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Offlinek00laid
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: shLong]
    #19405645 - 01/11/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

not every girl is really sensitive at that spot

most are ime


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
    #19405666 - 01/11/14 08:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
Quote:

ByTor said:
The G spot is a myth...



Nah, you just aren't hitting it.





lol, the wiki page reads like a debate about whether or not ufos are real

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Spot


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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19405743 - 01/11/14 08:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Best exerpt about the g spot ever.
EVER!

Lol

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 5
    #19405818 - 01/11/14 09:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
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Harsh!


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OfflineRavageTheEarth
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
    #19406142 - 01/11/14 10:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Lion said:
First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.




:slowreaction:

Fucking dying laughing man. Absolutely GRADE A material you got there! Can I use this in my sig? That is priceless.

...really

:youresilly:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #19406638 - 01/12/14 01:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

steezemachinee said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
-johnm214





Harsh!



Yeah no shit. I see this joke here from time to time and this is the first time I see a mod do something. This is like a staple joke when someone asks for advice about sex/getting laid.


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InvisibleLegend
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #19406689 - 01/12/14 02:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

steezemachinee said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
-johnm214





Harsh!




yeah who would waste perfectly good benzo's like that. :nonono:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 3
    #19407975 - 01/12/14 11:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
-johnm214





This is complete bullshit.  When the fuck did the mods start trying to turn this place into the lounge on a geocities page?  Fucking amateur hour...


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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19408003 - 01/12/14 11:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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greenspectral said:
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TopPmz said:
Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.




i have never had any chick ask or tell me about it, and it never seemed to diminish the experience for either of us, and i have given girls multiple orgasms in certain sessions. must not be that big of a deal. :shrug:




Lots of girls have never experienced a g spot orgasm, cuz everyone thinks its a myth. I don't disagree with anything you said though. It's not super important, but I promise you, it drives all girls wild.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408033 - 01/12/14 11:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408046 - 01/12/14 12:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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FishOilTheKid said:





Just do the "come here" motion with your finger.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408077 - 01/12/14 12:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There you go.  Mix that with some clitoral stimulation, sucking, and licking, etc.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408086 - 01/12/14 12:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Exactly. Follow these steps, OP. You can't fail.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408180 - 01/12/14 12:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You don't initiate sex. It just happens. One second your like there and the next you're buck naked tearing the house down. Some memorable ones for me...

She was in my lap and kept moving and I told her to stop its making me horny. She said so and smiled and then I was just like, ya wanna see it? Haha

This one chick came up to visit me and she was like asking about where she'd sleep and I was just like well either in my bed if you're comfortable with that, I not ill lay a blanket out for you in the rain. The next night she was like rubbing her ass all over my crotch in the bed, I tried to play nice guy and just kept backing up till I got to the edge then I just reached around and started playing with her, lol.

Another I was straight up hung with her and we slept in the same bed a few times and then one day I just straight up walked up to her and was like, "you tryna get some dick"? She smiled and within an hour she was laying in my bed in her thong when I came in the room.

Either do it smoothly or in a hurry.
Just man up.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19408426 - 01/12/14 01:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lately I've had to pay for sex.

But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb!  She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that.  We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.

She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.

She doesn't have sex.

I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay.  Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...

I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on!
I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.

But I'm into her and the way she thinks.


Anyhoo...  Back on topic I'm high as fuck.


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Offlinek00laid
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408458 - 01/12/14 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408478 - 01/12/14 01:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

FishOilTheKid said:
Lately I've had to pay for sex.

But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb!  She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that.  We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.

She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.

She doesn't have sex.

I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay.  Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...

I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on!
I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.

But I'm into her and the way she thinks.


Anyhoo...  Back on topic I'm high as fuck.



She's a he


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408479 - 01/12/14 01:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds kind of sketch man, but fuck it I'd go if someone sent me a plane ticket

:whatyougonnado:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19408499 - 01/12/14 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We went to the same high school.  Had the same class.  She wrote me a note.  She says we made out at a bonfire keg party.  I must have been drunk cause I don't remember.  Anyway.  She woke up and sent me a pic of her panty line and inner thighs...


Shit!


She says we have a connection...:awegroove:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408570 - 01/12/14 02:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

didnt read thread, but based off my comprehension of this site, i may suggest


When you tryna fuck

if you dont want to leave the choice up to her you could try an DSHSB

explain to her that shrooms made you gay, and have 3 some with random guy


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