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Patlal
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19404975 - 01/11/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Now that I think of it, robbing a bank here in Onatrio is easy as fuck
Scotiabank: They don't have panic buttons because they only create hostage situations, therefore, letter, grab the cash, and you're good.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19404993 - 01/11/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TrentBoyett said: Go in, lock the doors, shoot everyone with suppressed guns besides one teller to open the vault, get all the money, shoot the last teller, ride out in under ~5 minutes.
That's kind of what this guy David Laffer did when he robbed a pharmacy of its opiates (Suffolk County, New York). One of the victims was like a 16 year old girl.
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: s240779]
#19405291 - 01/11/14 06:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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simple
i would start by becoming a celebrated member of a local theatre group--giving me unfettered access to the entire century old complex
next, i would need a ghost pirate costume--probably better to make it yourself so as to leave ZERO PAPER TRAIL
now, using the combination of my pirate costume and theatre access--i would convince the public--probably over a period of a few weeks or a month--that the theatre was haunted by a ghost pirate
scare everyone away
once everyone else is too afraid to enter the building, the building becomes mine--and well what do you know, my theatre is next door to a bank!
this is where the precision comes in--once again making sure to leave ZERO PAPER TRAIL you should accumulate some heavy equipment--a drill works best, for obvious reasons--i chose to steal mine--on the night of a black out, drill through the western wall of the theatre basement--bringing me right into the vault--i take only diamonds, gold, etc--i've become very committed to my pirate character over the months--until i have filled a 65L backpack
to get away, i simply waltz off into the sunset mutha' fuckas
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EllisDSox
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Kidnap the manager's kids, have one of your minions wait with them while you go with him to empty all the money. No bank manager cares enough about the job to let their kids have their heads sawn off over it.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: EllisDSox]
#19405330 - 01/11/14 07:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think get in get out is the way to go. I'm liking the cell phone jammer idea and cutting the external phone lines.
I'd still go with a mask though, easier to remove than make up.
The change of cloths in a different back pack in a secure location is also a great idea.
Now the dye packs. Bringing your own bags would cut down the risk but what about the dye in the stacks?
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goldcaphunter said: I feel like killing everyone would be most efficient but let's try to do this with the least amount of murder 
This is the perfect sentence. this should be framed and hung on my wall. touché goldcaphunter...
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deladude
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First off, I wouldn't rob a bank it's incredibly stupid. It's the most high security area you could rob.It's federally insured, so if you do rob one, you have the FBI on your ass immediately.
Also, you're not gonna get much money, you can only get what the tellers have. And also, bank tellers have a serperate stash of money they use to give to robbers. On each stack of money there's a couple hundred dollar bills on each end, then the middle is full of singles. And in the middle of the stack there are ink bombs.
You'd be better off robbing a convenience store.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: deladude]
#19412118 - 01/13/14 11:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The majority of one-time bank robbers get away with it.
And fuck all that, that's why you load the money yourself.
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SkeletalSpore
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19413785 - 01/13/14 06:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Go with a group of armed people to a place which: has low-medium security, has decent loot, and where the police take 2 hours to get there 
Afterwards, I would donate 50% of my money to the Shroomery! (because I`m a decent person)
Edited by SkeletalSpore (01/13/14 06:40 PM)
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