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InvisibleLarabar
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Do you want to kill your postman?
    #19402677 - 01/11/14 07:44 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I am a very impatient person when it comes to waiting for much wanted items in the mail.

I know the he has the same damn route every day.

My lovely mailman comes somewhere between 9:30am and 4:00pm. :grrr:

This means that if he doesn't come in the morning, I spend the rest of the day impulsively checking my mailbox every fifteen minutes.

If the mail is still not delivered be around 1:00, I try to stop checking my mailbox and just listen for the mail truck.
I live next to a highway.  Everything sounds like the mail truck.

Basically, if the mail is not at my house by 10:00am, the rest of my day is spent incessantly  checking the mail and the freaking out because I think I hear the postman.

:banghead:

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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402683 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)



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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402684 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I'm waiting on the post man as well today.
My MXE is within walking distance somewhere right now.:homerdrool:


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402685 - 01/11/14 07:49 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

i remember those days :lol:

sometimes the mail is 10x better than christmas


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402690 - 01/11/14 07:51 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I get everything mailed to work because I always miss out on things that need to be signed for. I'm also extremely inpatient.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402707 - 01/11/14 07:59 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Count yourself lucky, it comes between 4 and 8 pm here.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: freeofthought]
    #19402712 - 01/11/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I'm waiting for wayyy too many different things.  It'll be a whole month of checking the mail like a crackhead before it all arrives.

Of course, by then I will have more goodies on the way.

:doublefacepalm:

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Count yourself lucky, it comes between 4 and 8 pm here.




That does suck a bit of cock.  I'm sorry :shrug:


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402726 - 01/11/14 08:12 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail.
Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402740 - 01/11/14 08:20 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402750 - 01/11/14 08:24 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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sVs said:
Chill the fuck out and stop being so obsessive-fucking-compulsive over the mail.
Learn a bit of patience, might do you some fucking good. It'll get there when it gets there.




Oh I agree.  I wish I could, but I have to be the first to get the mail, otherwise it get opened on occasion by nosy beings.  I can not afford to lose my packages. :undecided:


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402754 - 01/11/14 08:26 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Unfortunate that you live with people you can't trust with one of the most basic tenets that living with someone is predicated upon.
"Don't mess with my shit"; pretty basic, but some people just don't seem to get it :frown:


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402767 - 01/11/14 08:32 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Uhgreed..but what can ya do? :shrug:
Other than that, its a pretty good living situation.
Oh well.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402778 - 01/11/14 08:38 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Barring moving out, you could get a post office box.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402785 - 01/11/14 08:40 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I occasionally get antsy waiting for my mailman to deliver kratom... Like today. Don't think it's enough to kill him over though.

At my last apartment I am almost positive my neighbors looked inside my package because there was a perfect rip in the corner, but they ended up bringing it to my door. I don't really mind because they were pretty and had my back a few times.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Snotfish]
    #19402788 - 01/11/14 08:41 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I want to give my postman(lady) a hug. Its been extremely cold, and with the multiple feet of snow over the last weeks, she cant even reach the mailboxes, yet.. Mail still gets here.

Give that lady a cookie!


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Larabar]
    #19402904 - 01/11/14 09:24 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

:hugitout:

The wait sucks sometimes but they do work pretty damn hard so I can't blame the mailman.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: Synthe]
    #19402978 - 01/11/14 09:57 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19403031 - 01/11/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Yeah there's never been Saturday delivery here that I can remember, that sounds pretty awesome actually.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19403060 - 01/11/14 10:16 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
And the fact the deliver on Saturday, just makes them all the much better.



I hate that, its the only time anyone's here to look through my shit.


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Re: Do you want to kill your postman? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19403083 - 01/11/14 10:23 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

the woman who delivers my mail is a bitch. I swear she intentionally fucks with me. A few years ago I was flagged at my POs office, because everything he tried to send me got sent back to him. At one point, I had to go to his office to pick up a letter he was trying to mail me that said I had to go to court over a violation. there has been several times that she didn't take stuff I was trying to mail out, and had to bring it to the post office. A couple months ago she put a package labled fragile on its side and so close to my door that it was hard to open the door without knocking it down the steps. After bitching to the post office 1000 times, I don't have many problems with her anymore.


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