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Patlal
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The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet!
#19398584 - 01/10/14 11:45 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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My parents have been on vacation in Panama for a week and I babysat their pets at their place. I kinda overinduldge in everything! Restaurant breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes) for 4 days out of 7. I went to an all you can eat buffet, ate their chips, drank their beer (they insisted I did!).
So, diet time!
Only veggies and chicken and salmon for a week! No bread, no pasta, no flour, no carbs! (except those in the veggies, would is gonna be more enough cause I'll eat a lot!).
Who's joining me?
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398601 - 01/10/14 11:50 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
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Patlal
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: k00laid]
#19398615 - 01/10/14 11:53 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
Eat a shit ton of pasta!
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: k00laid]
#19398618 - 01/10/14 11:54 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
Same here give me lots of meat and potatoes.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398626 - 01/10/14 11:55 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Exercising makes it a lot easier to lose weight even if you are eating shitty.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398677 - 01/10/14 12:03 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said: My parents have been on vacation in Panama for a week and I babysat their pets at their place. I kinda overinduldge in everything! Restaurant breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes) for 4 days out of 7. I went to an all you can eat buffet, ate their chips, drank their beer (they insisted I did!).
So, diet time!
Only veggies and chicken and salmon for a week! No bread, no pasta, no flour, no carbs! (except those in the veggies, would is gonna be more enough cause I'll eat a lot!).
Who's joining me?
No alcohol or it doesn't count. Eating well and then drinking a bunch doesn't accomplish very much.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398753 - 01/10/14 12:18 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said: My parents have been on vacation in Panama for a week and I babysat their pets at their place. I kinda overinduldge in everything! Restaurant breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes) for 4 days out of 7. I went to an all you can eat buffet, ate their chips, drank their beer (they insisted I did!).
So, diet time!
Only veggies and chicken and salmon for a week! No bread, no pasta, no flour, no carbs! (except those in the veggies, would is gonna be more enough cause I'll eat a lot!).
Who's joining me?
ahahaha, only one week? and no exercise?
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: theRAPeutic]
#19398782 - 01/10/14 12:25 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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tahp93 said:
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Patlal said: My parents have been on vacation in Panama for a week and I babysat their pets at their place. I kinda overinduldge in everything! Restaurant breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes) for 4 days out of 7. I went to an all you can eat buffet, ate their chips, drank their beer (they insisted I did!).
So, diet time!
Only veggies and chicken and salmon for a week! No bread, no pasta, no flour, no carbs! (except those in the veggies, would is gonna be more enough cause I'll eat a lot!).
Who's joining me?
ahahaha, only one week? and no exercise?

With my metablosism, I'll probably lose 5 pounds. I eat a lot of pasta and carbs every single day. I could easily cut 1000 calories a day if I cut pasta alone. a 2 pound bag of pasta lasts me 2 days. I'm not kidding. Plus I'm only 175, 6 feet tall. I've been eating like that for years. Sure I'll crash cause it is an addiction. But its part of the process.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: qman]
#19398786 - 01/10/14 12:26 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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qman said:
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Patlal said: My parents have been on vacation in Panama for a week and I babysat their pets at their place. I kinda overinduldge in everything! Restaurant breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes) for 4 days out of 7. I went to an all you can eat buffet, ate their chips, drank their beer (they insisted I did!).
So, diet time!
Only veggies and chicken and salmon for a week! No bread, no pasta, no flour, no carbs! (except those in the veggies, would is gonna be more enough cause I'll eat a lot!).
Who's joining me?
No alcohol or it doesn't count. Eating well and then drinking a bunch doesn't accomplish very much.
Are you crazy. I'm not gonna stop drinking my 1500 calories per day
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398820 - 01/10/14 12:35 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
Eat a shit ton of pasta!
gluten fucks me up.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398839 - 01/10/14 12:40 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Good for you. I suggest learning some variety in your food preparation if you are adamant about altering your eating habits, however. You'll quickly grow bored of that diet, and then you'll just fall back into your old habits. I don't really agree with "dieting"; you should just learn to not eat like a slob and limit the portions of what you do eat.
For extra motivation, if you are willing to fly me out to your home, I will call you a: fatass, fat fuck, lard tub, wide load, chunky monkey, blubber, etc. any time I catch you falling off the wagon. We can also go running and stuff, since most fat people only do that when Golden Corral announces a holiday special at the all-you-can eat lard trough.
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Patlal
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sVs said: Good for you. I suggest learning some variety in your food preparation if you are adamant about altering your eating habits, however. You'll quickly grow bored of that diet, and then you'll just fall back into your old habits. I don't really agree with "dieting"; you should just learn to not eat like a slob and limit the portions of what you do eat.
For extra motivation, if you are willing to fly me out to your home, I will call you a: fatass, fat fuck, lard tub, wide load, chunky monkey, blubber, etc. any time I catch you falling off the wagon. We can also go running and stuff, since most fat people only do that when Golden Corral announces a holiday special at the all-you-can eat lard trough.
I'm not fat enough to qualify for any of these names. I would walk (I walk every single day around 4km) but I can't cause it's -30 outside, which doesn't help.
I already have a great diet that I'm used to eating, it's just the pasta I need to cut out.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398892 - 01/10/14 12:49 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: T-Rex]
#19398912 - 01/10/14 12:52 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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T-Rex said:
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
Same here give me lots of meat and potatoes.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Into The Woods]
#19398938 - 01/10/14 12:57 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Ha I know what you're thinking. You got a dirty mind sir.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Into The Woods]
#19398942 - 01/10/14 12:58 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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I was on a diet of almonds and rice last week because I was broke, I'm not going to do that again unless I'm broke again.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19398961 - 01/10/14 01:01 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Diets are good fun and moderately effective. As long as you get protein, carbs, and some fat, you'll be good.
I am on a dairy-free diet for my skin It's starting to really show.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: T-Rex]
#19398969 - 01/10/14 01:03 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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T-Rex said:
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
Same here give me lots of meat and potatoes.
You offered me a carrot in another thread, but I'd prefer some meat.
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#19399011 - 01/10/14 01:12 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: k00laid]
#19399055 - 01/10/14 01:18 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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k00laid said: not me. i need more calories. im skinny as fuck
i'd still tap dat lil ass
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
#19399312 - 01/10/14 02:00 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19399380 - 01/10/14 02:14 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said: I could easily cut 1000 calories a day
That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs) a week.
You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.
You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Asante]
#19399479 - 01/10/14 02:41 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said: I could easily cut 1000 calories a day
That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs) a week.
You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.
You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.
I doubt I'll lose muscles. I Eat a bunch of beans, nuts, chicken, eggs. Plus I'll exercise a little too. Basically the refined sugar is getting cut out. You, know, the shit no human should ever eat.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19399502 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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i'm going on a diet too. yay!
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19399503 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Don't eat anything your grandma wouldnt have considered food in her days. And yes avoid all sugar that isnt part of a whole fruit.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Asante]
#19399508 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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i guess cock is still on the table then,
sweeet!
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
#19399535 - 01/10/14 02:51 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Hologram said: i guess cock is still on the table then,
sweeet!
You need a well balanced diet, so don't forget to eat some ass too.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: koods]
#19399569 - 01/10/14 02:58 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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lemme see that thang then, make it easy for me to remember
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
#19399617 - 01/10/14 03:10 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Want to lose 30 lbs of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
(that's 13.6077711 kg for you Canadians)
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19399856 - 01/10/14 03:59 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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Patlal said: I could easily cut 1000 calories a day
That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs) a week.
You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.
You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.
I doubt I'll lose muscles. I Eat a bunch of beans, nuts, chicken, eggs. Plus I'll exercise a little too. Basically the refined sugar is getting cut out. You, know, the shit no human should ever eat.
If you are running your body on too much of a deficit your body will burn muscle and fat (you lose more muscle as it weighs a lot more and burns easier.) Burning too many calories really doesn't help you at all, and its the wrong type of thinking. Weight loss is a long term goal, and you need to adjust your diet long term as well. Losing 10 pounds in a month is too much unless you are really over weight. Also 3500 calories is to burn a pound of fat, a pound of muscle is 600 calories. You always burn muscle so its not an exact science.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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Right on man, I had the same idea the day the thread got started. No more pizza and fries for this guy. I'm gonna try an switch to veggie stir frys and grilled chicken and shit. I've also started jogging interval training 2 days ago. My legs are sore as fuck. But hey, gotta loose that weight, I'm getting the
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#19409076 - 01/12/14 04:36 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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Just a little unpdate. I've been doing the diet for the last 2 days and I'm feeling great. Maybe a little tired from the carb withdrawal, but its all good.
What I eat:
Breakfast; 3 hard boiled eggs, black beans
Lunch: Lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, green pepper, green onion, portobello, celeri, zuchini, onions, avocado, black beans (all in a salad, with a spoonful of spicy sauce)
Dinner: Chicken thighs, asparagus, broccoli, black beans
I started the diet at 175 pounds. Haven't weighed myself since.
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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
#19409527 - 01/12/14 06:16 PM (10 years, 18 days ago) |
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what I'll eat tommorow breakfast: half cup of rolled oats and a banana with black coffee snack1: apple, greek yougurt and a kiwi lunch: 3 eggroll with brown rice snack 2: half a cucmber with half green sweet pepper afterwork snack: almonds and cottage cheese exercise dinner: chicken breast with brocoli
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