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OfflineHalluciNate
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19404067 - 01/11/14 02:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1. Find some alone time.
2. Initiate kissing.
3. Initiate making out.
4. Start grabbing/rubbing. (Play with her underwear.):naughty:
5. Pull her pants down, and then yours.
6. Initiate sex.

:doggystyle:

:bananabang:

:ass2mouth:

Be sure to span out enough time as needed between each step.
Don't rush things. Feel through the situation with her.

Have fun! :super:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: HalluciNate]
    #19404083 - 01/11/14 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19404091 - 01/11/14 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sit next to her and slowly start to touch her.  If shes not in to it she will let you know, if she is she will encourage it.  Alcohol makes it easier, but isn't really needed.  Just grow a pair of balls and put your hand on her leg.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: freeofthought]
    #19404098 - 01/11/14 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

for real doe, fuck all that whispering bullshit. make eye contact that says "i know we're bout to fuck", then start making out.

if she's like most bitches that like to fuck, that'll turn on her instinctive impulses.

when u get her clothes off inspect the g spot for any odor or visible irregularities (like herpes, for instance). if the coast is clear eat that pussy out and she'll want to keep fucking you.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rackem]
    #19404110 - 01/11/14 02:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19404229 - 01/11/14 02:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NotTheDevil said:

This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.




yeah a few drinks is cool. Sober is a wonderful way to have sex too. Better orgasm, better memory of the great time you had.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404253 - 01/11/14 02:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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rulesq said:
Just pull down your pants and see what happens.




Believe it or not this actually works, have some balls and just pull your dick out and let nature work itself out.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Psicodelico]
    #19404290 - 01/11/14 03:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Take out your cock and make the girl grab it while you are making out, after that you are in:likeaboss:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404296 - 01/11/14 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:




Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Eminence]
    #19404313 - 01/11/14 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.



this


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Offlineg00ru
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: thelanzii]
    #19404335 - 01/11/14 03:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

all you really gotta do is just get naked together...


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
    #19404376 - 01/11/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:




Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.



:thataintright:


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 3
    #19404402 - 01/11/14 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Here's what you gotta do OP:



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404427 - 01/11/14 03:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

^lots of all that.

Play with her clit until she is fucking swollen and dripping wet.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19404448 - 01/11/14 03:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Dont do it o.p just get your dick sucked. that way you have the upper hand and you are now at level 2 she will be at negative 1 because you will not give her any play just get it sucked nut on her face.if she swallows then you gotta eat her pussy. once that is over then proceed to initiate fucking sequence  you will last longer and she will think your amazing. and then she will buy you stuff all the time.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19404476 - 01/11/14 03:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.






:loldongs:

This thread is comedy gold. Should be a sticky.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19404514 - 01/11/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Im surprised nobody has referenced this invaluable advice yet:



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19404575 - 01/11/14 04:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19404588 - 01/11/14 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB

DC




Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB




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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
    #19404597 - 01/11/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Soooooo did anyone tell him to DSHSB yet?


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