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Crystal G



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar] 1
#19403157 - 01/11/14 10:41 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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sVs said: Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail. Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.
Oh I agree. I wish I could, but I have to be the first to get the mail, otherwise it get opened on occasion by nosy beings. I can not afford to lose my packages. 
Must be your parents, because it is a federal crime to open somebody else's mail.
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psi
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Crystal G]
#19403182 - 01/11/14 10:45 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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That's what I was thinking, if it was roommates doing this most people would be pretty fucking pissed off.
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rackem



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Crystal G]
#19403221 - 01/11/14 10:54 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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my last 2 jobs opened every piece of mail before it was delievered to me.
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morrowasted
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: rackem]
#19403288 - 01/11/14 11:08 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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i almost never order anything in the mail so no
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: morrowasted]
#19403735 - 01/11/14 12:55 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Why dont you let the guy just do his job and stop being an impatient asshole? You arent the only person in the world whos expecting shit to come. That or get yourself a PO BOX and you can drive your impatient ass down to the post office to get your shit
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19403785 - 01/11/14 01:06 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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you could put some random shit in your mailbox for the guy to take and use the little flag as an indicator
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19403971 - 01/11/14 01:52 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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T-Rex said: And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.
Well your problem is your ordering things to someone else's home that your living in. Don't order things they wouldn't approve of then you won't have an issue.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19403983 - 01/11/14 01:54 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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T-Rex said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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T-Rex said: And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.
I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.
Well your problem is your ordering things to someone else's home that your living in. Don't order things they wouldn't approve of then you won't have an issue.
Its not that they wouldn't approve, its that I don't want them to see it. My purchases are shameful, but acceptable.
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19404012 - 01/11/14 02:02 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Understandable. I thought of purchasing a fleshlight but backed down for the same reason. How can I explain buying a Rubber Vagina.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404030 - 01/11/14 02:05 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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T-Rex said: Understandable. I thought of purchasing a fleshlight but backed down for the same reason. How can I explain buying a Rubber Vagina.
It's uh... for a project... at school...
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19404055 - 01/11/14 02:09 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Health Class
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NotTheDevil
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404074 - 01/11/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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To demonstrate how to apply female condoms.
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trekie
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404101 - 01/11/14 02:19 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19404142 - 01/11/14 02:32 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Get a PO box..?
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thelanzii

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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
#19404197 - 01/11/14 02:46 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Larabar said: Uhgreed..but what can ya do?  Other than that, its a pretty good living situation. Oh well.
opening other peoples mail is highly illegal. put them in their place
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T-Rex



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: trekie]
#19404206 - 01/11/14 02:48 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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trekie said: See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
Buy one of those avatar fleshlights haha
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Synthe
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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
#19404333 - 01/11/14 03:16 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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T-Rex said:
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trekie said: See I would escalate things I would by the creepiest flesh light I could find and the strangest octopus water sports scat anime porn.
Hell I would of left it in the ps3 in the living room used if I had your roommates
Buy one of those avatar fleshlights haha
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