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Adustus
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Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! *DELETED*
#19407226 - 01/12/14 07:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by AdustusReason for deletion: Found the same topic in the forums after enough digging. Thought Id clean up my mess.
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something super extreme
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: Adustus]
#19407228 - 01/12/14 07:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you whipped, or something? Your last two threads begin with a preface stating that your girlfriend made a decision for you.
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Hashbuble
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sVs said: Are you whipped, or something? Your last two threads begin with a preface stating that your girlfriend made a decision for you.
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Adustus
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sVs said: Are you whipped, or something? Your last two threads begin with a preface stating that your girlfriend made a decision for you.
Oh here we go again. Dude if your here to just patronize me I have a long list of I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Further why do you just jump from post to post to be a total douche? Ever thought maybe your ego is a bit too large and going around like a pompous ass infact makes you look stupid?
Decisions made between me and my lady are our business. And just so you feel better about your "whipped" comment. Im growing a beard in compensation for her going on a tit enlarging strict diet.
Now go back to the hole you crawled out from. I have no use for touch holes who just wanna start fires. Its immature garbledy gook nonsense.
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KremrBigSikter
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: Adustus]
#19407255 - 01/12/14 07:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not everyone can grow a thick furry beard without it looking like nasty facepubes. If facepubes is out of the question, you can always get awful trashy tattoos, suspenders and a polo.
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Adustus
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: KremrBigSikter]
#19407264 - 01/12/14 07:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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KremrBigSikter said: Not everyone can grow a thick furry beard without it looking like nasty facepubes. If facepubes is out of the question, you can at always get awful trashy tattoos, suspenders and a polo.
That sounds kinda weird. And I dont condone trashy tattoos. Nor do I enjoy suspenders or polos.
I just want a nice beard.
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spore baby



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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: Adustus]
#19407275 - 01/12/14 08:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/19/14 08:35 PM)
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Adustus
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: spore baby]
#19407296 - 01/12/14 08:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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spore baby said: Is she a Duck Dynasty fan? 
No we both think any tv thing is dumb. But especially duck dynasty. I mean cmon "WERE GONNA SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN! WITH A SLAMDUNK CONTEST!"
Shits so stupid IMO.
People please stay on topic and share only info that is helpful and relevant please.
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: Adustus]
#19407301 - 01/12/14 08:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You could invest in any number of products out there designed to make hair grow, and then apply it to your face.
Really, though, if your facial hair isn't thick and doesn't grow in fully, you aren't going to ever have a beard that looks the way you want it to.
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Adustus
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: idiotek]
#19407304 - 01/12/14 08:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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idiotek said: You could invest in any number of products out there designed to make hair grow, and then apply it to your face.
Really, though, if your facial hair isn't thick and doesn't grow in fully, you aren't going to ever have a beard that looks the way you want it to.
Im not really into products. It sounds unnatural and usually is. Scary.
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KremrBigSikter
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: idiotek]
#19407310 - 01/12/14 08:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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idiotek said: Really, though, if your facial hair isn't thick and doesn't grow in fully, you aren't going to ever have a beard that looks the way you want it to.
Beardiness develops with age though. At least a bit. If OP is in his twenties there's a decent change he'll be beardier in a decade or so.
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: Adustus]
#19407311 - 01/12/14 08:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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that would be epic, i grew my beard for like 10 months straight, never trimmed or anything. got pretty full n stuff. not quite like the guy in the pic though. i imagine genetics and age play a role there.
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idiotek


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#19407332 - 01/12/14 08:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Adustus said:
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idiotek said: You could invest in any number of products out there designed to make hair grow, and then apply it to your face.
Really, though, if your facial hair isn't thick and doesn't grow in fully, you aren't going to ever have a beard that looks the way you want it to.
Im not really into products. It sounds unnatural and usually is. Scary.
The internet isn't natural either, better quit using that.
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psi
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Re: Gonna grow an epic beard. Need help! [Re: KremrBigSikter]
#19407360 - 01/12/14 08:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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KremrBigSikter said:
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idiotek said: Really, though, if your facial hair isn't thick and doesn't grow in fully, you aren't going to ever have a beard that looks the way you want it to.
Beardiness develops with age though. At least a bit. If OP is in his twenties there's a decent change he'll be beardier in a decade or so.
This. I'd guess by about 25 it's probably more or less as full as it's going to be though. Before that, you can expect significant filling in.
There isn't much to growing a beard though really, you just kind of do nothing and it appears (or not.) You can trim it and brush it and whatever, but the growing part is more or less independent of your intentions.
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