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InvisibleSynthe
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drk it
    #19413493 - 01/13/14 05:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Well idk, I think its positively silly when someone states others think differently than them. I think that by us saying that we are putting ourselves in a double bind. If you think about it, the number of people that subtly indicate that their thoughts revolve in a completely different domain than others is sort of displaying just how its might be the very opposite that is occurring. How many people say they think they are different than the common "herd"? How many state with full conviction that they are somehow more unique than others? I think that number may fairly well range in a quite high decimal, and that would suggest that the possibility that by saying we think different we are revealing just how we are similar to others. We are nearly identical in our apparent need to distinguish ourselves from elements in a different orbit, & that is the irony of it all I think. I don't know if this was clear enough, I usually would provide a more in depth explanation but I'm caught up with office papers. We just had it painted earlier. I dabbed on a few  red marks on it but then left the rest to the painter that dropped by.

Three years in a prestigious university dedicated to painting. He attended for three years & acquired a master stroke, and it was as if each time he went to paint he couldn't fail in the performance. Everytime he was spot on & the entire room would have no tiny white marks remaining anywhre on the walls. He didn't paint for money, he painted because it filled up his soul with something ineffable. He felt himself searching for some higher abstraction so he could find more meaning in life, and in some ways painting gave him just that. He is 34 years old, owns a mansion in France( amansion that was built in the year 1300 by french revolutionaries. There used to be a bowling ally next to it, but now its a catholic school where we go for our daily prayers to discover our virtues we can find within. The entire church has been sanctified & most people have a religious experience every time they arrive there. Its as if they feel the holy ghost has gotten inside them & they feel their soul being cleansed of impurities, as if here you were final offered the chance at redemption that you might have neglected for mischief. The priest lifted the holy water in the air & the sun shined in & allowed all the church attendees to get a clear look at his face. The holy water began to sparkle. The sun descended & the entire church grew dim.





Well I don't know if your perception of what makes up an esteemed and talented artist fits in with the truth in the matter. You make it sound as if this goddamn church is the most sappy and emotional place in the world, and you think you have a position to tell people what passion really means? You don't have that right. I mean, you have less of a right than a goddamn serial killer has a right to work at a babysitting center. I mean, have you seen those things lately? There's one right down the road and it looks like a more dangerous place than the middle of Compton. Seriously, to work there you'd need to have more balls than a neighbor of mine who has a collection of world war two grenades in his basement. I mean, the guy could fuck some shit up with that shit! It's such a safety hazard. Can you fuckin imagine if some mushroom eater accidentally tripped so hard that they tripped right into his home and down the stairs to his basement? He would have had to trip so hard that he could propel himself, a bulky human being, with enough force and finesse to quite literally fly for 50-some feet from over a stepping stone to through the front door and in a graceful glide down the stairs. Seriously, such a - dare I say - supernatural! - occurrence could not possibly occur in our material world, no, not as a result of consuming a psychoactive substance. This entire post may as well be the work of the NSA to paint a negative image of a substance in the times square of their consumers. Hell, isn't the annoying need to appear well-fucking-read enough to discredit such a mass of work entirely? To be honest, my Drk friend, I don't know the answer to that quesiton.


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19413497 - 01/13/14 05:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago


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Re: drk it [Re: Everlong]
    #19413517 - 01/13/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nvm


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19413521 - 01/13/14 05:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You two should fuck.


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Re: drk it [Re: Everlong]
    #19413569 - 01/13/14 06:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago



Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19413582 - 01/13/14 06:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everlong said:
Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago



Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?



No, but please type out a thousand paragraphs about her that I won't read.


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Re: drk it [Re: Everlong]
    #19413589 - 01/13/14 06:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everlong said:
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Synthe said:
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Everlong said:
Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago



Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?



No, but please type out a thousand paragraphs about her that I won't read.



No.


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19413601 - 01/13/14 06:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Synthe said:
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Everlong said:
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Synthe said:
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Everlong said:
Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago



Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?



No, but please type out a thousand paragraphs about her that I won't read.



No.



Then :shutthefuckup: already.


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Re: drk it [Re: Everlong]
    #19413696 - 01/13/14 06:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everlong said:
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Synthe said:
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Everlong said:
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Synthe said:

Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?



No, but please type out a thousand paragraphs about her that I won't read.



No.



Then :shutthefuckup: already.



:okay:


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Re: drk it [Re: Everlong]
    #19413725 - 01/13/14 06:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everlong said:
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Synthe said:
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Everlong said:
Bro, you are obsessed.

Making drkkenny parody posts is so two months ago



Did I tell you about my aunt the queen?



No, but please type out a thousand paragraphs about her that I won't read.



Lmfao


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Re: drk it [Re: berdinwall] * 1
    #19413733 - 01/13/14 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

TL/Dr Kenny


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Re: drk it [Re: indocult]
    #19413902 - 01/13/14 07:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You guys going to his party later? I hear he has imported beer.


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Re: drk it [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19413925 - 01/13/14 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes but his polish step brother in law will be in attendance, and we once hunted for snype for hours on end. 
oh man, props to you Dr Kenny idk how u do it man


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19414027 - 01/13/14 07:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nvm


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Re: drk it [Re: Synthe]
    #19414074 - 01/13/14 07:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Make a Wiki page for him synthe.


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