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What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? * 1
    #19396571 - 01/09/14 11:40 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I fisted a girl once :sunny:

Let's just say the two of us made quite the mess :heytheresexy:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19396726 - 01/10/14 12:08 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

never done anything very kinky in actual sex, always stuck to basics really


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19396798 - 01/10/14 12:27 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Do you mean other than that time I blew the dead alligator.:psycrankey:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #19396812 - 01/10/14 12:30 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

kinkiest thing would be eating out my girl from behind...followed by anal

I came on my own face once but it was on accident so Idk if it counts


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19396823 - 01/10/14 12:32 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

plektheplek said:
I fisted a girl once :sunny:

Let's just say the two of us made quite the mess :heytheresexy:



Why, did she fist you too? That does sound pretty messy  :ugh:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: berdinwall]
    #19396824 - 01/10/14 12:32 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Idk I ate my ex out til she squired all over my face... not that kinky but it puts bread on the table

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19396839 - 01/10/14 12:35 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

got head from a girl an hour before i got a restraining order against her, in the parkinglot next to the court.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ManianFH]
    #19396888 - 01/10/14 12:48 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I feel like that situation is in my not-so-distant future.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19396918 - 01/10/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

its surprising the situations you suddenly find yourself in. then while youre in it you think 'snapshot!' and save it knowing itll be a funny story later.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ManianFH]
    #19397049 - 01/10/14 02:00 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Three girls and me. It involved a maglite too, not for me.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: qbe] * 3
    #19397057 - 01/10/14 02:03 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Missionary position, no eye contact..
Was intense.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: shLong]
    #19397085 - 01/10/14 02:21 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

i take mine back. doing it with two chicks was pretty fun and a better experience

i also remember having sex while taking hits of nitrous and amyl nitrate hehe. crazy times


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ManianFH]
    #19397126 - 01/10/14 02:43 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

licked a girls butthole then came in her eyeball


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: thelanzii] * 3
    #19397146 - 01/10/14 02:55 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Not sure if it counts as it was unintended but I had a girl hand cuffed fucking on the couch. I was behind her and we where under a blanket. Her mom came down and hugged her goodnight. She tucked the cuffs behind her head to hide them and yes my dick stayed in even as her mom was hugging her. :zaphod:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: livenotonevil]
    #19397169 - 01/10/14 03:08 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

you sly dog


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: livenotonevil]
    #19397172 - 01/10/14 03:09 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

you shoulda given an extra hard hip thrust just as the moment was happening.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: rackem]
    #19397230 - 01/10/14 03:58 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

This one time this girl tied me up... She cut off my balls..
She ate them. The End


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: berdinwall]
    #19397289 - 01/10/14 04:37 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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kinkiest thing would be eating out my girl from behind...followed by anal

I came on my own face once but it was on accident so Idk if it counts




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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: laruta_21] * 3
    #19397302 - 01/10/14 04:42 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I'm embarrassed to say this, but sometimes when I make mac n cheese, I'll open up 2 boxes and use both cheese packs on just one box. Pretty wild. Bitches love it.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: MightyWhite] * 1
    #19397307 - 01/10/14 04:45 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

The morning after a big party me and my girlfriend at the time woke up in the living room surrounded by a bunch of other drunk kids that were still passed out.
No one else seemed to be awake around us, so we quietly banged right there on the floor (under some covers).

Eventually it drove her crazy having to be quiet, so we went into the backyard and finished loudly :lol:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #19397323 - 01/10/14 04:57 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I feel like this thread would be alot more epic in the anonymous forums. :shrug:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19397345 - 01/10/14 05:06 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I don't know if it was the kinkiest, bit I had sex with a girl at the beach. It was siesta key in sarasota fl (which is a very popular beach), in about 4 feet of water, and her mom was like 30 feet away. I'm not even sure if it was kinky, or just fucked up. When the shit goes down, you just go with it.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19397356 - 01/10/14 05:14 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I've fucked a girl(my ex) in an elevator, outside right in front of their appt complex, she gave me head in a bus, I got handjobs during classes etc.

She was a kinky lil bitch, which eventually turned out to be the reason we broke up(the "bitch" part, that is.)


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: blackwidow187]
    #19397389 - 01/10/14 05:32 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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I don't know if it was the kinkiest, bit I had sex with a girl at the beach. It was siesta key in sarasota fl (which is a very popular beach), in about 4 feet of water, and her mom was like 30 feet away. I'm not even sure if it was kinky, or just fucked up. When the shit goes down, you just go with it.



been to that beach.  nothing like fuckin in salt water


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19397394 - 01/10/14 05:34 AM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Nothing. :sad:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: s240779]
    #19399682 - 01/10/14 03:29 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Lol wow we've got ourselves some quality material up in this bitch :thumbup:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek] * 4
    #19399772 - 01/10/14 03:45 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

On the roof of a hotel on South Beach in Miami... the door locked behind us and we were stuck up on the roof for hours.  Eventually one thing lead to another and about an hour in we realized there was a huge crowd of people in their hotel rooms and porches from the taller buildings on all 4 sides of our hotel off Collins.  We put on a show and got a roaring standing ovation at the end.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: ilus]
    #19399984 - 01/10/14 04:20 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

my gf stuffed a cucumber up my asshole :smile:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: TheMovement]
    #19400052 - 01/10/14 04:34 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I fucked a chick in the ass on a playground.
And licked a butthole.
Nothing to crazy:crazy2:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19400313 - 01/10/14 05:24 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

All of the summer of 2012, I was fucking around with this stripper. A month before I met her, she got out of jail after doing over 6 months for a felony that she did not commit. She didn't want to be working at a strip club, but she was having issues finding a job with her felony conviction and had a kid to feed. Anyway, this chick had so much pent up sexual frustration, and was into some kind of violent sex. The first night I fucked her, she pulled some hand cuffs out of her purse. I've been with a couple other girls that were into cuffs, but they didn't carry them in their fucking purse lol. She was into biting, hitting, getting her hair pulled and shit. I had bruises and shit all over me. It looked like I got my ass kicked. My friends thought it was funny as shit, and so did I. This chick had like no gag reflex, and was the only squirter I was ever with.  She was fun lol. she would come over with some of the girls she worked with after the club closed, and we'd party until like 6am. Good times...


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: blackwidow187]
    #19400366 - 01/10/14 05:34 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Lol my story dims in comparison to some of these! Although I'm not too jealous of the guy who had a cucumber shoved up his ass! :freshwtf:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19400405 - 01/10/14 05:44 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

^ yeah i'll save that one for when i'm like 80 with my wife


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: g00ru]
    #19400421 - 01/10/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Just the basic,ass diving, ass to mouth:shrug:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: AD420] * 2
    #19400458 - 01/10/14 05:59 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)



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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: rulesq]
    #19400564 - 01/10/14 06:26 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I once fucked a girl out behind some bushes in front of the movie theater because we had like an hour to wait until it started. People were walking all around us, not sure if anyone saw.

In high school me and one girl fucked in every bathroom in the school, it was like a personal mission. :lol:

I like having sex in public I guess. :shrug:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19400872 - 01/10/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Strangest thing for me was probably having really loud sex in an apartment where you know a good dozen people can definitely hear you, doing that on the regular and living with those people :shrug: pretty damn weird sometimes

Do what you gotta do though


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19400919 - 01/10/14 08:02 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

You don't have to make so much noise.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19400951 - 01/10/14 08:11 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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You don't have to make so much noise.




Probably the loudest sex I've had

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19400965 - 01/10/14 08:13 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Prolly blowing myself with 2 other chicks.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: highc]
    #19400980 - 01/10/14 08:17 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Prolly blowing myself with 2 other chicks.




Dude, that's what the chicks are for, right?


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19400993 - 01/10/14 08:22 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Quote:

highc said:
Prolly blowing myself with 2 other chicks.




Dude, that's what the chicks are for, right?



A regular bj isn't kinky :shrug:W


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: highc]
    #19401094 - 01/10/14 08:47 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

In the shower, my ex boyfriend peed on me. Peed on my ass. It's fucking hot. I like it. And please, nobody better say any bad comments about it.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19401114 - 01/10/14 08:51 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: thelanzii]
    #19401184 - 01/10/14 09:05 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Had a 3some with 2 guys and watched them go ass to ass with a double dildo...also had a threesome with a girl and a guy in a moving car....the things you see on the interstate :lol:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19401202 - 01/10/14 09:09 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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In the shower, my ex boyfriend peed on me. Peed on my ass. It's fucking hot. I like it. And please, nobody better say any bad comments about it.




He's peeing on me right now.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19401403 - 01/10/14 10:08 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

ropes, cuffs, and bondage.few girs liked the belt..couple orgies..fmf 3somes..mfm 3some..nothing insane :lol:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: KT-BC]
    #19401437 - 01/10/14 10:21 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I've had a couple threesomes a few years ago. 

I had a big fat purple dildo I used to use on my Japanese EX Girlfriend when I was too high to get hard.

I've had sex in my parents hot tub while my friend jacked off on their lawn chair.

That's about it, I haven't done anything too crazy.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Magicman69] * 1
    #19401446 - 01/10/14 10:23 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I got a blow job from a minister in an elevator that was stuck between floors. :shrug:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19401453 - 01/10/14 10:26 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Did you guys intentionally stop the elevator in a passion filled frenzy? Or did it really break down, and things just progressed from there?


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19401558 - 01/10/14 10:58 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

That fucking elevator was a death trap. I'm not joking when I say the elevator was 70 years old.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19401836 - 01/11/14 12:20 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Almost forgot:
I once watched two dudes bang while I jerked it in the corner.

They wanted me to get involved, but I wasn't interested.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19401866 - 01/11/14 12:28 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Almost forgot:
I once watched two dudes bang while I jerked it in the corner.

They wanted me to get involved, but I wasn't interested.




You were interested enough to watch. :crazy2:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19402098 - 01/11/14 01:58 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I happened to be there :shrug:

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19402136 - 01/11/14 02:31 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I've got my red wings from a few different chicks, having 3 ways with 2 guys and a girl and then blowing the guy (was really drunk, otherwise wouldn't have blown him), getting fucked with a strap on, fucked a few different trannies one while my gf watched, blew my nose into my exgfs asshole and then used my snot as lube, etc.  Most depraved sexual act I ever had was probably with my ex when she was really upset and started crying and I fucked her while she was crying as punishment.  I don't know what the hell I was thinking during that, but it gave me a weird orgasm.  It wasn't pleasant, I felt shitty afterwards.  I try to just get my nut off and leave it at that at this point.  Sexual deviance isn't a good route for me to go.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19402155 - 01/11/14 02:47 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I jacked off to one of your crappy threads getting rule 4d, once.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402168 - 01/11/14 02:56 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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I jacked off to one of your crappy threads getting rule 4d, once.



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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19402179 - 01/11/14 03:00 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I've been jerking it for like four hours since my wife went to sleep.
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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19402180 - 01/11/14 03:00 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

sVs said:
I jacked off to one of your crappy threads getting rule 4d, once.



I'm jacking off thinking about you doing that.



:hmm:

What the hell, why not..

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: rulesq]
    #19402183 - 01/11/14 03:00 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

It's cool, everyone's jerking.
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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402245 - 01/11/14 03:44 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

ate a girls butthole, had my butthole eaten. lots of public/outdoor sex. Bondage, cuffs, crops. fisting. stuffing a girls panties in her vag then banging her. ice cubes in her ass and pussy (no joke, for the old timers:elmo:)


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19402248 - 01/11/14 03:46 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Had a chick piss on me once.  Interesting experience, kinda glad it happened. :datass:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19402485 - 01/11/14 05:50 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Lot of butthole licking here in this thread. I like it


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19402514 - 01/11/14 06:05 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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Lot of butthole licking here in this thread. I like it



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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19402542 - 01/11/14 06:25 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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I got a blow job from a minister in an elevator that was stuck between floors. :shrug:




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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19402604 - 01/11/14 07:08 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

This thread is getting real weird :thumbup:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: blackwidow187]
    #19402611 - 01/11/14 07:10 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I've licked the shit out of buttholes... Wait... Not literally.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: blackwidow187]
    #19402630 - 01/11/14 07:17 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

I met a co-workers mother once.  She was introduced to me by her daughter after drinking at a house party me and the co-worker attended.  The first night we met at the co-workers apt. Chilled for like 40 mins and burned one, then the daughter went to her room as it was her apt.
I got blown by her mother on the sofa like 20 mins later.  I seriously doubt that girl was asleep. :aweshit:
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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19402668 - 01/11/14 07:40 AM (10 years, 20 days ago)

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I've licked the shit out of buttholes... Wait... Not literally.



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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19403287 - 01/11/14 11:08 AM (10 years, 19 days ago)

Well fucking a hot young teen boy every which way was pretty kinky (he was legal)


And fucking a hot young girl in the ass while she wore a really sexy red dress was kinky.

Fucking same girl while she fucked my ass with a carrot (we had to improvise ) was pretty kinky , and her fingering my ass during sex

Those are probably my top 3.

Oh and fucking said girl in the ass while she had her hands on this huge rock in public at an outdoor music festival (in popes hill at folk fest)

Also having sex in a girls car in a parking lot outside a bar .

Oh yeah and fucking a young girl in public at a park beside a playground (no one else there obviously). Same girl in all cases.

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Moonshoe] * 3
    #19403795 - 01/11/14 01:08 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Well fucking a hot young teen boy every which way was pretty kinky (he was legal)



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Everyone I had sex with was of legal age.




You having to say this twice makes me think that some of these may have been with people NOT of age    :hmm:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19403984 - 01/11/14 01:55 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

That's stupid .

I was 18 at the time and the boy was the same age.

The girl is one year older than me.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19404032 - 01/11/14 02:05 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

i let a girl lick and finger my butthole once


does that make me gay


i dont consider licking a girls butt to be kinky tho, ive done it with every girl ive fucked. all of them but one liked and encouraged it. the one that didnt like it allowed it anyway


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19404221 - 01/11/14 02:52 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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i let a girl lick and finger my butthole once


does that make me gay


i dont consider licking a girls butt to be kinky tho, ive done it with every girl ive fucked. all of them but one liked and encouraged it. the one that didnt like it allowed it anyway



i dont think it does.
i got into an argument with a chick one time.  she said that anal even with a girl is gay because guys have asses as well.  She was put in her place


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: thelanzii]
    #19404230 - 01/11/14 02:54 PM (10 years, 19 days ago)

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Nemmies said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
i let a girl lick and finger my butthole once


does that make me gay


i dont consider licking a girls butt to be kinky tho, ive done it with every girl ive fucked. all of them but one liked and encouraged it. the one that didnt like it allowed it anyway



i dont think it does.
i got into an argument with a chick one time.  she said that anal even with a girl is gay because guys have asses as well.  She was put in her place




By the same logic you could say oral even with a girl is gay because guys Also have mouths.

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19413041 - 01/13/14 03:56 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Well fucking a hot young teen boy every which way was pretty kinky (he was legal)



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Everyone I had sex with was of legal age.




You having to say this twice makes me think that some of these may have been with people NOT of age    :hmm:




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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: laruta_21]
    #19413085 - 01/13/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

I love this thread.

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laruta_21 said:
Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
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Well fucking a hot young teen boy every which way was pretty kinky (he was legal)



Quote:

Everyone I had sex with was of legal age.




You having to say this twice makes me think that some of these may have been with people NOT of age    :hmm:




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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Legend]
    #19413100 - 01/13/14 04:10 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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I love this thread.

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FruitOfLife said:
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Well fucking a hot young teen boy every which way was pretty kinky (he was legal)



Quote:

Everyone I had sex with was of legal age.




You having to say this twice makes me think that some of these may have been with people NOT of age    :hmm:




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according to drugs inc. meth makes homosexuals with aids have tons of unprotected sex. lol.




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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Legend]
    #19413108 - 01/13/14 04:11 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Not just the gays. Meth makes straight guys give it up, too.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19413138 - 01/13/14 04:18 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Fucked my ex in her back yard just after it got dark out while it was ~20 degrees outside.

Received hand job and fingered a girl in the back seat of my dads van while he drove with a blanket on top of us.  That was when I was away for school and my dad and girl at the time came to visit ha. 


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19413172 - 01/13/14 04:25 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

oh shit, where to start...

well iv done a rape fantisy with my girl and made a vid, it looked obviously consensual but still kinda hot.

cuffs, bondage, school girl slut, all the basic 2 person emagination fantasys.

got a blowjob driving down the road once (it was hard to cum and drive at the same time)

got a blow job in the back seat of my buddies car while he was driving (didnt cum)

got a hand job in front of my parents when i was young while they were completely oblivious. (that was fucking awkward.)

anal

anal to oral

oral, vaginal and anal in the same session.

got my girl so worked up one time we took the master/slave thing to a way far extrema. afterward i kinda felt bad about the things i called her/ had her say and do. (like literally had her saying she was a piece of fuck meat and stuff and she was asking for more. lol)

fuck that was hot tho.

sooo yea, were pretty kinky.
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    #19413181 - 01/13/14 04:27 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

oh man, rape fantasies are the fucking best.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Legend]
    #19413248 - 01/13/14 04:46 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

I guess I never mentioned it; but I've had lots of sex outdoors and in public.

One of the hotter times was when me and an ex banged in her car in a parking lot in the middle of the day.


My favorite "kinky" thing to do is to bang a hot girl out in the woods while we're both totally nude.
It just feels so right to do it that way. It's how we had sex for thousands of years.
After you do that, banging indoors feels almost alien.


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    #19413263 - 01/13/14 04:51 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Me and a boyfriend blew each other while standing in the middle of a gorge where anybody above could see us. (Imagine being on the field in a stadium... Like that)


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19413277 - 01/13/14 04:54 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

idk about the MOST kinky but last weekend weekend me and a girl did a bunch of coke and i ended up tying her up with handcuffs etc and banging her ass while she called me daddy

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: NWlight]
    #19413279 - 01/13/14 04:55 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Girls calling me daddy has always been a big turn off for me. :shrug:


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    #19413298 - 01/13/14 05:01 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Girls calling me daddy has always been a big turn off for me. :shrug:



usually is for me too.

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    #19413332 - 01/13/14 05:11 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Girls calling me daddy has always been a big turn off for me. :shrug:




Same, shits creepy. I don't do the mama thing either, I straight take that shit out of other people's songs when covering them


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    #19413348 - 01/13/14 05:16 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Girls calling me daddy has always been a big turn off for me. :shrug:



usually is for me too.

more coke brah




I know, I know.
I had an ex that liked to call me daddy.
If I was on enough heroin or cocaine, I didn't give two shits.

She also totally looked like a pornstar, so I could see past her daddy-complex when we were banging.

I know that's shallow of me :nonono:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19413351 - 01/13/14 05:18 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Eat my current girls asshole.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Sham87]
    #19413362 - 01/13/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

That is one thing I've never done, and have no interest in doing.

I'll fuck a girl in the ass. I'll even let her fuck me in the ass.

But feces is going no where near my mouth :uhoh:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19413365 - 01/13/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
That is one thing I've never done, and have no interest in doing.

I'll fuck a girl in the ass. I'll even let her fuck me in the ass.

But feces is going no where near my mouth :uhoh:



how about a girl sucking you off after banging her ass?


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19413383 - 01/13/14 05:23 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
That is one thing I've never done, and have no interest in doing.

I'll fuck a girl in the ass. I'll even let her fuck me in the ass.

But feces is going no where near my mouth :uhoh:



It wasn't bad at all and it was totally in the moment. Shieet I may eat some ass tonight :tongue2: 

See I don't know about ass play on my ass.

I mean if you're really into eating pussy, you're bound to taste a little asshole sooner or later. :idk:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: NWlight]
    #19413404 - 01/13/14 05:29 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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NWlight said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
That is one thing I've never done, and have no interest in doing.

I'll fuck a girl in the ass. I'll even let her fuck me in the ass.

But feces is going no where near my mouth :uhoh:



how about a girl sucking you off after banging her ass?





I would have no qualms to that.

I'd probably even make out with her afterwards;
I just have reservations about directly applying my own tongue to an asshole. :shrug:


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19413460 - 01/13/14 05:41 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Interesting.  you missed the butthole fever :strokebeard:


oh yeah and that girl insisted we watched teen lesbian porn while we had sex too :drooling:

I need to find more girls who are down with sex+porn


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: NWlight]
    #19413552 - 01/13/14 05:57 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

That's a thing you do with your girlfriend or wife.  New pussy is always better than porn unless she's really disgusting in which case porn is a better option period.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #19413633 - 01/13/14 06:10 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

Either threesome or fucking a coworker while on the clock.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19413679 - 01/13/14 06:17 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
That is one thing I've never done, and have no interest in doing.

I'll fuck a girl in the ass. I'll even let her fuck me in the ass.

But feces is going no where near my mouth :uhoh:



how about a girl sucking you off after banging her ass?





I would have no qualms to that.

I'd probably even make out with her afterwards;
I just have reservations about directly applying my own tongue to an asshole. :shrug:




That is weird. I mean, your dick - and by the transitive properties of fellatio,her mouth - would be a lot nastier than a nice dry bunghole.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: koods]
    #19414506 - 01/13/14 09:09 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

YOLO


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: Sham87]
    #19414575 - 01/13/14 09:27 PM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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YOLO




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no!  :crankynoweed:

just no.


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: evileye001]
    #19415295 - 01/14/14 12:14 AM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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got my girl so worked up one time we took the master/slave thing to a way far extrema. afterward i kinda felt bad about the things i called her/ had her say and do. (like literally had her saying she was a piece of fuck meat and stuff and she was asking for more. lol)

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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: AD420] * 1
    #19415305 - 01/14/14 12:19 AM (10 years, 17 days ago)

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AD420 said:
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evileye001 said:

got my girl so worked up one time we took the master/slave thing to a way far extrema. afterward i kinda felt bad about the things i called her/ had her say and do. (like literally had her saying she was a piece of fuck meat and stuff and she was asking for more. lol)

:doggystyle:




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dude it's fuckin bomb,  no need to feel bad about it afterward.

"you dirty slut you dont even deserve this cock in your asshole.  come clean the shit off daddys cock with your mouth.

you're so lucky you get to have me cum on you, you unworthy skank"


mmmmm :whacker:  i love sluts


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Re: What is the most kinky thing you've ever done? [Re: NWlight]
    #19417330 - 01/14/14 01:13 PM (10 years, 16 days ago)

Fucked a girl in a bathroom stall at a rave? :shrug:

It was hilarious because afterwards she ran out of the stall/washroom and as I was walking out of the stall there was a guy fixing his hair at the mirror and without looking away from himself he just holds up his fist up and says "nice" and gives me props as I walked out. :lol:

I'm sure there's more just have to try n remember the not so recent ones, but I don't think sex in public places is all that kinky.


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