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SARAtonin
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I feel like such an idiot! 25
#19408097 - 01/12/14 12:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahaha the most hilarious thing ever just happened to me. I have been out of town for the past five days ice climbing. This morning on the way back into town we were driving by this add for this place that said "Nail and Wax Lounge." I was naturally pretty baked at the time so I was thinking "Oh shit! They must have just opened up a dab bar when I was out of town!"
So I walk through the door to a small waiting room, it's interior was all wooden and stuff so no alarm bells were going off. There were two women being the counter, one Asian lady and the other was pretty hippish looking. I was expecting it to be super overpriced and like I already said I was pretty baked so almost as soon as I walked in I asked something like "so about how much does it cost per dab?" The Asian lady looks really confused, and the hippy looking girl just starts cracking up immediately, and doing the best to contain herself she just walks into the other room. Almost imediatly I realize my mistake as I start to actually read what it says on the inside of the building to realize it was a fucking nail salon. 
This just happens and I thought someone here might find it funny so I decided to share my stupidity with you all.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408102 - 01/12/14 12:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I lol'd
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408105 - 01/12/14 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FrozenHappiness
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hahahaha!
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408120 - 01/12/14 12:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh I see, you're in Colorado... Ahah. That's an absolutely amazing fucking story. You've gotta tell it to your grandkids one day.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: Synthe]
#19408151 - 01/12/14 12:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lmao, nice one OP!
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#19408152 - 01/12/14 12:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: Almost imediatly I realize my mistake as I start to actually read what it says on the inside of the building to realize it was a fucking nail salon. 
This just happens and I thought someone here might find it funny so I decided to share my stupidity with you all. 
I find it unfortunate that you didnt find your way into a 'rub and tug' massage parlor. that would have been epic.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408194 - 01/12/14 12:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cool story bro. reminds me of the time i confused smoke as steam.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: Lizard Eyes]
#19408361 - 01/12/14 01:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's pretty funny & embarrassing but at least you can just laugh it off haha  Btw Lizard, who's that girl in your sig?
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Haha thats awesome
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Quote:
A Day InThe Life said:
That's pretty funny & embarrassing but at least you can just laugh it off haha  Btw Lizard, who's that girl in your sig?

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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408417 - 01/12/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i can has dabs?
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408541 - 01/12/14 02:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ha, thats awesome. 
Wax is so new to me, that I think Im in love with it :shurg:
Im going to take this story and use it at a natural foods market. There's some people who sell bee's wax in my town's open Saturday market. Im going to walk up to one of them and ask if they got that real wax....
And if they look at me weird, I will will look confused, which I will be and walk away.
I hope Washington or Colorado makes an actually Nail and Wax Salon. i would go, even if its for woman 
Besides, getting your hands pampered after ripping a big bowl of wax is frickin' relaxing.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19408551 - 01/12/14 02:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Gold.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: Lizard Eyes]
#19408621 - 01/12/14 02:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lizard Eyes said: I lol'd

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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19409043 - 01/12/14 04:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You are not an idiot, OP. Confused maybe. I recommend extended bong hits.
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: mpd]
#19409050 - 01/12/14 04:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I feel like such an idiot! [Re: SARAtonin]
#19409253 - 01/12/14 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn that is a great story!
Reminds me of the time me and my three friends were going to buy some molly from our friends who live in this super shady motel in the worse part of the city.
We call her and she tells us that the guy who will let us in is going to be this fat mexican dude with no shirt on.
So its like 2am and we roll up and look around, see about 4 fat shirtless mexican dudes standing where she told us he would be.
In the car is My hot friend(female) My friend(dude) and myself.
Anyways she stays in the car about 20 feet away from us, we walk up to these shady hombres and we slowly and very awkwardly say wassup and wait for them to say something about molly or our friend, insteads they replay with a equally confused "hey" and ask us what we want.
I look around, then reply "molly?" and he just kinda says he doesn't have any, so I'm fucking confused at this point, so is my friend. They look at my friend in the car, and says...
"so...does your friend in the car need any money"
I'm like..."what"
He's like "how much your girl going for"
Then it hits me that these guys think we are pimps needless to say I just kinda walk away.
We never got our molly that night, but it was a pretty funny story
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Lizard Eyes
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Quote:
mushroom_sandwich said:
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A Day InThe Life said:
That's pretty funny & embarrassing but at least you can just laugh it off haha  Btw Lizard, who's that girl in your sig?

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TrentBoyett
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I doubt he thought you were a pimp if you asked for drugs like that, they were probably just fucking with you man.
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