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I have a serious case of blue balls
#19406072 - 01/11/14 10:21 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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So, I have major blue balls. What do I do???? I don't want to jack it. I don't want to have sex with this girl yet, either. How can I get the pain of blue balls to go away another way?

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I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
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I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406094 - 01/11/14 10:27 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
lol. Craigslist ad. Good luck! I wouldn't trust any girl I meet on there to be STD-free, just sayin'.
And if you aren't seeing a girl at the moment then why don't you just rub one out?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick] 1
#19406097 - 01/11/14 10:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Just jack it whats the issue
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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rbalzer said: I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
lol. Craigslist ad. Good luck! I wouldn't trust any girl I meet on there to be STD-free, just sayin'.
And if you aren't seeing a girl at the moment then why don't you just rub one out?
why do i need to be single to masturbate?
I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#19406102 - 01/11/14 10:30 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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there is a difference between OP's blue balls and rblazer's longing for sex.
OP, you need to jack it.
everyone who doesn't know: blue balls is a real goddamn thing. and it fucking HURTS
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406108 - 01/11/14 10:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: why do i need to be single to masturbate?
Good point. My blue balls is making me go crazy.
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rbalzer said: I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I feel you. If you don't go to the gym or run then I think it would help you get rid of that lonely feeling to do so.
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rbalzer said: I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
I feel you. I'm the same way. I met this girl yesterday and tonight was our first date. It went perfect! We cuddled up and watched a movie after I took her out to dinner.
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rbalzer said: why do i need to be single to masturbate?
Good point. My blue balls is making me go crazy.
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rbalzer said: I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I feel you. If you don't go to the gym or run then I think it would help you get rid of that lonely feeling to do so.
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rbalzer said: I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
I feel you. I'm the same way. I met this girl yesterday and tonight was our first date. It went perfect! We cuddled up and watched a movie after I took her out to dinner.

yeah i bet that felt amazing! good job
I have a "crush" on a girl for the first time in a longgg time, but she lives like 3 hours away. Just moved away right before I finally got the courage to speak to her
but anywayyys. enough about me.
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Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
Glad your date went perfect! That sounds nice. Miss those first few months with my girl. Still love her more than anything, but everything is so much more exciting at the beginning.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406125 - 01/11/14 10:38 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: yeah i bet that felt amazing! good job
I have a "crush" on a girl for the first time in a longgg time, but she lives like 3 hours away. Just moved away right before I finally got the courage to speak to her
but anywayyys. enough about me.
It was amazing. And damn 3 hours is a good amount of distance. I've gotten a lot better at learning how to approach a girl for the first time. I used to get nervous and overthink it and end up psyching myself out; now I just go for it like I'm going for a dunk like LeBron James.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19406127 - 01/11/14 10:38 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
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memes said:
everyone who doesn't know: blue balls is a real goddamn thing. and it fucking HURTS

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RavageTheEarth said: Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
Glad your date went perfect! That sounds nice. Miss those first few months with my girl. Still love her more than anything, but everything is so much more exciting at the beginning.
I'm going to smoke some weed, maybe it'll make me feel better. I'm going to try to fight this blue balls off. :/
And I haven't really ever seriously dated a girl in my whole life, so today was nice. And I bet the beginning is more exciting; I'm definitely trying to make the most of it.
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
Uhhh...2 months officially, 4 total.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19406200 - 01/11/14 10:56 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Ahh, nice nice. I wish you good fortune on your adventure, sir! When the fruit is ripe you'll know.
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So, it's the next day meow and I never rubbed one out last night! I FOUGHT OFF THE BLUE BALLS!!! WHAT MEOW TESTIS!!!!
I'm in control of my balls and my balls know it.

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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: memes]
#19407927 - 01/12/14 11:20 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19407977 - 01/12/14 11:42 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Just snap one off, whats the bug deal?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19407986 - 01/12/14 11:44 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
Uhhh...2 months officially, 4 total.
If you couldn't manipulate a chick in 2 months of dating to fuck you, you are not trying hard enough. That's a lot invested for nothing gained.
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RavageTheEarth said: Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
This. My friend actually recently had to go to the ER cuz he didn't take care of his blue balls and one of them almost exploded. It expanded to 3x its normal size. The Dr literally told him he needs to jack it more often.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: TopPmz]
#19408036 - 01/12/14 11:58 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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4 months?!
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19408044 - 01/12/14 12:00 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Just snap one off, whats the bug deal?
Your right, its easy as that.
The problem is, sometimes I'll be with a girl and we'll be hooking up and shit, we'll have some fun, she'll let me feel her up, might finger her, but then it ends there. If she just left after that, I could just snap one off, but sometimes she might stick around and thats when the pain sets in.
Guess I might just go to the bathroom next time and jerk it real quick
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19408107 - 01/12/14 12:16 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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That's what you gotta do. Tell her you gotta shit.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: TopPmz]
#19408136 - 01/12/14 12:24 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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the only way is to rub one off
I only get blueballs when the foreplay doent turn into sex, it literally fucking hurts.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: memes]
#19408268 - 01/12/14 12:59 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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memes said:
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
I did not realize this was a thing??
If my balls are ever literally in pain, I will not hesitate to jack it. What is wrong with you people? Does it get so painful that you are unable to touch it or what??
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19408407 - 01/12/14 01:39 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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rbalzer said:
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memes said:
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
I did not realize this was a thing??
If my balls are ever literally in pain, I will not hesitate to jack it. What is wrong with you people? Does it get so painful that you are unable to touch it or what??
It sorta depends on how long I go between jerking it and how horny I end up getting with the girl I'm with.
But yes, I've had it so bad it literally feels like someone just kicked me in the nuts. I actually almost thought it was testicular torsion one time but it went away in about an hour and a half so I figured I was alright.
I thought it was just me for a while but then I met a couple of other people that experience the same thing. Its unfortunate but I suppose I could have much worse problems
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Just jack it damn you 
Sex with blueballs is torture anyway.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Asante]
#19410526 - 01/12/14 10:57 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Soooo I chilled with the girl tonight again. Things got really hot.
I have worse blue balls than I did last night.

I think I might finally do the do.
But I kind of don't want to because it's going to hurt hahaha
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concentrate. be sure to move as little as possible
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Go rub up against a lamp post you horny dog 
Girls deserve better than being used as an emergency cum dump for a guy with congested testicles.
Just like a girl solves a period with a tampon you should find a way to take care of your own blueballs.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Just like a girl solves a period with a tampon
Or with a "Seth" aka Jonah Hill
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: rulesq]
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This blue ball stuff is no joke, a horrible thing it is.
I don't know why I experienced it today out of all days of my existence, the knotting tension was so unbearable it drove me mad.
Reading up on it tells me it's due to excessive stimulation without ejaculation.
I still have some residual hurt left over, its going on 3+ hours.
Send good vibes.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Atreyu]
#21799390 - 06/12/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Blue balls is what I'd imagine a hard cramping period to be like. Jack it off, dude.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#21799407 - 06/12/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
poophole loophole bro
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#21799421 - 06/12/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
What the fuck how old is she?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
What the fuck how old is she?
12 and a half... almost legal in mexico
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21799563 - 06/12/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You need to rub one out before your dates anyways. You will be a much better person to hang with if you aren't fixated on your balls the whole time. Plus, when you do get laid, you will last more than three seconds. You're welcome.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: stratocast]
#21799653 - 06/12/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What does blue balls feel like?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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Bitter Cactus said: What does blue balls feel like?
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Bitter Cactus said: What does blue balls
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#21799705 - 06/12/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: So, I have major blue balls. What do I do???? I don't want to jack it. I don't want to have sex with this girl yet, either. How can I get the pain of blue balls to go away another way?

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rbalzer said: I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
no, rblazer. you're thirsty.
OP has blue balls.
the latter is a physically painful sensation. a literal, painful, miserable experience. i had a girl give them to me once in HS and once in college. my god, i wish taht on no one. gotta rub one out. just gotta get that nut
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: memes]
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You need to just jack off and RELEASE it. God gave you hands for a reason, to jack yourself off when you get too horny to handle it. A man needs to bust a few times a week or he will EXPLODE. After you jack off you will be horny again in a day or two. Jacking off and cumming helps you to stay focused and it is mentally healthy.
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Do this,
Fast forward to three minutes
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psychonautica]
#21800574 - 06/13/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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... remember ladies... you're actually losing weight while you suck his dick.. 
She makes some very frightening sounds while swallowing that fake cock...
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Detached]
#21800604 - 06/13/15 03:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: ... remember ladies... you're actually losing weight while you suck his dick.. 
She makes some very frightening sounds while swallowing that fake cock...
That's the best part, you could use those sounds as effects in a horror game.
If a bitch made those noises on my dick I'll either laughjaculate, or laugh my boner away
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Detached]
#21800635 - 06/13/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You got your own spot? You know how to semi cook?
Just ask a girl hey I got a real comfy bed and I'll cook for you. We can watch a movie (which the 3 girls I've already had slide through in a week I've had my new place) we never even started the movie. 
I've just started being incredibly up front. The last girl I fucked we started kissing and I didn't even take her clothes off. Oh is that how it is. Ya Know Why your here. Let's not play games.
So easy loving it.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800642 - 06/13/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Take your clothes off. Oh your a demanding boy I like that. They know why they're sliding through. Trust me they want it just as much. Sex is fun.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800721 - 06/13/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Op slam your nutsack in the bathroom door then you'll have black and blue balls and maybe a bit of red if you do it hard enough.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21800731 - 06/13/15 04:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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For OP since you don't want to fap. Prostate Orgasms!
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1. Prep For It
Anytime butt play is involved, it’s important to take the right precautions. Things have a tendency of getting messy when this region of the body is involved, but an easy routine can help sexual participants avoid embarrassing incidents. For the man looking to achieve a prostate-assisted orgasm, douching is probably a good idea. The process flushes your body of all junk so you don’t have to worry about it coming out during sex. It wouldn’t hurt to follow up with a shower.
The penetrator should also take some polite measures to maximize his or her partner’s experience. The skin around the anus is sensitive, and can tear easily, so trim nails, and clean hands are a must. Couples may want to arm themselves with paper towels, and rubber gloves (for those who aren’t fluid-bonded with their partners).
2. Lube Up, Warm Up
Unlike a vagina, the anus isn’t designed for penetration. So lots of lube is welcome, and should be continuously applied throughout your rendezvous. For those who aren’t accustomed to being penetrated, a little warmup can go a long way. Prepare your partner for penetration by grazing the butt cheeks, stroking the shaft and massaging the anus (which is loaded with as many nerve endings as your erogenous zones). Other notoriously sensual areas are the nipples and the ears, but everyone is different. The best way to figure out where your partner wants to be caressed is by asking.
3. Diamonds are a Guy’s Best Friend: Finding Your Target
Finding the prostate may be a bit of a puzzle for those who haven’t done it before. But it’s not so hard. Because the prostate swells when aroused, it’s best to start the process when already aroused. The prostate can be located externally via the perineum (the diamond-shaped area between the scrotum and the anus). It’s possible for your partner to reach orgasm simply by applying pressure to the area and administering a generous massage. But for those who prefer a more direct approach, penetration is the way to go. The prostate is located about two inches below the rectum toward the scrotum. After inserting a finger (or two if you’re feeling comfortable) you should feel a chestnut-sized ball. Moving the finger(s) in a “come hither” motion toward his navel can stimulate the prostate to the point of orgasm.
4. Use Your Muscles
We’ve all heard of Kegels, but what most people don’t realize is that both sexes can benefit from this kind of exercise. The Pubococcygeus (PC) muscles not only help men maintain control over urination and blood flow to the penis, but can help them during orgasm as well. Much like the female G-spot orgasm, prostate-assisted orgasms are achieved and maintained through a series of muscle contractions, so strengthening this area is key. There are a bunch of different ways you can help do this, but one of the most effective seems to be clenching your butt cheeks and anus (we all know how to hold in a fart, right?). The more control you have over these muscles the longer your orgasm can last.
5. Don’t Forget About The Toys!
Sure, it’s great to have a partner who can lend a hand (literally). But there’s a whole market for people who go at it solo. The Aneros Progasm Prostate Massager seems to be leading the way when it comes to prostate-assisted orgasms. The Aneros is a relatively small (3.5 inches), wavy-shaped device that users can easily insert into the anus. It comes equipped with a finger loop for easy removal and a “p-tab” that nestles up against the perineum for extra pleasure. By clenching their butt cheeks, users pivot the device forward, allowing for contact with the prostate. When the muscles relax, the device reverts back to its stationary position. This stroking motion is what stimulates the “p-spot” and allows for hands-free, toe-curling orgasms. And you don’t have to sto
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psychonautica]
#21800765 - 06/13/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So if I jam my fist up your ass and use your dick as a pastry bag to write Happy Birthday on a cake then Ive done my part?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21800782 - 06/13/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not the one who doesn't want to jack off, you'd have to ask OP
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803466 - 06/13/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do your balls get swollen or turn blue when you get blue balls? Does blue balls physically/ emotionally hurt?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21803483 - 06/13/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mine have never turned blue but that shit hurts like an ice pick in your knee cap. It makes you act different too. I almost tried to seal the deal with some random milf in the grocery store because she looked at me and then didnt look away. She wanted THIS DICK!!
..but I punked out.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21803488 - 06/13/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you seriously not gotten so sexually excited that your balls started to hurt? Either you get laid swiftly or you aren't as passionate as you should be.
It takes about two to four hours of strong erotic excitement for me to get blueballs.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803489 - 06/13/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do your balls ever just explode once they get to a certain point?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21803496 - 06/13/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Naa you'll usually catch a wet dream before that happens, but it really does feel like someone punched you in the sack and you get stomach aches etc.. bad news.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803506 - 06/13/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It makes my kidneys hurt too. Like basically all the feelings you get from being kicked in the nuts, only they don't go away.
Also if you've ever had to urinate so bad, your lower back and kidneys and shit start to hurt that's what it feels like.
Like someone putting your balls in a vice and tightening the vice more and more, slowly.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803510 - 06/13/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What is preventing you from just fapping and blowing your load?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21803513 - 06/13/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: What is preventing you from just fapping and blowing your load?
Thats what I do.
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#21803517 - 06/13/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jesus.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21803532 - 06/13/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Will. I swing my nutts, my nutts don't swing me, if you know what I'm saying..
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803534 - 06/13/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You have small nuts?
Idk you lost me.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803539 - 06/13/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not right now I dont.. try and reread it's not that cryptic.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803598 - 06/13/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get blue balls when im binge fucking with a friend
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: SunnyD]
#21803605 - 06/13/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have no friends to binge fuck with. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Amanita86]
#21803615 - 06/13/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have none atm either
dont sweat it!
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: SunnyD]
#21803685 - 06/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what everyone is describing brings on dejavu for me. Can't ever remember getting blueballs though maybe I did and didn't realize why
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