I will have sex with you right now.” then she slapped him across the face and blurted out in the best English she could, “I meant 086 666 3629, you filthy pig!” She darted out of the kitchen into living room and bumped into a coffee table and cried out for her dead father, “Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni!” The officer asked what was wrong, and she shouted, “Nu Ting Wong! Yu Kum Hia Nao!” and two children appeared and nurtured her scratch. She told them to leave and yelled, “Ai Pe Nau!” and a butler ran in with a towel and bucket full of hot water. When her cut was cleaned, she thanked the butler and called him by his nickname “Tan Ku Stin Kin Puh”. The officer could not find the family and so had enough for one day. He was about to leave when Ai So Ho Nee fetched a banana and named it, “Mi Fun Toi!” and took a large bite. She called the officer over and asked him, “Yu Fuk Mi Nao?” The officer smiled and said, “Yu Ang Mi Wee Fuk?” She shook her head and said, “Nai Yu Wang Tu Long!” but the officer winked and said, “Nao Mi So Ho Nee!” She did not understand and said in her best English, “What you saying? I asked did you see my cousin Mi Fun Toi? He likes banana and lives in Yu Fuk Mi Nao. Then you asked about his cousin Yu Ang Mi Wee Fuk? But that is his nickname; he actually called Mi So Ho Nee. Do you know him?” The officer frowned and said, “Fa Kin Su Pah! Mi Nu Fuk Tu Dee!” He hung his head in shame and left without saying goodbye.
THE END!
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: 245willow19]
#19415444 - 01/14/14 01:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Confucious say: "man who stand around with hands in pocket, feel cocky all day"
your chinese story reminded me of this thing my dad used to say
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andrewmurray86
Θεολογος




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice]
#19415627 - 01/14/14 03:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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solstice said:
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andrewmurray86 said: Give it a go, post video when you laugh 
Are you crazy??!! It's the dead of winter 'round here mate. I can't barbecue dick shit. And there ain't no way I'm bringing the barbecue inside, it's bad from what I hear. The frying of dick will have to wait until june.
I brought the BBQ inside once, ended up in hospital with carboxy-haemoglboin levels of 12.1%. Not pleasant.
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rulesq
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86] 10
#19415744 - 01/14/14 04:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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rulesq
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: rulesq]
#19415817 - 01/14/14 04:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is WRASTLING!!

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solstice
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86] 1
#19416108 - 01/14/14 06:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
andrewmurray86 said:
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solstice said:
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andrewmurray86 said: Give it a go, post video when you laugh 
Are you crazy??!! It's the dead of winter 'round here mate. I can't barbecue dick shit. And there ain't no way I'm bringing the barbecue inside, it's bad from what I hear. The frying of dick will have to wait until june.
I brought the BBQ inside once, ended up in hospital with carboxy-haemoglboin levels of 12.1%. Not pleasant.
I know. I'm on to you buddy. And that's why I mentioned bringing the barbecue inside!
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19416155 - 01/14/14 07:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
andrewmurray86 said:
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solstice said:
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andrewmurray86 said: Give it a go, post video when you laugh 
Are you crazy??!! It's the dead of winter 'round here mate. I can't barbecue dick shit. And there ain't no way I'm bringing the barbecue inside, it's bad from what I hear. The frying of dick will have to wait until june.
I brought the BBQ inside once, ended up in hospital with carboxy-haemoglboin levels of 12.1%. Not pleasant.
i heard a story once of a party where they brought the bbq inside and forgot to turn the gas of and everyone died, dont know if its true or not though
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1] 5
#19416647 - 01/14/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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gulper2323
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Shroomslip] 16
#19417143 - 01/14/14 12:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Azure Essence


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: gulper2323]
#19417253 - 01/14/14 12:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Only 3 seconds, worth the lulz
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Idiot
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: ImmortalZodd]
#19417765 - 01/14/14 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TranceInTheForest
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Idiot] 1
#19418526 - 01/14/14 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hajnal
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19419263 - 01/14/14 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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obligatory IMA FOLLOW DIS POST post.
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