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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg]
#19411394 - 01/13/14 06:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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its as phony as a screen door on a battleship
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Ganzig
It's for the street cred


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1]
#19411832 - 01/13/14 10:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
hidenseek1 said: its as phony as a screen door on a battleship
Indeed
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ganzig]
#19411998 - 01/13/14 11:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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What do u call a homosexual in a wheel chair? Rolaids
What is the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.
A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground and the priest says "Hey, Let's go screw those kids." And the rabbi says "outta what?"
What did they call the oompa loompa's at Auschwitz? Concentrated orange Jews.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while I'm doing it.
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: lil_demented] 4
#19412086 - 01/13/14 11:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: hidenseek1] 5
#19412330 - 01/13/14 12:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Definitely my kind of luck.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Azure Essence


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Shroomslip] 7
#19412448 - 01/13/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
#19412450 - 01/13/14 01:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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botha



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 3
#19412651 - 01/13/14 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Azure Essence said:

kids are so stupid
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Repertoire89
Cat



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: rulesq]
#19412721 - 01/13/14 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said:


All three of them look inbred as fuck
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Repertoire89]
#19412759 - 01/13/14 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
The Vapor said:
Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said:








 
Thats copyrighted chilluminati property.
I'm stealing it too. Sue me.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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millzy


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods] 2
#19412937 - 01/13/14 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i would gape the wendy's girl's asshole.
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Absolem0918
the wise fool



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: millzy]
#19413276 - 01/13/14 04:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19413311 - 01/13/14 05:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Gumby
Fishnologist


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Synthe] 6
#19413366 - 01/13/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Gumby]
#19413487 - 01/13/14 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alfred Einstein was an avid civil rights activist before it was cool. Seriously, he was very outspoken about it. 
That said,
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andrewmurray86
Θεολογος




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Asante]
#19413596 - 01/13/14 06:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Barbecued his dick for an hour
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solstice
Hempowered



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86] 1
#19413891 - 01/13/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
andrewmurray86 said: Barbecued his dick for an hour 
You make it seem like that's a funny thing. Its not.
-------------------- Man woke up in a world he did not understand and that is why he tries to interpret it - Carl Jung
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andrewmurray86
Θεολογος




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice]
#19413918 - 01/13/14 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Give it a go, post video when you laugh
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solstice
Hempowered



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19414155 - 01/13/14 08:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
andrewmurray86 said: Give it a go, post video when you laugh 
Are you crazy??!! It's the dead of winter 'round here mate. I can't barbecue dick shit. And there ain't no way I'm bringing the barbecue inside, it's bad from what I hear. The frying of dick will have to wait until june.
-------------------- Man woke up in a world he did not understand and that is why he tries to interpret it - Carl Jung
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trekie
Metal man


Registered: 05/11/09
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: solstice] 5
#19414384 - 01/13/14 08:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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once you see it
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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