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lifeiswhatyoumake
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I have a serious case of blue balls
#19406072 - 01/11/14 10:21 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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So, I have major blue balls. What do I do???? I don't want to jack it. I don't want to have sex with this girl yet, either. How can I get the pain of blue balls to go away another way?

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Psilosopherr
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I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
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I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406094 - 01/11/14 10:27 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
lol. Craigslist ad. Good luck! I wouldn't trust any girl I meet on there to be STD-free, just sayin'.
And if you aren't seeing a girl at the moment then why don't you just rub one out?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick] 1
#19406097 - 01/11/14 10:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Just jack it whats the issue
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Psilosopherr
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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rbalzer said: I'm having the same fucking problem.
All I want to do is ask my ex if she wants to have sex. But I also don't want to be rude to her.
I'm so desperate I made a craigslist ad. I know your pain
lol. Craigslist ad. Good luck! I wouldn't trust any girl I meet on there to be STD-free, just sayin'.
And if you aren't seeing a girl at the moment then why don't you just rub one out?
why do i need to be single to masturbate?
I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#19406102 - 01/11/14 10:30 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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there is a difference between OP's blue balls and rblazer's longing for sex.
OP, you need to jack it.
everyone who doesn't know: blue balls is a real goddamn thing. and it fucking HURTS
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406108 - 01/11/14 10:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: why do i need to be single to masturbate?
Good point. My blue balls is making me go crazy.
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rbalzer said: I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I feel you. If you don't go to the gym or run then I think it would help you get rid of that lonely feeling to do so.
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rbalzer said: I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
I feel you. I'm the same way. I met this girl yesterday and tonight was our first date. It went perfect! We cuddled up and watched a movie after I took her out to dinner.
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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rbalzer said: why do i need to be single to masturbate?
Good point. My blue balls is making me go crazy.
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rbalzer said: I just don't feel like jerkin it. Its honestly more about the soul crushing loneliness. The feeling that nobody cares about me.
I feel you. If you don't go to the gym or run then I think it would help you get rid of that lonely feeling to do so.
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rbalzer said: I'd much rather have a nice girl to cuddle with right now than just sexx
I feel you. I'm the same way. I met this girl yesterday and tonight was our first date. It went perfect! We cuddled up and watched a movie after I took her out to dinner.

yeah i bet that felt amazing! good job
I have a "crush" on a girl for the first time in a longgg time, but she lives like 3 hours away. Just moved away right before I finally got the courage to speak to her
but anywayyys. enough about me.
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Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
Glad your date went perfect! That sounds nice. Miss those first few months with my girl. Still love her more than anything, but everything is so much more exciting at the beginning.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: Psilosopherr]
#19406125 - 01/11/14 10:38 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rbalzer said: yeah i bet that felt amazing! good job
I have a "crush" on a girl for the first time in a longgg time, but she lives like 3 hours away. Just moved away right before I finally got the courage to speak to her
but anywayyys. enough about me.
It was amazing. And damn 3 hours is a good amount of distance. I've gotten a lot better at learning how to approach a girl for the first time. I used to get nervous and overthink it and end up psyching myself out; now I just go for it like I'm going for a dunk like LeBron James.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19406127 - 01/11/14 10:38 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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memes said:
everyone who doesn't know: blue balls is a real goddamn thing. and it fucking HURTS

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RavageTheEarth said: Jack it man!!! Who cares if you want to or not. You're body is TELLING YOU!!
Glad your date went perfect! That sounds nice. Miss those first few months with my girl. Still love her more than anything, but everything is so much more exciting at the beginning.
I'm going to smoke some weed, maybe it'll make me feel better. I'm going to try to fight this blue balls off. :/
And I haven't really ever seriously dated a girl in my whole life, so today was nice. And I bet the beginning is more exciting; I'm definitely trying to make the most of it.
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Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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King Klick said: I'm in the same boat bro. I love my girl and don't wanna pressure her into shit. (she's a virgin) But goddamn I wanna get in thattttt!
How long have you two been dating?
Uhhh...2 months officially, 4 total.
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: King Klick]
#19406200 - 01/11/14 10:56 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Ahh, nice nice. I wish you good fortune on your adventure, sir! When the fruit is ripe you'll know.
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So, it's the next day meow and I never rubbed one out last night! I FOUGHT OFF THE BLUE BALLS!!! WHAT MEOW TESTIS!!!!
I'm in control of my balls and my balls know it.

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but you relieved them thsi morning, yes?
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: memes]
#19407927 - 01/12/14 11:20 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (01/12/14 11:20 AM)
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happy to know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Most people use the term "blue balls" to describe not being able to satiate their desire for sex. I actually get legitimate blue balls, as in if I have a boner for a long enough time and don't end up blowing a load, I have pretty severe pain for about an hour...Its the worst man, especially since I know some girls aren't just down to fuck right off the bat
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Re: I have a serious case of blue balls [Re: OliverJames]
#19407977 - 01/12/14 11:42 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Just snap one off, whats the bug deal?
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