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Larabar
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Do you want to kill your postman?
#19402677 - 01/11/14 07:44 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I am a very impatient person when it comes to waiting for much wanted items in the mail.
I know the he has the same damn route every day.
My lovely mailman comes somewhere between 9:30am and 4:00pm.
This means that if he doesn't come in the morning, I spend the rest of the day impulsively checking my mailbox every fifteen minutes.
If the mail is still not delivered be around 1:00, I try to stop checking my mailbox and just listen for the mail truck. I live next to a highway. Everything sounds like the mail truck.
Basically, if the mail is not at my house by 10:00am, the rest of my day is spent incessantly checking the mail and the freaking out because I think I hear the postman.
I love Sundays.
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Corporal Kielbasa


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402683 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402684 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I'm waiting on the post man as well today. My MXE is within walking distance somewhere right now.
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Hobozen


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402685 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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i remember those days 
sometimes the mail is 10x better than christmas
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RavageTheEarth



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402690 - 01/11/14 07:51 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I get everything mailed to work because I always miss out on things that need to be signed for. I'm also extremely inpatient.
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freeofthought
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402707 - 01/11/14 07:59 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Count yourself lucky, it comes between 4 and 8 pm here.
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Larabar
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: freeofthought]
#19402712 - 01/11/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I'm waiting for wayyy too many different things. It'll be a whole month of checking the mail like a crackhead before it all arrives.
Of course, by then I will have more goodies on the way.

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freeofthought said: Count yourself lucky, it comes between 4 and 8 pm here.
That does suck a bit of cock. I'm sorry
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402726 - 01/11/14 08:12 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail. Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.
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Corporal Kielbasa


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Larabar
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Quote:
sVs said: Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail. Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.
Oh I agree. I wish I could, but I have to be the first to get the mail, otherwise it get opened on occasion by nosy beings. I can not afford to lose my packages.
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402754 - 01/11/14 08:26 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Unfortunate that you live with people you can't trust with one of the most basic tenets that living with someone is predicated upon. "Don't mess with my shit"; pretty basic, but some people just don't seem to get it
Edited by sVs (01/11/14 08:31 AM)
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Larabar
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Uhgreed..but what can ya do?  Other than that, its a pretty good living situation. Oh well.
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psi
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402778 - 01/11/14 08:38 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Barring moving out, you could get a post office box.
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Snotfish
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402785 - 01/11/14 08:40 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I occasionally get antsy waiting for my mailman to deliver kratom... Like today. Don't think it's enough to kill him over though.
At my last apartment I am almost positive my neighbors looked inside my package because there was a perfect rip in the corner, but they ended up bringing it to my door. I don't really mind because they were pretty and had my back a few times.
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Snotfish]
#19402788 - 01/11/14 08:41 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I want to give my postman(lady) a hug. Its been extremely cold, and with the multiple feet of snow over the last weeks, she cant even reach the mailboxes, yet.. Mail still gets here.
Give that lady a cookie!
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Synthe
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19402904 - 01/11/14 09:24 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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The wait sucks sometimes but they do work pretty damn hard so I can't blame the mailman.
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Synthe]
#19402978 - 01/11/14 09:57 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
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psi
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19403031 - 01/11/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Yeah there's never been Saturday delivery here that I can remember, that sounds pretty awesome actually.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19403060 - 01/11/14 10:16 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said: And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.
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blackwidow187
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19403083 - 01/11/14 10:23 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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the woman who delivers my mail is a bitch. I swear she intentionally fucks with me. A few years ago I was flagged at my POs office, because everything he tried to send me got sent back to him. At one point, I had to go to his office to pick up a letter he was trying to mail me that said I had to go to court over a violation. there has been several times that she didn't take stuff I was trying to mail out, and had to bring it to the post office. A couple months ago she put a package labled fragile on its side and so close to my door that it was hard to open the door without knocking it down the steps. After bitching to the post office 1000 times, I don't have many problems with her anymore.
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar] 1
#19403157 - 01/11/14 10:41 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Larabar said:
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sVs said: Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail. Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.
Oh I agree. I wish I could, but I have to be the first to get the mail, otherwise it get opened on occasion by nosy beings. I can not afford to lose my packages. 
Must be your parents, because it is a federal crime to open somebody else's mail.
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psi
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Crystal G]
#19403182 - 01/11/14 10:45 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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That's what I was thinking, if it was roommates doing this most people would be pretty fucking pissed off.
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rackem



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Crystal G]
#19403221 - 01/11/14 10:54 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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my last 2 jobs opened every piece of mail before it was delievered to me.
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morrowasted
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: rackem]
#19403288 - 01/11/14 11:08 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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i almost never order anything in the mail so no
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: morrowasted]
#19403735 - 01/11/14 12:55 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Why dont you let the guy just do his job and stop being an impatient asshole? You arent the only person in the world whos expecting shit to come. That or get yourself a PO BOX and you can drive your impatient ass down to the post office to get your shit
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Bologna
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19403785 - 01/11/14 01:06 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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you could put some random shit in your mailbox for the guy to take and use the little flag as an indicator
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19403971 - 01/11/14 01:52 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
NotTheDevil said:
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T-Rex said: And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.
Well your problem is your ordering things to someone else's home that your living in. Don't order things they wouldn't approve of then you won't have an issue.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19403983 - 01/11/14 01:54 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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T-Rex said: And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.
Well your problem is your ordering things to someone else's home that your living in. Don't order things they wouldn't approve of then you won't have an issue.
Its not that they wouldn't approve, its that I don't want them to see it. My purchases are shameful, but acceptable.
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19404012 - 01/11/14 02:02 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Understandable. I thought of purchasing a fleshlight but backed down for the same reason. How can I explain buying a Rubber Vagina.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404030 - 01/11/14 02:05 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said: Understandable. I thought of purchasing a fleshlight but backed down for the same reason. How can I explain buying a Rubber Vagina.
It's uh... for a project... at school...
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19404055 - 01/11/14 02:09 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Health Class
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404074 - 01/11/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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To demonstrate how to apply female condoms.
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trekie
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404101 - 01/11/14 02:19 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19404142 - 01/11/14 02:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Get a PO box..?
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thelanzii

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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19404197 - 01/11/14 02:46 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
Larabar said: Uhgreed..but what can ya do?  Other than that, its a pretty good living situation. Oh well.
opening other peoples mail is highly illegal. put them in their place
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: trekie]
#19404206 - 01/11/14 02:48 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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trekie said: See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
Buy one of those avatar fleshlights haha
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Synthe
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404333 - 01/11/14 03:16 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
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trekie said: See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
Buy one of those avatar fleshlights haha
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