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InvisibleMoorning Due
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First time I found my dads porn stash.... * 1
    #19399616 - 01/10/14 03:10 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

So I was young, and this was a long time back. But I remember finding a golden stack of Penthouse magazines on the top shelf of my pops closet one night. After looking thru the mags for a bit (Can't remember if I got a boner, or even knew what one was at that time), I decided that my mom needed to know about this. The most unfortunate part about me finding his stash that night for my dad was that they just happened to be having card-game night with all of their church/college friends... Anyhow, I came down and blurted out in-front of everyone "Mom - I found dad's naked lady magazines".

:blush:

I remember I wasn't allowed to go in their room without them after that.


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19399669 - 01/10/14 03:24 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

you MESSED UP! That stash could have been very helpful throughout your life :wink:


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Moorning Due] * 2
    #19399672 - 01/10/14 03:25 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Snitch! Get the snitch!

:banhamster:


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19399674 - 01/10/14 03:26 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

It was gay porn right?


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19399689 - 01/10/14 03:30 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Snitch! Get the snitch!

:banhamster:




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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: danlennon3]
    #19399691 - 01/10/14 03:30 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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danlennon3 said:
you MESSED UP! That stash could have been very helpful throughout your life :wink:



Sometimes I wonder if kids nowadays get that same feeling I did, magical but forbidden, about internet porn or towards an internet enabled device? Or is it to a point now where there is just so much it's lost it's magic?


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19399698 - 01/10/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

im 19 and i found my dads when i was 12 internet was still kinda iffy then so you know i got a sensitization of the forbidden then he realized it had vanished and smacked me across the head lol


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19399700 - 01/10/14 03:32 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

First time I found my dad's porn it was stashed in a Duke Nukem folder on the computer. I was a huge fan of that game, I don't think he thought his shit through


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: plektheplek]
    #19399992 - 01/10/14 04:21 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Dude WTF... Do you realize the problems you created for your dad?

You should totally call him right now and apologize and tell him your gonna buy him a case of beer or something.


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: Patlal]
    #19399996 - 01/10/14 04:22 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Yeah for real. My dad took my expensive porno dvds before. :feelsbadman:


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Re: First time I found my dads porn stash.... [Re: plektheplek]
    #19400047 - 01/10/14 04:33 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

What a dick


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