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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
    #19399312 - 01/10/14 02:00 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
    #19399380 - 01/10/14 02:14 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Patlal said:
I could easily cut 1000 calories a day




That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs)  a week.

You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.

You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Asante]
    #19399479 - 01/10/14 02:41 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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Patlal said:
I could easily cut 1000 calories a day




That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs)  a week.

You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.

You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.




I doubt I'll lose muscles. I Eat a bunch of beans, nuts, chicken, eggs. Plus I'll exercise a little too. Basically the refined sugar is getting cut out. You, know, the shit no human should ever eat.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
    #19399502 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

i'm going on a diet too. yay!


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
    #19399503 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Don't eat anything your grandma wouldnt have considered food in her days. And yes avoid all sugar that isnt part of a whole fruit.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Asante]
    #19399508 - 01/10/14 02:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

i guess cock is still on the table then,


sweeet!


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
    #19399535 - 01/10/14 02:51 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Hologram said:
i guess cock is still on the table then,


sweeet!



You need a well balanced diet, so don't forget to eat some ass too.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: koods]
    #19399569 - 01/10/14 02:58 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

lemme see that thang then, make it easy for me to remember :wink:


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Apostle]
    #19399617 - 01/10/14 03:10 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Want to lose 30 lbs of ugly fat?

Cut off your head.

(that's 13.6077711 kg for you Canadians)


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
    #19399856 - 01/10/14 03:59 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Patlal said:
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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Patlal said:
I could easily cut 1000 calories a day




That equates to losing a kilo (2.2 lbs)  a week.

You dont lose fat you lose what doctors call "adipose tissue" which is the bright orange colored stuff you see when you fuck someone up good and proper, and that stuff is 7,000 kcal per gram.

You should only cut 1000 calories a day if you are quite obese, like me. If you are normally overweight or somewhat obese cut 500 kcal instead because your body will be less inclined to dump adipose tissue and you'd lose a ton of muscle. And losing muscle is VERY bad, big as I am, I'd be healthier gaining 20 pounds of muscle than losing 20 pounds of adipose tissue.




I doubt I'll lose muscles. I Eat a bunch of beans, nuts, chicken, eggs. Plus I'll exercise a little too. Basically the refined sugar is getting cut out. You, know, the shit no human should ever eat.




If you are running your body on too much of a deficit your body will burn muscle and fat (you lose more muscle as it weighs a lot more and burns easier.)  Burning too many calories really doesn't help you at all, and its the wrong type of thinking.  Weight loss is a long term goal, and you need to adjust your diet long term as well.  Losing 10 pounds in a month is too much unless you are really over weight.  Also 3500 calories is to burn a pound of fat, a pound of muscle is 600 calories.  You always burn muscle so its not an exact science.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19400074 - 01/10/14 04:37 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Right on man, I had the same idea the day the thread got started.  No more pizza and fries for this guy.:prettyflyforawhiteguy:
I'm gonna try an switch to veggie stir frys and grilled chicken and shit.  I've also started jogging interval training 2 days ago. My legs are sore as fuck.
But hey, gotta loose that weight, I'm getting the :fatfear:


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19409076 - 01/12/14 04:36 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

Just a little unpdate. I've been doing the diet for the last 2 days and I'm feeling great. Maybe a little tired from the carb withdrawal, but its all good.

What I eat:

Breakfast;  3 hard boiled eggs, black beans

Lunch:  Lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, green pepper, green onion, portobello, celeri, zuchini, onions, avocado, black beans (all in a salad, with a spoonful of spicy sauce)

Dinner: Chicken thighs, asparagus, broccoli, black beans


I started the diet at 175 pounds. Haven't weighed myself since.


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Re: The obese thread got me thinking... I'm going on a diet! [Re: Patlal]
    #19409527 - 01/12/14 06:16 PM (10 years, 18 days ago)

what I'll eat tommorow
breakfast: half cup of rolled oats and a banana with black coffee
snack1: apple, greek yougurt and a kiwi
lunch: 3 eggroll with brown rice
snack 2: half a cucmber with half green sweet pepper
afterwork snack: almonds and cottage cheese
exercise
dinner: chicken breast with brocoli


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