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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg]
    #19411394 - 01/13/14 06:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

its as phony as a screen door on a battleship


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InvisibleGanzig
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19411832 - 01/13/14 10:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
its as phony as a screen door on a battleship




Indeed


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I must keep reminding myself of this. I must keep reminding myself of this.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ganzig]
    #19411998 - 01/13/14 11:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What do u call a homosexual in a wheel chair? Rolaids

What is the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground and the priest says "Hey, Let's go screw those kids." And the rabbi says "outta what?"

What did they call the oompa loompa's at Auschwitz? Concentrated orange Jews.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while I'm doing it.


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: lil_demented] * 4
    #19412086 - 01/13/14 11:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1] * 5
    #19412330 - 01/13/14 12:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Definitely my kind of luck.



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Shroomslip] * 7
    #19412448 - 01/13/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
    #19412450 - 01/13/14 01:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:thaaannks:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 3
    #19412651 - 01/13/14 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Azure Essence said:





kids are so stupid


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: rulesq]
    #19412721 - 01/13/14 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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rulesq said:





:awedisgust:

All three of them look inbred as fuck


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19412759 - 01/13/14 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Thats copyrighted chilluminati property.




I'm stealing it too. Sue me.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods] * 2
    #19412937 - 01/13/14 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i would gape the wendy's girl's asshole.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: millzy]
    #19413276 - 01/13/14 04:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19413311 - 01/13/14 05:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Synthe] * 6
    #19413366 - 01/13/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Gumby]
    #19413487 - 01/13/14 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Alfred Einstein was an avid civil rights activist before it was cool. Seriously, he was very outspoken about it. :rockon:




That said,




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Asante]
    #19413596 - 01/13/14 06:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Barbecued his dick for an hour :lolsy:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86] * 1
    #19413891 - 01/13/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

andrewmurray86 said:
Barbecued his dick for an hour :lolsy:




You make it seem like that's a funny thing. Its not.  :dumbass:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice]
    #19413918 - 01/13/14 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Give it a go, post video when you laugh :wink:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19414155 - 01/13/14 08:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

andrewmurray86 said:
Give it a go, post video when you laugh :wink:




Are you crazy??!! It's the dead of winter 'round here mate. I can't barbecue dick shit. And there ain't no way I'm bringing the barbecue inside, it's bad from what I hear. The frying of dick will have to wait until june.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice] * 5
    #19414384 - 01/13/14 08:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

once you see it


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