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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: koods]
    #19369011 - 01/04/14 04:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
Cool story, brah.

What did it taste like?



Like metal, I suppose. Oh well :shrug:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19370836 - 01/04/14 11:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, thats frickin weird as Fuck! I mean, whats the chances of calling someone right next to you by accident? One in a million?! Crazy.

I have a pretty embrassing story.

So, i was in a hotel lobby having breakfast with my Dad and my older brother. We were on a family vacation. I was like 14 or 15. We were all quiet then a person came in on a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. For some reason, i thought i would break the silence with a joke i heard recently fron school so i said "Hey guys, what do you call a person with no arms or legs?". Then i said "Bob". My Dad turned to me in disgust and said "Son, your timing is impectible".

I soon realized what i had done and felt like a huge jack ass. I said some pretty dumb shit when i was young :facepalm:

Its crazy how maturity changes you. I would never think to say that now, unless i was really tripping hard. Lesson learned :thumbup:

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19371044 - 01/05/14 01:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Crashing going 75 on the freeway with lots of booze and weed,while my friend was driving my car!

Fighting with my dad and getting kicked out while rolling for the first time and tripping on cid


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Lizard Eyes] * 1
    #19371110 - 01/05/14 01:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i wake up , i look down, and shes got a pair of balls


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19371132 - 01/05/14 01:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Summercamp 2010 high on 50 hits of Liquid, had ate copious amounts of molly, God, who knows what else, popped with 10 g of mdma.

I was spun all weekend in a holding cell full of spun motherfuckers :eek:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19371154 - 01/05/14 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've had a serated garden knife held up to my throat while dude stepped on my shoe so I couldn't move after being ripped off for something North of Miami.  Dude had his mom or grandma rip me off and I went back to where he lived (a couple of streets down) knocked on the door and he came out trying to cause trouble.  That wasn't very fun, but I held my ground.  Whole thing was stupid, glad I'm out of there, people are nuts.

One story that some shroomerites might remember:  being at MagFest and trying Salvia for the first time (I was like 16 or 17 probably, a decade ago at least) and as soon as it hit me having about 15 undercover officers grab me by my neck to lift pull me up backwards out of my chair and come out of the woods and slam me against a car.  I didn't even have anything illegal on me.  They were fucking with me big time though and all came out of the woods forming a half circle around me trying to tell me that I smoked salvia with everyone at the circle and "they are all going to die, and it will be your fault and you'll rot in jail" - etc.  I just had to call my parents but didn't end up getting in trouble.  There were a bunch of shroomerites there to witness that one, it was quite the scene.


Lets see... also being chased and screamed at by a mob of crazy black people in Bed-Stuy to where I was staying at 3am in Brooklyn next to Marcy Projects.  That was fun.  No real reason for that one.

I have a ton of stories.  Don't ever take rides from random people on Craigslist... learned that one the hard way, even if the person is a Phish fan, rofl.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: ilus]
    #19371412 - 01/05/14 05:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shit we could explain lots of bad situations lol. I am going with the latest
It happened over a year ago long story short my probation officer came to my house
And on my person I had 5 xanax and a weed pipe. Being on pills I ran they caught me

And I learned my leasson and paid dearly for my actions.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #19371460 - 01/05/14 05:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Got pulled over riding so dirty with a couple friends on a nice summer night after a rave. In a cigar box under the driver's seat, by my feet in the back seat, we had about 3 ounces of weed, a few grinders, a couple scales, papers, and 80 rolls. We were all rolling, and just finished smoking so the car was literally fresh when the cop pulled us over.

The cop walks up to the car and shines his light in at us. This made the cloud of smoke that we were sitting in even more visible. He asks for us to put the window down, and we do, which is when the cop is hit with a literal cloud of smoke. The car continued to billow smoke as he glared in at us.

He said, "looks like you guys have been smoking tonight. you don't have any more weed on you, right? I'm not gonna find any fresh weed in that vehicle, right?"

"correct, officer."

He walks back to his sqaud car.

All three of us whisper to eachother that we all are rolling so hard we might puke at this point.

The cop approaches again.

"I got bigger shit to deal with tonight than a car full of pot heads. Why don't you guys go hang out on your couch instead of driving around without your headlights on? That's why I pulled you over! Turn on your lights, get home!" He said.


We literally cried and smiled and laughed the whole way home.

When we finally arrived at home, we all felt this incredible sense of complete relief. We proceeded to smoke an ounce or so of that weed we got away with to celebrate our freedom.

Was certain we were all going away that night.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: russhroom]
    #19372623 - 01/05/14 12:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Close calls with the cops always make you more appreciative :smile:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19373328 - 01/05/14 02:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not that bad of a situation but 2 friend and I were smoking weed exploring cool places. We were inside private property not hurting it or anything, there was just a lot of nice nature so we were walking around and hanging out. We were young at the time and I still got very high from weed. So its the end of the night and we climbed over the fence to leave when we see or hear a cop car. I can't remember how we first detected it but we laid down in the bushes and stuff where we were, we were not even completely covered or anything but we laid flat not moving a muscle and not speaking. It was very hard because we were on top of dead twigs and stuff which made a lot of noise. I remember my knees and arms hurt because of what I was laying down on top of. So we waited and I said I know it was a cop car bla bla bla, now that I think of it I'm pretty sure I saw the flashing lights. At first my friends tried to say I was just high and it was some light on a gate thing. I was right, soon a cop car pulled up and announced on his megaphone, or car speaker system to come out of the bushes we see you. He repeated that and similar lines over and over but we didn't move or speak or come out. He waited there about half an hour occasionally saying something similar about come out with your hands in the air we see you in there. Either he was very lazy or afraid to go look in the bushes and stuff because he never left the side of his car. A cop, I'm unsure if there was 1 or 2 stood next to the car shining his flashlight very close to us, and on us. The car left, we waited then walked home.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19398321 - 01/10/14 10:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Soulidarity said:
i wake up , i look down, and shes got a pair of balls




:lolwut:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19398645 - 01/10/14 11:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Woke up next to my sister, covered in a pool of urine with a really bad headache and almost no recollection of the night before.  My penis smelled like vagina, but she swears me didn't do nothing.  To this day it brings me pain to even think or talk about it.  She is really hot, but I hope she is telling the truth.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #19399246 - 01/10/14 01:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When I was 17, me and a friend were walking home together (he lived a block away from my house). It was around midnight and we had spent the day getting drunk with friends. We were both completely shitfaced. Being the bright 17 yr olds that we were, we thought it would be fun to push over every street/stop sign that we came across. Yes, we were a couple of stupid punks. After making it a few blocks, a car screeches up next to us and two men step out. Its obvious that we are about to get our asses kicked

My friend and I split up, running different directions. While I was running my phone fell out of my pocket. I managed to ditch my pursuer but my friend wasn't as lucky. I stick around and wait for him on the street we usually take to get home. After about ten minutes my friend shows up, tears streaming down his face. His lower lip is literally split in half and his face is completely fucked up. We both used to carry knives for self protection (we lived in a dangerous part of Sacramento, California and we have both been stomped before.) He tells me, between sobs, that he had to stab that guy and he was worried that he seriously hurt him.

At this point I become aware of sirens getting closer and I realize its time to fucking MOVE. My friend is hysterical and I damn near have to carry him to get him to start running. We make it to a small side street with two larger streets running parallel on either side. We hide in a bush while rows of police cars speed past us on either side. We can hear a helicopter closing in. We sprint the mile and a half back to my house and somehow don't get caught. At this point cops are everywhere and there are two helicopters, giving both of our descriptions over a loudspeaker.

After awhile we both manage to go to sleep. At 3 in the morning there is a knock on my bedroom door. I open it to find my house is filled with cops and we are immediately put in handcuffs. Outside there are what seems like 20 cop cars and a news helicopter is flying overhead. The police were able to find were I live just from my dropped cellphone. We are taken to juvenile hall and booked into the maximum security wing.

Maximum security is reserved for the most violent of offenders. I was a little white boy (the only white person in my unit) surrounded by buff gang members, some of who have killed before and are awaiting trial to be sent to prison. My first roommate told me I was looking at prison time myself. Being the naïve kid that I was, I believed him. I had just graduated high school and now I was going to prison. You are only let out of your cell for an hour a day of recreation time out in the yard, but I chose to stay in my cell for my own protection. I only left that cell for the one allotted shower a week and to visit with my parents and public defender. I was only in jail for 30 days but the entire time I thought I was going to prison for several years which is one of the worst feelings I've experienced.

The District Attorney dropped all charges against me in order to go after my friend. We both were only locked up for 30 days in juvey but after a long legal process that stretched out for over a year, he was eventually sentenced to a year in county jail. He only served 6 months of his sentence before he was let out due to over crowding.

The guy he stabbed was able to drive himself to the hospital. He had a cut on his arm and a stab wound in his abdomen several inches deep. The man was also a fucking prick. In trial, he lied through his teeth and denied ever touching my friend and also laid on a very emotional sob story about how his life had been ruined, after which he smiled and winked at my friend while his back turned to the judge. I wasn't there when he was stabbed, but I believe my friend that it was in self defense. We were out of line vandalizing, but we were the ones who were attacked by a couple of vigilantes who should have just called the police instead of chasing us down to beat our asses. Those men deserved to go to jail right along side us but instead they were hailed as a hero's and a victims.


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