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Just pull down your pants and see what happens.
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alcohol
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Then DSHSB
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First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm. Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees. Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now."
I guarantee success.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
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Lion said: First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm. Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees. Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now."
I guarantee success.
bwahahah
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#19403874 - 01/11/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Lion said: First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm. Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees. Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now."
I guarantee success.

Yeah, OP isn't getting any with our "help"
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Well when you're making out, just feel her up and she'll stop you at whatever point she doesn't want to go past. As far as initiating the first kiss with a chick, just go for it when you're both having a good time.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
#19403891 - 01/11/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.
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ganjasmuggler said: Hey so I have been dating this girl.
how does one date someone they havent had sex with
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If you want we can practice

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1. Drink alcohol 2. Get horny 3. Start making out aggressively 4. Keep making out while you take off each others clothes, find a cozy spot to shag. 5. Is your dick hard? Fucking rail that pussy for days.
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Ask her "When you Try'na fuck?"
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
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Alcohol!
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Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.
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fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'
it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things. also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.
edit: also, make sure you dont smell like shit. brush your teeth and wear deodorant, and non-stinky clothes. take a shower, at that basic hygiene stuff.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ManianFH]
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mick said: fuck alcohol. if the girl looks interested thats a great first sign op. while youre hanging out with her start flirting like by touching her during your conversations. make good eye contact with her when you smile. then when youre a little closer together chillin out start whispering stuff into her ear, like 'i wanna kiss your neck', and see how she responds. then start amping it up from there, 'you are so sexy, i just wanna rip your clothes off right here.'
it depends on if youre pretty good at coming up with stuff on the fly, or if you need to think about it a bit up front (theres nothing wrong with this). know who you are and act accordingly. just keep things fun, and keep things natural, and make sure there is a lot of interaction between the two of you; that will lead to better things. also, have a place set up that you can go to be alone together, should things progress.
This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.
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rulesq said: Just pull down your pants and see what happens.
No no no, pull down her pants and see what happens. If possible, pull down both her and your pants at the same time. She will be impressed by your multitasking ability and initiative.
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1. Find some alone time. 2. Initiate kissing. 3. Initiate making out. 4. Start grabbing/rubbing. (Play with her underwear.) 5. Pull her pants down, and then yours. 6. Initiate sex.

Be sure to span out enough time as needed between each step. Don't rush things. Feel through the situation with her.
Have fun!
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im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.
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Sit next to her and slowly start to touch her. If shes not in to it she will let you know, if she is she will encourage it. Alcohol makes it easier, but isn't really needed. Just grow a pair of balls and put your hand on her leg.
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for real doe, fuck all that whispering bullshit. make eye contact that says "i know we're bout to fuck", then start making out.
if she's like most bitches that like to fuck, that'll turn on her instinctive impulses.
when u get her clothes off inspect the g spot for any odor or visible irregularities (like herpes, for instance). if the coast is clear eat that pussy out and she'll want to keep fucking you.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rackem]
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rackem said: im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

Rohypnol on the 1st page
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NotTheDevil said:
This, though a little alcohol (not a lot) will help.
yeah a few drinks is cool. Sober is a wonderful way to have sex too. Better orgasm, better memory of the great time you had.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
#19404253 - 01/11/14 02:59 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rulesq said: Just pull down your pants and see what happens.
Believe it or not this actually works, have some balls and just pull your dick out and let nature work itself out.
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Take out your cock and make the girl grab it while you are making out, after that you are in
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
#19404296 - 01/11/14 03:09 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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rulesq said:
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rackem said: im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

Rohypnol on the 1st page 
Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Eminence]
#19404313 - 01/11/14 03:12 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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frylock91 said: Start off with a back massage. That tends to lead places.
this
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: thelanzii]
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all you really gotta do is just get naked together...
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
#19404376 - 01/11/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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fapjack said:
Quote:
rulesq said:
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rackem said: im surprise roofies havent came up in this subject yet.

Rohypnol on the 1st page 
Rohypnol is such a bad suggestion to OP. Save the roofies for chicks that DONT want to fuck you.
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Here's what you gotta do OP:
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
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^lots of all that.
Play with her clit until she is fucking swollen and dripping wet.
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Dont do it o.p just get your dick sucked. that way you have the upper hand and you are now at level 2 she will be at negative 1 because you will not give her any play just get it sucked nut on her face.if she swallows then you gotta eat her pussy. once that is over then proceed to initiate fucking sequence you will last longer and she will think your amazing. and then she will buy you stuff all the time.
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Vsnares.Zappa said: Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.


This thread is comedy gold. Should be a sticky.
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Im surprised nobody has referenced this invaluable advice yet:
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Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB
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Demonic_Chronic said: Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB
DC
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NotTheDevil said:

Then DSHSB
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
#19404597 - 01/11/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Soooooo did anyone tell him to DSHSB yet?
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
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Demonic_Chronic said: Im surprised noone has told you to DSHSB
DC
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NotTheDevil said:

Then DSHSB
I stand corrected

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Vsnares.Zappa said: Press R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
you will hear the following message : Sex sequence initiated.

Isn't this also a weapons or armor cheat in GTAVC?
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: rulesq]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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greenspectral said: inspect the g spot for... visible irregularities.
lolwut. Do you carry one of these with you on dates w/girls?
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Khii Khwaay said:
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greenspectral said: inspect the g spot for... visible irregularities.
lolwut. Do you carry one of these with you on dates w/girls?

You don't?
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LOL.
nah, but i guess i should
no i thought g spot was just a slang term for the clit and vag opening area.
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no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. 

Tell me you're fuckin' with us?
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no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. 

Tell me you're fuckin' with us?
nope, just kinda pulled that one out of my ass...i tend to do that from time to time.
so i was never informed as to where/what the g spot actually was, big deal.
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greenspectral said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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greenspectral said:
no i thought g spot was just a general term for the clit and vag opening area. 

Tell me you're fuckin' with us?
nope, just kinda pulled that one out of my ass...i tend to do that from time to time.
so i was never informed as to where/what the g spot actually was, big deal.
Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.
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The G spot is a myth...
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ByTor]
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ByTor said: The G spot is a myth...
its debatable
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
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TopPmz said: Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.
i have never had any chick ask or tell me about it, and it never seemed to diminish the experience for either of us, and i have given girls multiple orgasms in certain sessions. must not be that big of a deal.
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HalluciNate said: 1. Find some alone time. 2. Initiate kissing. 3. Initiate making out. 4. Start grabbing/rubbing. (Play with her underwear.) 5. Pull her pants down, and then yours. 6. Initiate sex.

Be sure to span out enough time as needed between each step. Don't rush things. Feel through the situation with her.
Have fun! 
and i repeat DO NOT RUSH THINGS. not the first time at least.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
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help i'm in a g spot hole
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: ByTor]
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Nah, you just aren't hitting it.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
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G spot is on the "top" side of the vag, few inches in, on the curve around the pubic bone...
It's there..
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: shLong]
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Just ease in and relax, if she wants it then everything will be ok, she's not going to withdraw.
Just remember, if you're waiting for the 'right time', there never will be if you don't seize opportunities (when you're alone in your room for a significant time without disturbance, etc).
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: shLong]
#19405645 - 01/11/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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not every girl is really sensitive at that spot
most are ime
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Legend]
#19405666 - 01/11/14 08:24 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Legend said:
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ByTor said: The G spot is a myth...
Nah, you just aren't hitting it.
lol, the wiki page reads like a debate about whether or not ufos are real
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Spot
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Best exerpt about the g spot ever. EVER!
Lol
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Then DSHSB
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Harsh!
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: Lion]
#19406142 - 01/11/14 10:42 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Lion said: First, make subtle snuffling noses, wrinkling your nose and scrunching your brow to their rhythm. Then sort of sidle up to her, keeping your legs straight, as if you can't bend your knees. Then cough or sneeze violently on her face, and while she's stunned, calmly nudge her and whisper, "I'd like to initiate sex now."
I guarantee success.

Fucking dying laughing man. Absolutely GRADE A material you got there! Can I use this in my sig? That is priceless.
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steezemachinee said:
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NotTheDevil said:

Then DSHSB
Member banned for this post. -johnm214
Harsh!
Yeah no shit. I see this joke here from time to time and this is the first time I see a mod do something. This is like a staple joke when someone asks for advice about sex/getting laid.
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steezemachinee said:
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NotTheDevil said:

Then DSHSB
Member banned for this post. -johnm214
Harsh!
yeah who would waste perfectly good benzo's like that.
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Then DSHSB
Member banned for this post. -johnm214
This is complete bullshit. When the fuck did the mods start trying to turn this place into the lounge on a geocities page? Fucking amateur hour...
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TopPmz said: Girls want you to know where/what the g spot is. It's totally a big deal.
i have never had any chick ask or tell me about it, and it never seemed to diminish the experience for either of us, and i have given girls multiple orgasms in certain sessions. must not be that big of a deal. 
Lots of girls have never experienced a g spot orgasm, cuz everyone thinks its a myth. I don't disagree with anything you said though. It's not super important, but I promise you, it drives all girls wild.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
#19408033 - 01/12/14 11:57 AM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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FishOilTheKid said:

Just do the "come here" motion with your finger.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
#19408077 - 01/12/14 12:07 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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There you go. Mix that with some clitoral stimulation, sucking, and licking, etc.
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Exactly. Follow these steps, OP. You can't fail.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: TopPmz]
#19408180 - 01/12/14 12:36 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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You don't initiate sex. It just happens. One second your like there and the next you're buck naked tearing the house down. Some memorable ones for me...
She was in my lap and kept moving and I told her to stop its making me horny. She said so and smiled and then I was just like, ya wanna see it? Haha
This one chick came up to visit me and she was like asking about where she'd sleep and I was just like well either in my bed if you're comfortable with that, I not ill lay a blanket out for you in the rain. The next night she was like rubbing her ass all over my crotch in the bed, I tried to play nice guy and just kept backing up till I got to the edge then I just reached around and started playing with her, lol.
Another I was straight up hung with her and we slept in the same bed a few times and then one day I just straight up walked up to her and was like, "you tryna get some dick"? She smiled and within an hour she was laying in my bed in her thong when I came in the room.
Either do it smoothly or in a hurry. Just man up.
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Re: How to initiate sex [Re: GreySatyr]
#19408426 - 01/12/14 01:44 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Lately I've had to pay for sex.
But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb! She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that. We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.
She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.
She doesn't have sex.
I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay. Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...
I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on! I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.
But I'm into her and the way she thinks.
Anyhoo... Back on topic I'm high as fuck.
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FishOilTheKid said: Lately I've had to pay for sex.
But there is this chick that keeps chatting me up on fb! She just keeps messaging me 'kisses' and 'you wanna cuddle?' and shit like that. We have these long conversations and she keeps toying with me about flying me down to AZ to be with her.
She says she has only had a couple orgasms in her lifetime and she is 30.
She doesn't have sex.
I sense that she thinks that there is some thing gross and dirty about intercourse and foreplay. Buuuuut, she maintains that she is all into reading people and passion so...
I want to play with her pussy so bad and turn her on! I want to suck her clit and finger her g spot and give her an intense fucking orgasm.
But I'm into her and the way she thinks.
Anyhoo... Back on topic I'm high as fuck.
She's a he
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Sounds kind of sketch man, but fuck it I'd go if someone sent me a plane ticket
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We went to the same high school. Had the same class. She wrote me a note. She says we made out at a bonfire keg party. I must have been drunk cause I don't remember. Anyway. She woke up and sent me a pic of her panty line and inner thighs...
Shit!
She says we have a connection...
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didnt read thread, but based off my comprehension of this site, i may suggest
When you tryna fuck
if you dont want to leave the choice up to her you could try an DSHSB
explain to her that shrooms made you gay, and have 3 some with random guy
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definitely sounds sketch
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Just bend over in front of her yank down your pants and show her the brown eye. I personally like to screan "do you want this madam!??" But hey that's just me to each his own.
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