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Absolem0918
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world war z - worst zombie movie ever.
#19406248 - 01/11/14 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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just saw it for the first time. that ending fucking sucked. and there was no gore what so ever.
the fuck...
what did ya'll think?
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Absolem0918] 1
#19406267 - 01/11/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Most new zombie movies suck. I'd say early 2000's is the prime of zombies.
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#19406268 - 01/11/14 11:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bullshit. Could have been great. Typical Hollywood "there is a problem we find cure against all odds and we administer cure end movie" Can US audiences not deal with anything uncertain or unknown? Why does this ridiculous prick get flown all around the world to...contribute nothing... I don't care about his family I'm more concerned about the millions of other people who are dying whilst he swans about talking utter shite to people that remind me of facilitating a 9 year old learning disability group.
I did like the idea of the "zombie wall" outside of Jerusalem but the whole jumping / flying zombie shit was
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Absolem0918]
#19406277 - 01/11/14 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It was dumb as shit. The book was cool but the movie was dumbed down, too clean, and too much fucking brad pitts.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Synthe] 2
#19406304 - 01/11/14 11:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought the movie was decent until the end. How can people spend millions and millions of dollars on a movie and not know how shitty they made the ending?
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19406350 - 01/11/14 11:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: I thought the movie was decent until the end. How can people spend millions and millions of dollars on a movie and not know how shitty they made the ending?
I made a better zombie movie when I'd been up for five days and my lady filmed me coming in and i ravaged her and then we had a snooze.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Skinty] 1
#19406356 - 01/11/14 11:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Skinty said:
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FruitOfLife said: I thought the movie was decent until the end. How can people spend millions and millions of dollars on a movie and not know how shitty they made the ending?
I made a better zombie movie when I'd been up for five days and my lady filmed me coming in and i ravaged her and then we had a snooze.
I'd watch that.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: King Klick]
#19406370 - 01/11/14 11:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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King Klick said:
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FruitOfLife said: I thought the movie was decent until the end. How can people spend millions and millions of dollars on a movie and not know how shitty they made the ending?
I made a better zombie movie when I'd been up for five days and my lady filmed me coming in and i ravaged her and then we had a snooze.
I'd watch that.
I couldnt get it up. DL is $50. PM me for details
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Skinty]
#19406381 - 01/11/14 11:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Skinty said:
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King Klick said:
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Skinty said:
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FruitOfLife said: I thought the movie was decent until the end. How can people spend millions and millions of dollars on a movie and not know how shitty they made the ending?
I made a better zombie movie when I'd been up for five days and my lady filmed me coming in and i ravaged her and then we had a snooze.
I'd watch that.
I couldnt get it up. DL is $50. PM me for details
I think I'd take that plumper porn before paying that.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: King Klick]
#19406389 - 01/12/14 12:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ghey.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: King Klick]
#19406417 - 01/12/14 12:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cialsis kicks in afer 10 mins. Before that it's mainly her trying to work out why there are zombies invading her home (she an this point has an IQ of 4) whilst I grapple with the concept that because I grew a tomatoe plan we are actually LITERALLY related. Obviously advantage is taken .
I save the day in a culmination scene which has to be viewed just for the splendour and gigantuism of my nubile body able to accommodaten5 zombie sluts at once.
Now I'm sure that vid must be lying rough here SOMEWHERE....
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Absolem0918]
#19406928 - 01/12/14 05:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hate cliffhangers, so I don't like the ending of this movie, for the rest its a decent movie but dont look back to the book or the movie will make you cry. Think of it as its own thing unrelated to the book and its decent watching.
As my brother put it: "those are the most dangerous zombies I've ever seen" which I agree with. I really would have preferred the slow shuffling moaning Romero zombies of the book but all in all if you see it as its own thing its OK, there are much worse movies.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Asante]
#19407105 - 01/12/14 06:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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To me the slow zombies represent more classic horror and the fast zombies represent a no popular 'Action Horror'
Although I like Action Horror sometimes, I feel as it takes less talent to sell more tickets.
People are drawn to speed, quick cuts and fighting whether or not the quality is good.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#19407127 - 01/12/14 06:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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To me, fast zombies signify a symbolic encounter with a human attacker, a situation we all fear. An unexpected bar fight, getting mugged.
But the slow zombie is something far different. It is death itself, stalking you slowly, inevitably, overcoming you like ythe tortoise does the hare. You cant escape aging, disease, decay and death and though slow it will always overcome you in the end. That's what slow zombies are about.
Fast zombies = fear of people and runaway society Slow zombies = fear of disease, old age, death
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Asante]
#19407135 - 01/12/14 06:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cool analysis wiccan
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#19407144 - 01/12/14 06:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Also, get the unrated edition from bluray and the gore really shines. Honestly the PG-13 release was a bad idea.
I wouldn't say it was a great movie or even a good one, but it was a really fun movie to watch. As someone who goes through movies just about as fast as hollywood manages to make them, I need movies like this.
There was a cracked.com after hours about how zombies represent terrorism. This one, I think http://www.cracked.com/video_18311_4-terrifying-psychology-lessons-behind-famous-movie-monsters.html
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Absolem0918]
#19407175 - 01/12/14 07:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Zombie movies are about as trite and played out as vampires at this point. Nothing but a boring cinema/television cliché. I'm a bit shocked you expected any but garbage from World War Z.
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sVs said: Zombie movies are about as trite and played out as vampires at this point. Nothing but a boring cinema/television cliché. I'm a bit shocked you expected any but garbage from World War Z.
Zombie movies are only as cliche and boring as the director and script writer make it to be. If they do the same old thing over and over thats been done since the 70s then yes, played out. But theres plenty of new twists you can give the concept that are novel and quite disturbing.
A nice example of a very unconventional zombie movie is Dead Girl. Go watch that, it too is predictable but its a very different viewpoint than most zombie movies.
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: Asante]
#19407471 - 01/12/14 09:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: world war z - worst zombie movie ever. [Re: CosmicFool]
#19407495 - 01/12/14 09:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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We don't.
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