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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19407986 - 01/12/14 11:44 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
Uhhh...2 months officially, 4 total.
If you couldn't manipulate a chick in 2 months of dating to fuck you, you are not trying hard enough. That's a lot invested for nothing gained.
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TopPmz
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RavageTheEarth said: Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
This. My friend actually recently had to go to the ER cuz he didn't take care of his blue balls and one of them almost exploded. It expanded to 3x its normal size. The Dr literally told him he needs to jack it more often.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: TopPmz]
#19408036 - 01/12/14 11:58 AM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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4 months?!
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memes
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19408044 - 01/12/14 12:00 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
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OliverJames
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Just snap one off, whats the bug deal?
Your right, its easy as that.
The problem is, sometimes I'll be with a girl and we'll be hooking up and shit, we'll have some fun, she'll let me feel her up, might finger her, but then it ends there. If she just left after that, I could just snap one off, but sometimes she might stick around and thats when the pain sets in.
Guess I might just go to the bathroom next time and jerk it real quick
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TopPmz
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19408107 - 01/12/14 12:16 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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That's what you gotta do. Tell her you gotta shit.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: TopPmz]
#19408136 - 01/12/14 12:24 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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the only way is to rub one off
I only get blueballs when the foreplay doent turn into sex, it literally fucking hurts.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: memes]
#19408268 - 01/12/14 12:59 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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memes said:
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
I did not realize this was a thing??
If my balls are ever literally in pain, I will not hesitate to jack it. What is wrong with you people? Does it get so painful that you are unable to touch it or what??
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19408407 - 01/12/14 01:39 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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rbalzer said:
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memes said:
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OliverJames said: happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
yep.
this.
I did not realize this was a thing??
If my balls are ever literally in pain, I will not hesitate to jack it. What is wrong with you people? Does it get so painful that you are unable to touch it or what??
It sorta depends on how long I go between jerking it and how horny I end up getting with the girl I'm with.
But yes, I've had it so bad it literally feels like someone just kicked me in the nuts. I actually almost thought it was testicular torsion one time but it went away in about an hour and a half so I figured I was alright.
I thought it was just me for a while but then I met a couple of other people that experience the same thing. Its unfortunate but I suppose I could have much worse problems
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Asante
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Just jack it damn you 
Sex with blueballs is torture anyway.
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Asante]
#19410526 - 01/12/14 10:57 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Soooo I chilled with the girl tonight again. Things got really hot.
I have worse blue balls than I did last night.

I think I might finally do the do.
But I kind of don't want to because it's going to hurt hahaha
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concentrate. be sure to move as little as possible
good luck
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Asante
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Go rub up against a lamp post you horny dog 
Girls deserve better than being used as an emergency cum dump for a guy with congested testicles.
Just like a girl solves a period with a tampon you should find a way to take care of your own blueballs.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Asante]
#19411235 - 01/13/14 04:45 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Just like a girl solves a period with a tampon
Or with a "Seth" aka Jonah Hill
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: rulesq]
#21799340 - 06/12/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This blue ball stuff is no joke, a horrible thing it is.
I don't know why I experienced it today out of all days of my existence, the knotting tension was so unbearable it drove me mad.
Reading up on it tells me it's due to excessive stimulation without ejaculation.
I still have some residual hurt left over, its going on 3+ hours.
Send good vibes.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Atreyu]
#21799390 - 06/12/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Blue balls is what I'd imagine a hard cramping period to be like. Jack it off, dude.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#21799407 - 06/12/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
poophole loophole bro
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#21799421 - 06/12/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
What the fuck how old is she?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#21799429 - 06/12/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
What the fuck how old is she?
12 and a half... almost legal in mexico
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21799563 - 06/12/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You need to rub one out before your dates anyways. You will be a much better person to hang with if you aren't fixated on your balls the whole time. Plus, when you do get laid, you will last more than three seconds. You're welcome.
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