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Offlineganjasmuggler
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    #19403858 - 01/11/14 01:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 3
    #19403862 - 01/11/14 01:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just pull down your pants and see what happens.


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InvisibleSynth Ethics
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403865 - 01/11/14 01:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

alcohol


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 4
    #19403867 - 01/11/14 01:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Then DSHSB


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Edited by johnm214 (01/11/14 05:32 PM)


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OfflineLion
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 14
    #19403871 - 01/11/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.


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I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
    #19403873 - 01/11/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Lion said:
First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.




bwahahah


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion] * 2
    #19403874 - 01/11/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Lion said:
First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.



:hahthatsrich:

Yeah, OP isn't getting any with our "help" :lol:


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 2
    #19403888 - 01/11/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well when you're making out, just feel her up and she'll stop you at whatever point she doesn't want to go past. As far as initiating the first kiss with a chick, just go for it when you're both having a good time.

If you get rejected :shrug:

:fonz:


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19403891 - 01/11/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.


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Offlinek00laid
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 1
    #19403895 - 01/11/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ganjasmuggler said:
Hey so I have been dating this girl.





how does one date someone they havent had sex with


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403899 - 01/11/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you want we can practice

:sexymeow:

no homo


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Offlinegreenspectral
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403926 - 01/11/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1. Drink alcohol
2. Get horny
3. Start making out aggressively
4. Keep making out while you take off each others clothes, find a cozy spot to shag.
5. Is your dick hard? Fucking rail that pussy for days.

/the end.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #19403927 - 01/11/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ask her "When you Try'na fuck?"


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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19403940 - 01/11/14 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Ask her "When you Try'na fuck?"



:lolsy:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19403948 - 01/11/14 01:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Alcohol!


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: highc] * 10
    #19403988 - 01/11/14 01:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.



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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: highc] * 4
    #19403992 - 01/11/14 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'

it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things.  also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.


edit: also, make sure you dont smell like shit. brush your teeth and wear deodorant, and non-stinky clothes. take a shower, at that basic hygiene stuff.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ManianFH]
    #19404005 - 01/11/14 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mick said:
fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'

it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things.  also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.



This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.


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InvisibleLynnch
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #19404017 - 01/11/14 02:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Just pull down your pants and see what happens.



No no no, pull down her pants and see what happens.
If possible, pull down both her and your pants at the same time. She will be impressed by your multitasking ability and initiative.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 4
    #19404035 - 01/11/14 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

"did you fall from heaven because have sex with me"


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