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goldcaphunter
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If you were to rob a bank
#19404132 - 01/11/14 02:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Hypothetically of course.....how would you go about doing it?
Personally I'd use a mask by myself (no loose ends) with a real gun (shoot a couple rounds in the air so they know its real)
Get away car would be stolen and I would use my own bag. In and out in under 3 minutes and if the time limit was reached I'd be out of there.
Sorry I'm watching 30 minutes or less and I'm just wondering if anyone had any creative ideas
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Dest]
#19404138 - 01/11/14 02:30 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Like bomb squad drones or airplane drones(how would they communicate?)
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Go in, lock the doors, shoot everyone with suppressed guns besides one teller to open the vault, get all the money, shoot the last teller, ride out in under ~5 minutes.
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go in smoothly, pass a note to the teller that says something like "im strapped with a bomb and if I see any sudden movements we all die, Im doing this 4 drugs and I need them, I need so and so amount of money" wear a baseball cap covering most of my face, but not 2 much that it looks suspicious. only problem is those panic buttons, if you feel 1 is being pressed, then book it out of there
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I feel like killing everyone would be most efficient but let's try to do this with the least amount of murder
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Realistically? Just a note. No weapons, that's just asking for a harsher charge. They charge replica/toy guns as real guns for robberies, you know.
But if ya had massive resources and a team of badasses... I think the best way to go in would be under the guise of a law enforcement situation while dressed as cops. This hypothetical crew would need to be more than 2 or 3 people to pull it off though. They'd go in dressed in uniforms and claim to be investigating some sort of threats or criminal situation, say that everybody in the bank is considered suspects and round them up into a room, kill the cell phones with a cell phone jammer (sold online for $100) and take whoever is in charge aside and order the vault open. Even better, decorate a van so it appears to be a police/SWAT/etc van so as not to draw the attention that cops piling out of some shitty car would draw. Maybe keep some caltrops or other improvised tire-poppers in the van to throw out during the getaway to deter any pursuing police forces.
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MisterSandman said: Like this....
Including the part where they get caught?
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Mask yourself, use shoes that are too small for your feet but tie them loose so to fuck with the footprint measurements.
Use make up to make any visible skin look like you're a black man. Put elastic aat the end of your sleeves and pants to prevent hair from falling, bring a silenced gun, a cellphone blocker.
Have a tiny remote control explosive around the telephone wires outside the bank so you can set it off upon entering the bank. You'll also need a somesort of wireless Internet blocker because banks can call the cops via internet. Bring a "closed for renovation" sign with you that you can leave in the front door so you can lock it behind you when you walk in to prevent customers from entering without raising suspicion.
Tell every teller to twist their time delayed safe, bring the entire staff and customer in the vault, close the door. Wait for everything to unlock, take everything you can, leave the dye packs.
Escape on foot for 3 blocks in a residential area to avoid cameras from stores. Do it on the morning of the 1st where the bank is loaded with cash for the welfare and disability people.
Don't go for the ATM safes, don't go for anything in the vault. Take what you can fit in a backpack you have previous filled with heavy books and tested whether you could run for awhile. Don't forget the sign, or make sure that you have left no prints on it (also handle it with gloves)
Once in the residential arear, make sure you spotted a place where you could change and remove the make up where nobody can see you. Of course you have a left a backpack there before the robbery so it would be waiting for you. After you have new clothes and everything, remember to bring everything with you so you can burn it somewhere out of sight.
Don't tell a soul. Only use the money to buy cash items such as food, gas, etc. Also, a couple months prior th robbery, make it a habit to completely empty your bank account and live on cash, that way if the cops look at your account they can't say that the day after the robbery you suddenly stopped buying groceries and gas etc. All they'll see is a big withdrawal and they won't know any better.
There are many flaws to this plan but I guess it's a good step 1
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Robbing a bank is too high risk, low payout. Smuggling drugs to Australia is much more lucrative and low risk.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Patlal]
#19404317 - 01/11/14 03:13 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Patlal said: bring a silenced gun
Have a tiny remote control explosive around the telephone wires outside the bank so you can set it off upon entering the bank.
You'll also need a somesort of wireless Internet blocker because banks can call the cops via internet.
Well okay then James Bond.
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Bring a "closed for renovation" sign with you that you can leave in the front door so you can lock it behind you when you walk in to prevent customers from entering without raising suspicion.
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Escape on foot for 3 blocks in a residential area to avoid cameras from stores. Do it on the morning of the 1st where the bank is loaded with cash for the welfare and disability people.
You're just gonna run around in a residential area with a mask, face paint, a gun, bags of cash, and expect nobody to see you? And what if it's not a residential area?
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Don't tell a soul. Only use the money to buy cash items such as food, gas, etc. Also, a couple months prior th robbery, make it a habit to completely empty your bank account and live on cash, that way if the cops look at your account they can't say that the day after the robbery you suddenly stopped buying groceries and gas etc. All they'll see is a big withdrawal and they won't know any bette
This... might arouse suspicions .
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Synthe]
#19404378 - 01/11/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Synthe said:
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Patlal said: bring a silenced gun
Have a tiny remote control explosive around the telephone wires outside the bank so you can set it off upon entering the bank.
You'll also need a somesort of wireless Internet blocker because banks can call the cops via internet.
Well okay then James Bond.
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Bring a "closed for renovation" sign with you that you can leave in the front door so you can lock it behind you when you walk in to prevent customers from entering without raising suspicion.
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Escape on foot for 3 blocks in a residential area to avoid cameras from stores. Do it on the morning of the 1st where the bank is loaded with cash for the welfare and disability people.
You're just gonna run around in a residential area with a mask, face paint, a gun, bags of cash, and expect nobody to see you? And what if it's not a residential area?
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Don't tell a soul. Only use the money to buy cash items such as food, gas, etc. Also, a couple months prior th robbery, make it a habit to completely empty your bank account and live on cash, that way if the cops look at your account they can't say that the day after the robbery you suddenly stopped buying groceries and gas etc. All they'll see is a big withdrawal and they won't know any bette
This... might arouse suspicions .
You're right. It's not complicated enough. I should steal an helicopter first.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Patlal]
#19404382 - 01/11/14 03:34 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: theRAPeutic]
#19404424 - 01/11/14 03:46 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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I'd get a bunch of children to do it. And then I would turn the children into sauseges, and sell them for additional profit.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Patlal]
#19404483 - 01/11/14 04:01 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Synthe said:
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Patlal said: bring a silenced gun
Have a tiny remote control explosive around the telephone wires outside the bank so you can set it off upon entering the bank.
You'll also need a somesort of wireless Internet blocker because banks can call the cops via internet.
Well okay then James Bond.
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Bring a "closed for renovation" sign with you that you can leave in the front door so you can lock it behind you when you walk in to prevent customers from entering without raising suspicion.
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Escape on foot for 3 blocks in a residential area to avoid cameras from stores. Do it on the morning of the 1st where the bank is loaded with cash for the welfare and disability people.
You're just gonna run around in a residential area with a mask, face paint, a gun, bags of cash, and expect nobody to see you? And what if it's not a residential area?
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Don't tell a soul. Only use the money to buy cash items such as food, gas, etc. Also, a couple months prior th robbery, make it a habit to completely empty your bank account and live on cash, that way if the cops look at your account they can't say that the day after the robbery you suddenly stopped buying groceries and gas etc. All they'll see is a big withdrawal and they won't know any bette
This... might arouse suspicions .
You're right. It's not complicated enough. I should steal an helicopter first.
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I would get a job cleaning banks after hours. I know someone who does this; the banks give him a key and he cleans them in the middle of the night (makes decent money too). After awhile of carefully scheming, I'd get into the vault, take all i could carry in my several cases that would normally hold cleaning supplies, and go directly to a country without extradition.
I've never given this any thought or anything.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: TopPmz]
#19404684 - 01/11/14 04:41 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Sleeping gas in the ventilation systems. Once everyone goes sleepy i would go in and use the restrooms, thats my calling card
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: ManianFH]
#19404794 - 01/11/14 05:02 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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mick said: Sleeping gas in the ventilation systems. Once everyone goes sleepy i would go in and use the restrooms, thats my calling card
The problem is dosage.
You need to have a gas solution that is powerful to knock everybody out before they can figure out what's happening and call the cops, but not so powerful that it is fatal. Also, the amount of space you're filling with gas would effect dosage. I presume this is why such a technique is not commonplace among physical robbers and thieves.
Wow I give this hypothetical criminal stuff way too much thought
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: Synthe]
#19404965 - 01/11/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Throw flash grenades through the door so everyone gets disoriented and wont even think of hitting any alarms. Maybe toss a few more for good measure then hit the vault and grab as much money as possible. On the way out I would find the hottest teller and cop a feel, then escape.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19404975 - 01/11/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Now that I think of it, robbing a bank here in Onatrio is easy as fuck
Scotiabank: They don't have panic buttons because they only create hostage situations, therefore, letter, grab the cash, and you're good.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19404993 - 01/11/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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TrentBoyett said: Go in, lock the doors, shoot everyone with suppressed guns besides one teller to open the vault, get all the money, shoot the last teller, ride out in under ~5 minutes.
That's kind of what this guy David Laffer did when he robbed a pharmacy of its opiates (Suffolk County, New York). One of the victims was like a 16 year old girl.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: s240779]
#19405291 - 01/11/14 06:56 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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simple
i would start by becoming a celebrated member of a local theatre group--giving me unfettered access to the entire century old complex
next, i would need a ghost pirate costume--probably better to make it yourself so as to leave ZERO PAPER TRAIL
now, using the combination of my pirate costume and theatre access--i would convince the public--probably over a period of a few weeks or a month--that the theatre was haunted by a ghost pirate
scare everyone away
once everyone else is too afraid to enter the building, the building becomes mine--and well what do you know, my theatre is next door to a bank!
this is where the precision comes in--once again making sure to leave ZERO PAPER TRAIL you should accumulate some heavy equipment--a drill works best, for obvious reasons--i chose to steal mine--on the night of a black out, drill through the western wall of the theatre basement--bringing me right into the vault--i take only diamonds, gold, etc--i've become very committed to my pirate character over the months--until i have filled a 65L backpack
to get away, i simply waltz off into the sunset mutha' fuckas
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Kidnap the manager's kids, have one of your minions wait with them while you go with him to empty all the money. No bank manager cares enough about the job to let their kids have their heads sawn off over it.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: EllisDSox]
#19405330 - 01/11/14 07:09 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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I think get in get out is the way to go. I'm liking the cell phone jammer idea and cutting the external phone lines.
I'd still go with a mask though, easier to remove than make up.
The change of cloths in a different back pack in a secure location is also a great idea.
Now the dye packs. Bringing your own bags would cut down the risk but what about the dye in the stacks?
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goldcaphunter said: I feel like killing everyone would be most efficient but let's try to do this with the least amount of murder 
This is the perfect sentence. this should be framed and hung on my wall. touché goldcaphunter...
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First off, I wouldn't rob a bank it's incredibly stupid. It's the most high security area you could rob.It's federally insured, so if you do rob one, you have the FBI on your ass immediately.
Also, you're not gonna get much money, you can only get what the tellers have. And also, bank tellers have a serperate stash of money they use to give to robbers. On each stack of money there's a couple hundred dollar bills on each end, then the middle is full of singles. And in the middle of the stack there are ink bombs.
You'd be better off robbing a convenience store.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: deladude]
#19412118 - 01/13/14 11:46 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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The majority of one-time bank robbers get away with it.
And fuck all that, that's why you load the money yourself.
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Re: If you were to rob a bank [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19413785 - 01/13/14 06:38 PM (10 years, 17 days ago) |
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Go with a group of armed people to a place which: has low-medium security, has decent loot, and where the police take 2 hours to get there 
Afterwards, I would donate 50% of my money to the Shroomery! (because I`m a decent person)
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