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The Doobie Dude


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I just came in my GF
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So my girl is allergic to condoms, she had her period 3weeks ago it should be here in 5ish days. I full blown came inside of her in a very primal urge after great sex.
What should I do? Is she past ovulation and won't get pregnant? Is plan B in order? Advice please!!
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day after pill....sheep skin condoms.....
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: jboredone]
#19406059 - 01/11/14 10:13 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Defenitely morning after pill.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: GoldenEye] 2
#19406106 - 01/11/14 10:31 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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always better safe than sorry. $50 now or $500 later
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: memes]
#19406121 - 01/11/14 10:37 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Haha yeah...
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The Doobie Dude said: So my girl is allergic to condoms, she had her period 3weeks ago it should be here in 5ish days. I full blown came inside of her in a very primal urge after great sex.
What should I do? Is she past ovulation and won't get pregnant? Is plan B in order? Advice please!!
wait it out
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Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
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magickspore said: Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
I think there is a great contrast between what you meant to say here and what you actually said..
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morning after pill, unless you want to see this in the upcoming months
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is this really a question? Plan fucking B!!!
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Dude I came inside my ex like a million times, twas excellent 
She was on the pill though
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Good luck OP
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: 1620]
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magickspore said: Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
I think there is a great contrast between what you meant to say here and what you actually said..
maybe it seems right to me... But it also took me like 15 min to write that cus I keep noddin off...
I meant if you're stupid enough or man enough (however you see it) to fuck a woman without some sort of protection (condoms, bc, etc.) or a plan b(the pill or abort). Then stfu and except what's probably gonna happen.
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magickspore said: Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
I think there is a great contrast between what you meant to say here and what you actually said..
maybe it seems right to me... But it also took me like 15 min to write that cus I keep noddin off...
I meant if you're stupid enough or man enough (however you see it) to fuck a woman without some sort of protection (condoms, bc, etc.) or a plan b(the pill or abort). Then stfu and except what's probably gonna happen.
You sound like a real life jerk... she is allergic to latex(looked up sheep skin thanks) and I was a little drunk. She doesn't wanna take Plan B but we did her menstrual calendar she was ovulating 11 days ago so fingers crossed
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magickspore said: Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
I think there is a great contrast between what you meant to say here and what you actually said..
maybe it seems right to me... But it also took me like 15 min to write that cus I keep noddin off...
I meant if you're stupid enough or man enough (however you see it) to fuck a woman without some sort of protection (condoms, bc, etc.) or a plan b(the pill or abort). Then stfu and except what's probably gonna happen.
You sound like a real life jerk... she is allergic to latex(looked up sheep skin thanks) and I was a little drunk. She doesn't wanna take Plan B but we did her menstrual calendar she was ovulating 11 days ago so fingers crossed
I'm the jerk! I'm not the one panicking because he blew his load in a girl! Grow the fuck up. Like I said you are both consenting adults (I hope). If you guys were serious about having sex then you should've already been prepared.
There are many ways to avoid pregnancy without the use of latex. That is one of the lamest excuses I've heard yet. Wait... I stand corrected "I was drunk" is but I've heard that a hundred times.
Being drunk is no excuse. Well its the dead beat dads' excuse. "I was drunk it doesn't count, that kids not mine" Please be [a] responsible adult(s). I do not support plan b or abortions. I think both are wrong and everybody should have to live with the consequences of their mistakes. Do the crime, you do the time. 18 to life. Your sentencing will be carried out in 9 months. GL!
In all seriousness OP I wish you guys the best of luck no matter what happens. Remember everything happens for a reason. Good vibes your way dude
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I'm prepared for whatever it is my fault I'm just asking for advice not scolding damn can some people be judgmental. Seriously where in any of my posts did isay I wasent prepared just want advice. But thanks I guess she is 10 days past ovulation I'm pretty sure we are safe I hope
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6 words: turkey baster, vacuum cleaner, duct tape
I'm sure you can figure out the rest good luck OP
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magickspore said: Man up and except the consequences of your actions.
I think there is a great contrast between what you meant to say here and what you actually said..
maybe it seems right to me...
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The Doobie Dude said: I'm prepared for whatever it is my fault I'm just asking for advice not scolding damn can some people be judgmental. Seriously where in any of my posts did isay I wasent prepared just want advice. But thanks I guess she is 10 days past ovulation I'm pretty sure we are safe I hope
LOL ovulation calender, this isn't the 1970's, we know better. You're wasting precious time because the longer the wait, the more ineffective it becomes. Crush it up and put it in something. Sounds like you and your girl should be sterilized, like 60% of the worlds population due to reduced intellect, disease, retardation, and poverty. Not saying you or her have all those but they should sterilize themselves because of them
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LOL ovulation calender, this isn't the 1970's, we know better. You're wasting precious time because the longer the wait, the more ineffective it becomes. Crush it up and put it in something. Sounds like you and your girl should be sterilized, like 60% of the worlds population due to reduced intellect, disease, retardation, and poverty. Not saying you or her have all those but they should sterilize themselves because of them
Sterilization due to poverty huh? Since when has that caused someone not to have advanced intellect and less disease? The way I see it, it's mostly people like you who throw petty opportunities to us poor folk. Liquor stores in ghettos... Shit schools in poor neighborhoods... Meanwhile rich kids have their iPads waiting for them in high school. This was irrelevant to the thread but I see a lot of classism, especially, ironically, in a website prone to openness.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Atrium] 4
#19407717 - 01/12/14 10:27 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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If she doesn't want to use plan B, she's definitely not going to want to get an abortion. I cannot figure out why the hell you/she are refusing a perfectly safe solution to your problem, and would rather just cross your fingers and hope that she isn't pregnant. Yea, having an unplanned child is totally not a life-changing decision, No big deal
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unknown1123
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Atrium]
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The Doobie Dude said: I'm prepared for whatever it is my fault I'm just asking for advice not scolding damn can some people be judgmental. Seriously where in any of my posts did isay I wasent prepared just want advice. But thanks I guess she is 10 days past ovulation I'm pretty sure we are safe I hope
LOL ovulation calender, this isn't the 1970's, we know better. You're wasting precious time because the longer the wait, the more ineffective it becomes. Crush it up and put it in something. Sounds like you and your girl should be sterilized, like 60% of the worlds population due to reduced intellect, disease, retardation, and poverty. Not saying you or her have all those but they should sterilize themselves because of them
Sterilization due to poverty huh? Since when has that caused someone not to have advanced intellect and less disease? The way I see it, it's mostly people like you who throw petty opportunities to us poor folk. Liquor stores in ghettos... Shit schools in poor neighborhoods... Meanwhile rich kids have their iPads waiting for them in high school. This was irrelevant to the thread but I see a lot of classism, especially, ironically, in a website prone to openness.
Do some research, kid. Poverty breads disease, low achievers, etc...
Anytime I turn on the news, it seems like one color of people can't have more than 5 people at a party or someone is going to pull out a gun and get shot. Just the other day there was a story about a college alumni reunion with 50 people attending, lo and behold, someone got mad and had to kill some people.
Call it what you want but you can't ignore the facts in the data
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What color of people is that? Them teals gettin ya mad again? You might want to reconsider your support for the sterilization of dumb people, considering how you sound and all.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: jboredone]
#19408831 - 01/12/14 03:29 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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jboredone said: day after pill....sheep skin condoms.....
Interesting piece of history. In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Synthe]
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jboredone said: day after pill....sheep skin condoms.....
Interesting piece of history. In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Patlal]
#19409979 - 01/12/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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The Doobie Dude said: I'm prepared for whatever it is my fault I'm just asking for advice not scolding damn can some people be judgmental. Seriously where in any of my posts did isay I wasent prepared just want advice. But thanks I guess she is 10 days past ovulation I'm pretty sure we are safe I hope
LOL ovulation calender, this isn't the 1970's, we know better. You're wasting precious time because the longer the wait, the more ineffective it becomes. Crush it up and put it in something. Sounds like you and your girl should be sterilized, like 60% of the worlds population due to reduced intellect, disease, retardation, and poverty. Not saying you or her have all those but they should sterilize themselves because of them
Honestly, not to be a dick. But I would probably want to drug her too. At least try convincing her. Good luck op.
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The Doobie Dude said: I'm prepared for whatever it is my fault I'm just asking for advice not scolding damn can some people be judgmental. Seriously where in any of my posts did isay I wasent prepared just want advice. But thanks I guess she is 10 days past ovulation I'm pretty sure we are safe I hope
LOL ovulation calender, this isn't the 1970's, we know better. You're wasting precious time because the longer the wait, the more ineffective it becomes. Crush it up and put it in something. Sounds like you and your girl should be sterilized, like 60% of the worlds population due to reduced intellect, disease, retardation, and poverty. Not saying you or her have all those but they should sterilize themselves because of them
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LOL so much hate on this thread. I would expect more from a psychedelics forum.
OP, convince your girl to take the damn pill. If she refuses, she either wants your babies, or she is very immature and does not grasp what is at stake here (like her entire life changing forever). She should also go on the pill if unprotected sex is a regular thing.
Chances are, everything will be fine, but there is also a decent chance they won't be. Don't gamble with your life like this due to sexual urges.
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now go get the plan B pill
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OP if she refuses the pill and abortion, you're in no way responsible for a child should it be born. Legally speaking.
The balls in her field, she can get rid of it or keep it against your will - which makes it solely her problem.
Do what you want though I wouldn't raise someone else's kid.
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Repertoire89 said: OP if she refuses the pill and abortion, you're in no way responsible for a child should it be born. Legally speaking.
The balls in her field, she can get rid of it or keep it against your will - which makes it solely her problem.
Do what you want though I wouldn't raise someone else's kid.
No, he wouldn't be legally of the hook.
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Repertoire89 said: OP if she refuses the pill and abortion, you're in no way responsible for a child should it be born. Legally speaking.
The balls in her field, she can get rid of it or keep it against your will - which makes it solely her problem.
Do what you want though I wouldn't raise someone else's kid.
No, he wouldn't be legally of the hook.
He would if he took the time to consult a lawyer.
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She would have to agree to him signing his right away.
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I am going to talk to her about the pill. If she refuses I can't make her, but I will let you all know if she gets her period
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blackwidow187 said: She would have to agree to him signing his right away.
It looks like you're right at least in a few states.
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blackwidow187 said: She would have to agree to him signing his right away.
It looks like you're right at least in a few states.

I didn't even know these particular laws varied from state to state lol
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The Doobie Dude said: She doesn't wanna take Plan B but....
good fucking luck op
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blackwidow187 said: She would have to agree to him signing his right away.
It looks like you're right at least in a few states.

I didn't even know these particular laws varied from state to state lol
They might not, it would be worth looking into though. What a horrible world we live in when you can't abandon unwanted children who should have been aborted
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Op you are gonna have to pay so much child support. Welcome to poverty.
If you could just sign your rights away there would be so many dudes that would.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: trekie]
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If her period is scheduled to arrive in 5 days you should be fine. She should be past ovulation. Don't sweat the assholes, pregnancy is not as simple as the average Joe believes. Me and the girl I live with have been practicing withdrawal/timing methods for 3 years now without any scares.
Is her cycle consistent?
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If you could just sign your rights away there would be so many dudes that would.
As well it should be, chillun aren't some trivial matter to shove down someone's throat when having one is in the US almost always entirely voluntary.
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OP OP SOOO DID SHE EVER GET THE PILL? UOU SHOULD HAVE CRUSHED IT UP IN HER SODA OF SOME THING ALONG THE LINES OF THAT
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OP just cum in your girlfriend again, fuck it man You know it feels good
Live life on the edge, fuck it make ten more babies and let everyone argue about how you're singlehandedly overpopulating the world YOLO MOTHA FUCKAS 
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she preggers or what?
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Rewindicus]
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She got her period
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congrats man!
Just learn your lesson and don't In her again
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Man, that's just stupid. I understand getting horny and banging and being like oh fuck didn't use a condom. but when it's your girlfriend then you should be prepared. Obviously she should be on birth control if condoms can't be used. You need Plan B, maybe buy some in bulk at cosco.
anyways Plan B man I wouldn't even be able to sleep if I didn't get her that shit...
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women can still bleed the first month after getting pregnant. You're not quite out of the woods yet!
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psyconaught said: women can still bleed the first month after getting pregnant. You're not quite out of the woods yet! 
This.
Keep sweating OP.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Syle]
#19446029 - 01/20/14 04:48 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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I dunno what's the fucking deal with birth control pills.
Works like a charm, is not that expensive and you can let the condoms go forever.
Fucking your own girlfriend and not being able to cum inside her must suck ass.
I can't even imagine sex without it.
Recently my significant other forgot to take a pill due to a party and we decided not to do that for like 3 days, instead I came on her belly or tits, what we never do usually.
It was horribly unsatisfying and she went back to horny 30 hours later because she did not get her load where it belongs.
Gotta love cumming in a pussy and after that laying around for fifteen minutes to take it out just before it makes a mess on the bed.
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Crystal G



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Murzelpfrumpft said: I dunno what's the fucking deal with birth control pills.
Works like a charm, is not that expensive and you can let the condoms go forever.
Because you are essentially taking hormones, and it comes with a whole host of risks and side effects?
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19446167 - 01/20/14 05:53 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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When my girlfriend went off the pill, it was a few months until she got knocked up. There was a possible miscarriage though, but still. It's not something you should waste your time worrying about. Besides, this is exactly why there is an age of consent, because you need to be able to accept and be fully aware of the possible consequences, be it pregnancy, or STIs.
That's why I didn't stress when she got knocked up, because whether or not she or I was using contraceptives, it was bound to happen eventually. My cousin was using condoms and the pill with her current man and she got knocked up 3 times in the process.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19446185 - 01/20/14 06:00 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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Well, just see if you get along with it. Might alter your personality, you never know.
Can't witness any side effects on people I know, they don't report any neither.
Risks, elevated chance of embolism and related problems? Pretty unlikely, unless you're not healthy anyways.
The only real issue I see, is that there are no long term studies. There might be more to it than is known up to date.
But that exact problem is ubiquitous in modern human life across all sections of life.
To me, it seems to be worth it. But then again I'm not the one ingesting it.
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There are side effects for basically every single girl I know who take it. For some it's pretty minor, like gaining 3-5 pounds, but pretty much every girl has SOME side effects.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19446683 - 01/20/14 08:55 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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IUD?
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19447436 - 01/20/14 12:38 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: There are side effects for basically every single girl I know who take it. For some it's pretty minor, like gaining 3-5 pounds, but pretty much every girl has SOME side effects.
Name them?
Gaining weight is no side effect. It's an effect that occurs when eating more than needed.
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EdibleStereos said: IUD?
Yeah if you like being poked in the dick by metal every time you go balls deep.
She always bleeds after every orgasm even with out penetration . And even if I dont go balls deep and she doesn't finish still bleeds.
It sorta fucked our sex life to the point im willing to pay for it to come out and get snipped
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pwnasaurus said: There are side effects for basically every single girl I know who take it. For some it's pretty minor, like gaining 3-5 pounds, but pretty much every girl has SOME side effects.
Name them?
Gaining weight is no side effect. It's an effect that occurs when eating more than needed.
Some of the unlisted, but user-reported side effects are total loss of sex drive, chronic yeast infections, weight gain and bloating, and of course the most severe ones are breast cancer and stroke.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19448563 - 01/20/14 04:46 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: There are side effects for basically every single girl I know who take it. For some it's pretty minor, like gaining 3-5 pounds, but pretty much every girl has SOME side effects.
Name them?
Gaining weight is no side effect. It's an effect that occurs when eating more than needed.
Some of the unlisted, but user-reported side effects are total loss of sex drive, chronic yeast infections, weight gain and bloating, and of course the most severe ones are breast cancer and stroke.
@IUD: Reported as horrible from my sister. You can feel them and there should be the same concerns as with the pill, hormonal contraceptziva - all the same.
@CG: You can't really count them first 5 ones because only insane people would continue taking them when noticing that. But I actually had my sister, too, report a total loss of sex drive. Unfortunately the last two possible consequences are really scary. This is what I meant by there are no long term effects known. The young women of today are the first generation who might take those meds half a lifetime.
We'll see. Just like we'll see what cellphones in pockets will do to genitalia and what microwaves do to our food.
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Murzelpfrumpft said: @IUD: Reported as horrible from my sister. You can feel them and there should be the same concerns as with the pill, hormonal contraceptziva - all the same.
Yea, there is no way I'm getting an IUD until after I have my first child. I'm not risking having my uterus rupture and never being able to have kids again.
All doctors say that the products in their industry have no side-effects. Plastic surgeons say it all the time, so do egg donor agencies... you really have to read about people's personal experiences from their own words, to be able to gauge what sort of reactions there are that doctors don't tell you about.
Birth control for me made me totally lose my sex drive, gave me chronic yeast infections (literally it was so bad, I would take the yeast infection medication and it would come back literally the next day), and I also started developing pain during intercourse (a side effect not just reported by me).
Also, the texture of my juices changed a lot. Normally I am pretty fluid like water, and it smells and tastes very good (imo and according to others). But on the BC pills, my texture because thicker and more like sour cream, and it tasted sour all the time, and tasted like shit.
Birth control's severe long-term side-effects are actually known. For starters, estrogen has been linked to increased breast cancer rates. It also causes clogging of the arteries, which causes stroke in the long-run.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19448670 - 01/20/14 05:08 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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Murzelpfrumpft said: @IUD: Reported as horrible from my sister. You can feel them and there should be the same concerns as with the pill, hormonal contraceptziva - all the same.
Yea, there is no way I'm getting an IUD until after I have my first child. I'm not risking having my uterus rupture and never being able to have kids again.
All doctors say that the products in their industry have no side-effects. Plastic surgeons say it all the time, so do egg donor agencies... you really have to read about people's personal experiences from their own words, to be able to gauge what sort of reactions there are that doctors don't tell you about.
Birth control for me made me totally lose my sex drive, gave me chronic yeast infections (literally it was so bad, I would take the yeast infection medication and it would come back literally the next day), and I also started developing pain during intercourse (a side effect not just reported by me).
Also, the texture of my juices changed a lot. Normally I am pretty fluid like water, and it smells and tastes very good (imo and according to others). But on the BC pills, my texture because thicker and more like sour cream, and it tasted sour all the time, and tasted like shit.
Birth control's severe long-term side-effects are actually known. For starters, estrogen has been linked to increased breast cancer rates. It also causes clogging of the arteries, which causes stroke in the long-run.
hormonal BC is scary as fuck. I mean thank god my girl is on it, i can't stand condoms and love cumming inside her. But hopefully the male BC shot will be available in the U.S soon. Hormone free birth control for the win!
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19450346 - 01/20/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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Murzelpfrumpft said: @IUD: Reported as horrible from my sister. You can feel them and there should be the same concerns as with the pill, hormonal contraceptziva - all the same.
Yea, there is no way I'm getting an IUD until after I have my first child. I'm not risking having my uterus rupture and never being able to have kids again.
All doctors say that the products in their industry have no side-effects. Plastic surgeons say it all the time, so do egg donor agencies... you really have to read about people's personal experiences from their own words, to be able to gauge what sort of reactions there are that doctors don't tell you about.
Birth control for me made me totally lose my sex drive, gave me chronic yeast infections (literally it was so bad, I would take the yeast infection medication and it would come back literally the next day), and I also started developing pain during intercourse (a side effect not just reported by me).
Also, the texture of my juices changed a lot. Normally I am pretty fluid like water, and it smells and tastes very good (imo and according to others). But on the BC pills, my texture because thicker and more like sour cream, and it tasted sour all the time, and tasted like shit.
Birth control's severe long-term side-effects are actually known. For starters, estrogen has been linked to increased breast cancer rates. It also causes clogging of the arteries, which causes stroke in the long-run.
I've never met a girl that had tried hormonal BC and had good things to say about it.
As for the OP's gf, she's not pregnant. Chill out dudes.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: TheWiz]
#19450381 - 01/20/14 10:44 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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I've never met a girl that had tried hormonal BC and had good things to say about it.
my girl friend loved it once she got on the right pill. Without it her periods are crazy intense and irregular. Thats actually the reason she started taking it in the first place, before she was even sexually active.
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I've never met a girl that had tried hormonal BC and had good things to say about it.
my girl friend loved it once she got on the right pill. Without it her periods are crazy intense and irregular. Thats actually the reason she started taking it in the first place, before she was even sexually active.
Just what I witnessed.
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I've never met a girl that had tried hormonal BC and had good things to say about it.
my girl friend loved it once she got on the right pill. Without it her periods are crazy intense and irregular. Thats actually the reason she started taking it in the first place, before she was even sexually active.
I can see why they would be beneficial when you are younger, cause young girls when they just start to hit puberty get crazy intense and irregular periods.
I remember when I just got my period at 13, I would literally get periods that hit SO HARD, I would go through a super absorbent tampon or pad (the super thickest kind for your heaviest flow day), in literally 2 hours. Normally they are supposed to last 8 hours on a normal woman's heaviest day. That is insane amount of blood, I must have been literally flushing out a gallon a week at that age.
However, I personally am not all that convinced having a 28 day menstrual cycle is better for you. For example, women who menstruate more often are more likely to develop ovarian cancer and cysts. And menstruation is inherently linked to how much fluid you intake and how much food you eat. This is why Asian women, whose caloric intake is significantly less, menstruate much less frequently, and also have a lower incidence of developing ovarian cancer.
It's good to know, considering how many years total I have gone without a period either because of steroids of drug use, it's nice to know one of things I'll probably NEVER develop is ovarian cancer.
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Re: I just came in my GF [Re: Crystal G]
#19452348 - 01/21/14 11:23 AM (10 years, 9 days ago) |
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she tried stopping later on but would end up getting her period for 2 weeks every two weeks. It was awful.
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The level of doucheness and irrelevance in the comments here blows my mind. Well not really but... WTF happened to this site?
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