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    #19403858 - 01/11/14 01:22 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 3
    #19403862 - 01/11/14 01:24 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Just pull down your pants and see what happens.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403865 - 01/11/14 01:25 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

alcohol


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 4
    #19403867 - 01/11/14 01:25 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)



Then DSHSB


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 14
    #19403871 - 01/11/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
    #19403873 - 01/11/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Lion said:
First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.




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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion] * 2
    #19403874 - 01/11/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Lion said:
First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.



:hahthatsrich:

Yeah, OP isn't getting any with our "help" :lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 2
    #19403888 - 01/11/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Well when you're making out, just feel her up and she'll stop you at whatever point she doesn't want to go past. As far as initiating the first kiss with a chick, just go for it when you're both having a good time.

If you get rejected :shrug:

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19403891 - 01/11/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 1
    #19403895 - 01/11/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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ganjasmuggler said:
Hey so I have been dating this girl.





how does one date someone they havent had sex with


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403899 - 01/11/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

If you want we can practice

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19403926 - 01/11/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

1. Drink alcohol
2. Get horny
3. Start making out aggressively
4. Keep making out while you take off each others clothes, find a cozy spot to shag.
5. Is your dick hard? Fucking rail that pussy for days.

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #19403927 - 01/11/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Ask her "When you Try'na fuck?"


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19403940 - 01/11/14 01:43 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Ask her "When you Try'na fuck?"



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19403948 - 01/11/14 01:45 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Alcohol!


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: highc] * 10
    #19403988 - 01/11/14 01:57 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: highc] * 4
    #19403992 - 01/11/14 01:58 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'

it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things.  also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.


edit: also, make sure you dont smell like shit. brush your teeth and wear deodorant, and non-stinky clothes. take a shower, at that basic hygiene stuff.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ManianFH]
    #19404005 - 01/11/14 02:01 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

mick said:
fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'

it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things.  also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.



This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #19404017 - 01/11/14 02:03 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Just pull down your pants and see what happens.



No no no, pull down her pants and see what happens.
If possible, pull down both her and your pants at the same time. She will be impressed by your multitasking ability and initiative.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 4
    #19404035 - 01/11/14 02:06 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

"did you fall from heaven because have sex with me"


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19404067 - 01/11/14 02:12 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

1. Find some alone time.
2. Initiate kissing.
3. Initiate making out.
4. Start grabbing/rubbing. (Play with her underwear.):naughty:
5. Pull her pants down, and then yours.
6. Initiate sex.

:doggystyle:

:bananabang:

:ass2mouth:

Be sure to span out enough time as needed between each step.
Don't rush things. Feel through the situation with her.

Have fun! :super:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: HalluciNate]
    #19404083 - 01/11/14 02:15 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler]
    #19404091 - 01/11/14 02:17 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Sit next to her and slowly start to touch her.  If shes not in to it she will let you know, if she is she will encourage it.  Alcohol makes it easier, but isn't really needed.  Just grow a pair of balls and put your hand on her leg.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: freeofthought]
    #19404098 - 01/11/14 02:18 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

for real doe, fuck all that whispering bullshit. make eye contact that says "i know we're bout to fuck", then start making out.

if she's like most bitches that like to fuck, that'll turn on her instinctive impulses.

when u get her clothes off inspect the g spot for any odor or visible irregularities (like herpes, for instance). if the coast is clear eat that pussy out and she'll want to keep fucking you.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rackem]
    #19404110 - 01/11/14 02:22 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19404229 - 01/11/14 02:54 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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NotTheDevil said:

This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.




yeah a few drinks is cool. Sober is a wonderful way to have sex too. Better orgasm, better memory of the great time you had.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404253 - 01/11/14 02:59 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Just pull down your pants and see what happens.




Believe it or not this actually works, have some balls and just pull your dick out and let nature work itself out.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Psicodelico]
    #19404290 - 01/11/14 03:07 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Take out your cock and make the girl grab it while you are making out, after that you are in:likeaboss:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404296 - 01/11/14 03:09 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:




Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Eminence]
    #19404313 - 01/11/14 03:12 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.



this


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: thelanzii]
    #19404335 - 01/11/14 03:17 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

all you really gotta do is just get naked together...


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
    #19404376 - 01/11/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

rackem said:
im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

:lol:



Rohypnol on the 1st page :yesnod:




Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.



:thataintright:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ganjasmuggler] * 3
    #19404402 - 01/11/14 03:39 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Here's what you gotta do OP:



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404427 - 01/11/14 03:46 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

^lots of all that.

Play with her clit until she is fucking swollen and dripping wet.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19404448 - 01/11/14 03:53 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Dont do it o.p just get your dick sucked. that way you have the upper hand and you are now at level 2 she will be at negative 1 because you will not give her any play just get it sucked nut on her face.if she swallows then you gotta eat her pussy. once that is over then proceed to initiate fucking sequence  you will last longer and she will think your amazing. and then she will buy you stuff all the time.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19404476 - 01/11/14 03:59 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.






:loldongs:

This thread is comedy gold. Should be a sticky.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19404514 - 01/11/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Im surprised nobody has referenced this invaluable advice yet:



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19404575 - 01/11/14 04:19 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19404588 - 01/11/14 04:22 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Demonic_Chronic said:
Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB

DC




Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB




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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
    #19404597 - 01/11/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Soooooo did anyone tell him to DSHSB yet?


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
    #19404604 - 01/11/14 04:25 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB

DC




Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB







I stand corrected
:raisemyglass:

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #19404859 - 01/11/14 05:18 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.





Isn't this also a weapons or armor cheat in GTAVC? :lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
    #19404888 - 01/11/14 05:27 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Soulidarity] * 7
    #19404911 - 01/11/14 05:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: freeofthought]
    #19405260 - 01/11/14 06:47 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

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"did you fall from heaven because have sex with me"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19405342 - 01/11/14 07:11 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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inspect the g spot for... visible irregularities.




lolwut. Do you carry one of these with you on dates w/girls?




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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19405361 - 01/11/14 07:15 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Khii Khwaay said:
Quote:

greenspectral said:
inspect the g spot for... visible irregularities.




lolwut. Do you carry one of these with you on dates w/girls?







You don't?

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19405375 - 01/11/14 07:17 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

LOL.

nah, but i guess i should

no i thought g spot was just a slang term for the clit and vag opening area. :shrug:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19405385 - 01/11/14 07:19 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. :shrug:




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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19405388 - 01/11/14 07:19 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19405404 - 01/11/14 07:23 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

greenspectral said:


no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. :shrug:




:rofl:

Tell me you're fuckin' with us?




nope, just kinda pulled that one out of my ass...i tend to do that from time to time.

so i was never informed as to where/what the g spot actually was, big deal.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19405418 - 01/11/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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greenspectral said:
Quote:

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Quote:

greenspectral said:


no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. :shrug:




:rofl:

Tell me you're fuckin' with us?




nope, just kinda pulled that one out of my ass...i tend to do that from time to time.

so i was never informed as to where/what the g spot actually was, big deal.




Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19405419 - 01/11/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

The G spot is a myth...


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ByTor]
    #19405427 - 01/11/14 07:30 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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The G spot is a myth...




its debatable


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19405432 - 01/11/14 07:31 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.




i have never had any chick ask or tell me about it, and it never seemed to diminish the experience for either of us, and i have given girls multiple orgasms in certain sessions. must not be that big of a deal. :shrug:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: HalluciNate]
    #19405451 - 01/11/14 07:36 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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1. Find some alone time.
2. Initiate kissing.
3. Initiate making out.
4. Start grabbing/rubbing. (Play with her underwear.):naughty:
5. Pull her pants down, and then yours.
6. Initiate sex.

:doggystyle:

:bananabang:

:ass2mouth:

Be sure to span out enough time as needed between each step.
Don't rush things. Feel through the situation with her.

Have fun! :super:





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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
    #19405468 - 01/11/14 07:40 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

help i'm in a g spot hole


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ByTor]
    #19405482 - 01/11/14 07:43 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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The G spot is a myth...



Nah, you just aren't hitting it.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
    #19405600 - 01/11/14 08:08 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

G spot is on the "top" side of the vag,  few inches in, on the curve around the pubic bone...

It's there..


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: shLong]
    #19405642 - 01/11/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Just ease in and relax, if she wants it then everything will be ok, she's not going to withdraw.

Just remember, if you're waiting for the 'right time', there never will be if you don't seize opportunities (when you're alone in your room for a significant time without disturbance, etc).


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: shLong]
    #19405645 - 01/11/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

not every girl is really sensitive at that spot

most are ime


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
    #19405666 - 01/11/14 08:24 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
Quote:

ByTor said:
The G spot is a myth...



Nah, you just aren't hitting it.





lol, the wiki page reads like a debate about whether or not ufos are real

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Spot


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19405743 - 01/11/14 08:44 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)



Best exerpt about the g spot ever.
EVER!

Lol

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 5
    #19405818 - 01/11/14 09:03 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Then DSHSB


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
    #19406142 - 01/11/14 10:42 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm.  Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees.  Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now." 

I guarantee success.




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Fucking dying laughing man. Absolutely GRADE A material you got there! Can I use this in my sig? That is priceless.

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #19406638 - 01/12/14 01:56 AM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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steezemachinee said:
Quote:

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Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
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Harsh!



Yeah no shit. I see this joke here from time to time and this is the first time I see a mod do something. This is like a staple joke when someone asks for advice about sex/getting laid.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #19406689 - 01/12/14 02:34 AM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

steezemachinee said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:


Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
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Harsh!




yeah who would waste perfectly good benzo's like that. :nonono:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: NotTheDevil] * 3
    #19407975 - 01/12/14 11:41 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

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Then DSHSB


Member banned for this post.
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This is complete bullshit.  When the fuck did the mods start trying to turn this place into the lounge on a geocities page?  Fucking amateur hour...


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: greenspectral]
    #19408003 - 01/12/14 11:51 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

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greenspectral said:
Quote:

TopPmz said:
Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.




i have never had any chick ask or tell me about it, and it never seemed to diminish the experience for either of us, and i have given girls multiple orgasms in certain sessions. must not be that big of a deal. :shrug:




Lots of girls have never experienced a g spot orgasm, cuz everyone thinks its a myth. I don't disagree with anything you said though. It's not super important, but I promise you, it drives all girls wild.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408033 - 01/12/14 11:57 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408046 - 01/12/14 12:00 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

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Just do the "come here" motion with your finger.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408077 - 01/12/14 12:07 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

There you go.  Mix that with some clitoral stimulation, sucking, and licking, etc.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408086 - 01/12/14 12:10 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Exactly. Follow these steps, OP. You can't fail.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
    #19408180 - 01/12/14 12:36 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

You don't initiate sex. It just happens. One second your like there and the next you're buck naked tearing the house down. Some memorable ones for me...

She was in my lap and kept moving and I told her to stop its making me horny. She said so and smiled and then I was just like, ya wanna see it? Haha

This one chick came up to visit me and she was like asking about where she'd sleep and I was just like well either in my bed if you're comfortable with that, I not ill lay a blanket out for you in the rain. The next night she was like rubbing her ass all over my crotch in the bed, I tried to play nice guy and just kept backing up till I got to the edge then I just reached around and started playing with her, lol.

Another I was straight up hung with her and we slept in the same bed a few times and then one day I just straight up walked up to her and was like, "you tryna get some dick"? She smiled and within an hour she was laying in my bed in her thong when I came in the room.

Either do it smoothly or in a hurry.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19408426 - 01/12/14 01:44 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Lately I've had to pay for sex.

But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb!  She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that.  We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.

She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.

She doesn't have sex.

I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay.  Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...

I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on!
I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.

But I'm into her and the way she thinks.


Anyhoo...  Back on topic I'm high as fuck.


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408458 - 01/12/14 01:52 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408478 - 01/12/14 01:56 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

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FishOilTheKid said:
Lately I've had to pay for sex.

But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb!  She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that.  We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.

She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.

She doesn't have sex.

I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay.  Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...

I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on!
I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.

But I'm into her and the way she thinks.


Anyhoo...  Back on topic I'm high as fuck.



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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408479 - 01/12/14 01:56 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Sounds kind of sketch man, but fuck it I'd go if someone sent me a plane ticket

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19408499 - 01/12/14 02:02 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

We went to the same high school.  Had the same class.  She wrote me a note.  She says we made out at a bonfire keg party.  I must have been drunk cause I don't remember.  Anyway.  She woke up and sent me a pic of her panty line and inner thighs...


Shit!


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408570 - 01/12/14 02:19 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

didnt read thread, but based off my comprehension of this site, i may suggest


When you tryna fuck

if you dont want to leave the choice up to her you could try an DSHSB

explain to her that shrooms made you gay, and have 3 some with random guy


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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19408575 - 01/12/14 02:19 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

:lol: definitely sounds sketch

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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #19411037 - 01/13/14 02:52 AM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Just bend over in front of her yank down your pants and show her the brown eye.  I personally like to screan "do you want this madam!??" But hey that's just me to each his own.


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