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11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help!
    #19406156 - 01/11/14 10:46 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

I got booked for possession in November and I have court on 01/22, the last time I smoked was on the 6th so it will be 16 days between the last day I smoked and the day of my possible test, I picked up some cranberry pills but im not sure if its going to help. I cant take a detox drink because they test for that shit. Any suggestions?


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: MrBlueSky]
    #19406177 - 01/11/14 10:51 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Derp

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Sweat more

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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Deathcore]
    #19406191 - 01/11/14 10:54 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

drink lots of water the day of the test.....:jah:


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: jboredone]
    #19406220 - 01/11/14 11:01 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Don't sweat it. Honestly 11 days is enough time for it to leave your system if you drink water, and urinate regularly. Just make sure you drink enough water and get some exercise in.:smile:


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: MrBlueSky]
    #19406264 - 01/11/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Here's what you do. Sweating and running isn't necessary. The trick is to dilute your urine, and by dilute I don't mean mix water with your pee and hope for the best. Dilute your urine by drinking lots and lots of water. It may even help to do it everyday up until the day of the test.

Diluting your pee however, is noticeable as your urine will most certainly be clear. To counter the obviousness of your deception, the night before and the morning of your test you will take vitamin b-12 and creatine which will give your urine a bright neon yellow color. Make sure you wake up a little extra early and begin drinking as much water as possible and taking those vitamins to make sure you get the correct color. If you really want to be sure, buy some drug tests and test yourself. Just make sure when you take the test you fill the cup with the urine when you're halfway done. First and last drops are always the dirtiest.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Ezthegro]
    #19406307 - 01/11/14 11:30 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

^this works also.


Edited by FungiFreedom (01/11/14 11:30 PM)


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: FungiFreedom]
    #19407389 - 01/12/14 08:53 AM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Yep, that will work.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: ByTor]
    #19407397 - 01/12/14 08:55 AM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Here u go..never fail again
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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Deathcore]
    #19407516 - 01/12/14 09:33 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

In 1999 I applied for a job that required a drug test. Before applying, I spoke with a friend's sister who worked at a lab where they do those tests. She told me to be careful about diluting and taking vitamins to get the color back. She said that if they see piss that's totally clear, or piss that is overly yellow, they reject the sample and the test has to be done again on another day.
Being the prudent one, I stopped all drug usage a month before starting my job hunt (I already had a job).

So I went to the interview, it went well and they said they'd be scheduling the test for me. The hired me and I started, but still no drug test. It really sucked - I wanted to get back to normal, getting high every day but there was that threat of a drug test looming over me so I couldn't.

After 4 months, I went to the lady in personnel and asked her about it. It was great - I went into her office and asked and she said - fuck that, you got hired on Dec 30 and the drug test rule came into effect on Jan 1, there will be no drug test for you.

Hallelujah! :cool:
After that I learned that just about everyone in the company was a stoner, the lady in personnel included! The drug test rule came down from the parent company and everybody hated the idea, but since it only applied to new hires after Jan 1, it wasn't a big issue.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Ezthegro]
    #19407720 - 01/12/14 10:28 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Yes, lots of water the day of the test. No exercise the day of! Thc Is fat soluble, and as your body burns fat it will create the waist bi-product (forgot the term) and push it to your urine and bowles to be expelled.

Also take creatine pills and a multi vitamin as mentioned already. The test used is the same one you can buy and test yourself,with exception to the creatine level.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: FLACUBES]
    #19407741 - 01/12/14 10:33 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Btw, of the 5 drugs mandatory tested (government standard) I can't believe PCP is still among them!?!? Who the FUCK still does that shit? Lol


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: FLACUBES]
    #19407864 - 01/12/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

THC is stored in the fat in your body, exercising will actually release more of the THC into your system to be flushed.

Don't smoke weed when you have a drugs test looming would be the moral of this story.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: FLACUBES]
    #19407866 - 01/12/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

16 days should be enough unless your totally obese, if you are, do something on a daily basis to keep your metabolism up.

If it's been under 7 days your pretty much fucked, 7-14 you should dilute and pray, 14+, your golden and have nothing to worry about.

Source: I've taken more piss tests than I can count.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Deemstar]
    #19407940 - 01/12/14 11:25 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

OP you said you're going to court and you're worried about a test? Dude the judge isn't gonna be like here pee in this cup... if you're on probation then yeah but not court. I know cause I've been to court probably 20 damn times.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Aopocetx]
    #19408001 - 01/12/14 11:50 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

You can risk the SIG worked for me before


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19408066 - 01/12/14 12:04 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

i passed im less than 24 hours, albeit was a at home drug test and I was diluted but you should be fine, I would exercise  and drink lots of water. Definitely don't smoke though.  :nono:


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #19478769 - 01/26/14 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 days ago)

So I guess im the dumb one who procrastinates and waits till the day before my hearing to get the cheapest detox on the shelf, I pissed neon mt dew colored piss and they said that they knew I had taken somthing to mask some drug, sent it to the lab for testing. Turns out I failed and the judge tried to put me in county for 2 months for "defrauding the systme" and also violation my PR bond, my lawyer brought it down to 10 days. I serverd my time under "3 for 1" and spent the weekend in county. I might have no job now.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: MrBlueSky]
    #19478918 - 01/26/14 09:04 PM (10 years, 4 days ago)

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So I guess im the dumb one who procrastinates and waits till the day before my hearing to get the cheapest detox on the shelf, I pissed neon mt dew colored piss and they said that they knew I had taken somthing to mask some drug, sent it to the lab for testing. Turns out I failed and the judge tried to put me in county for 2 months for "defrauding the systme" and also violation my PR bond, my lawyer brought it down to 10 days. I serverd my time under "3 for 1" and spent the weekend in county. I might have no job now.




Oh wow you spent a week in jail. I've done a year total on a few different charges and I'm on 4 year probation.


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Re: 11 Days Till Drug Test.. Help! [Re: FLACUBES]
    #19478947 - 01/26/14 09:09 PM (10 years, 4 days ago)

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Btw, of the 5 drugs mandatory tested (government standard) I can't believe PCP is still among them!?!? Who the FUCK still does that shit? Lol



I met a guy in jail who was in for 4oz of water. Wack


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    #19478951 - 01/26/14 09:10 PM (10 years, 4 days ago)

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So I guess im the dumb one who procrastinates and waits till the day before my hearing to get the cheapest detox on the shelf, I pissed neon mt dew colored piss and they said that they knew I had taken somthing to mask some drug, sent it to the lab for testing. Turns out I failed and the judge tried to put me in county for 2 months for "defrauding the systme" and also violation my PR bond, my lawyer brought it down to 10 days. I serverd my time under "3 for 1" and spent the weekend in county. I might have no job now.




Oh wow you spent a week in jail. I've done a year total on a few different charges and I'm on 4 year probation.




Screw the law man


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